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Click/download for full size if things are hard to read/see.It's done. I kinda dragged my feet with it, but it was amusing to make nonetheless X3.
Obviously, I didn't do something for every quest, because not every part was amusing. The mirelurks were pretty straight forward. I only had to fight one, the rest I ran from xD. The library and Rivet City were pretty ho-hum, too.
Although, getting to Rivet City was something else. I took the top side route, and Super Mutants at level 6-7, or whatever I was at the time(it was low), are scary!
-Super Duper Mart was an... experience. Let's just say I didn't know how to use VATS very well, and tried to take out Raiders the old fashioned way. There was much dying before I figured it out :I
So that's why Dimi's cowering XD.
-For the damage one, I tossed a grenade at a cliff so it bounced back at Dimitri. Effective! And I didn't have to limp far to get back to Megaton XD.
As for the stitched smiley face, Moira puts one on you, somewhere, where you can't really see it. Dimi came in with a crippled leg, so I was all 'omg, Dimi has a butt cheek smiley, now?' Roflmao.
-The Rads involved having Dimitri hanging out with the bomb for a good while and listening to preacher man preach
-Mole Rat Repellent. [link] (I'm too lazy to re-type something for it XD)
-RobCo Plant was SCARY when those robots are reactivated in hostile mode. I tried to fight my way back out, but it was suicide T_T. So I reloaded and spent some time doing other things to get my science to 50 before returning XB. (The game message was traced from a screen shot I found)
-Minefield! Trying not to get blown up in more ways than one. Damn Arkansas, setting off cars deliberately >(. Not so bad, my arse. Dimitri would've liked to strangle Moira at this point
But in the end, Dimitri can thank Moira for giving her her 'Wasteland legs' and setting her on the path to Wasteland badass XD.
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since i had GOTY edition(which includes every download-able contents)and also had fairly high speech skill, i proudly crushed her wretched dream then got a magnificent perk named dream crusher.
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yes, Anchorage Memorial/Tepid sewers/RobCo Facility suck badly.....
nevertheless, i wanna visit arlington library-last destination of her quest- since brawl between BoS and raiders happens in there....(so i can salvage T-45 from dead initiates....lawls)
Megaton is stunning village fits so better with apocalyptic wasteland no doubt but moira sucks.....
somah(one of the captives held in alien mothership)is even better...
letting feral ghouls to gain access in tenpenny tower+crushing that bitch's dream
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I'm tempted to do that every time I go there. But because of a few of the residents that ain't complete dicks (ESPECIALLY Herbert "Daring" Dashwood) I just can't seem to bring myself to doing so.
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omG this was so hilarious and true! god why did i even do that quest?? god i merked EVERYONE in megaton after i did her quest.... ( I.E. i rigged the bomb *evil grin* )
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The only reason I let her live is because she can repair my Gauss Rifle.
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God, I had the same reaction when I went to the robot plant.
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Gawd, I'd like to throw Moira's little potato at her face >
Lol, just kidding. But still, I got off track, got attacked by a giant radscorpion that just would not die and when I tried to run away I somehow got three vicious dogs and two molerats on my trail. I killed the molerat and the dogs stopped to eat the corpse, lol, so I managed to get away. And then I ran into another radscorpion and another molerat.
'Till this day, I don't know why the second radscorpion didn't chase me (maybe he was too big and couldn't squeeze between a few rocks?) but I fast travelled back to Megaton once that dumb "You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby" message. A few botflies managed to not see me for some reason
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Moira: What do Super Mutants Eat?
Answer: Research assistants!
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best description of the Wasteland Survival Guide quest.... of all time... best comic!
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That was the greatest comic ever.... of all time...
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XD My guy Tor feels her pain. What with the terminal, the mines, the blowing himself up (except he did it in the middle of megaton), and he'll never forget the mole rat stick that blows they're heads up. He won't.
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lol, I love how you acknowledge Moira's Merc in your comics.
this is exactly how I felt my first time playing the game (granted that was years ago) but at the same time Moira's quests really did prepare me for the rest of the wastelands ... except for the Behemoth
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Ahhh Good times... nothing says experience the wasteland than run for you life against super mutants, getting radiation poisoning and trying to survive the Minefield! Good memories
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psh noob i dont mean to be mean but every time i go to the super duper mart im lvl 4 and i have it on very hard, then again i also already have Jericho soooo yeah hes baws
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I can't remember what level I was at when I found my first Super Mutant, all I remember is that I ran away. XD
I'd been playing on my friend's computer 'cause I didn't have Fallout at the time and she was playing something else on a different computer. All of a sudden this big green monster suddenly pops out from the back of a semi and I freak out. My friend leans over and asks casually "What is it?" And I respond in a tiny, fearful voice, "Big."
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Haha, surprise Mutant XD - good reaction, too. My first encounter was wandering too far into the DC Ruins, and I ran from them, too x3. They are a scary sight, though. And then the Behemoths make you feel that fear all over, once you get used to the not-so-jolly green giants >>;.
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I know what you mean. My first Behemoth was the one outside GNR. I just kinda ran in circles avoiding it while the Lyon's Pride endlessly fought, got knocked out, and got up again to fight some more. XD For some reason I couldn't find the Fat Man. D:
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I just convinced her it was a bad idea, and I got the secret Dream Crusher perk.
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Fuck the survival guide! I did all that shit and then I read my notes and it says I'm the worst writer ever! BURN IN HELL MOIRA.
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lmao, i sooo love your work!
Can i ask for a request for my character?
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I don't do requests. Sorry :c
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Nice comics for the crippled limb I just jumped off the balcony outside her shop.
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Did the exact same thing at Super Duper Mart, but when i first got there there was a giant radscorpion in the parking lot so I died like 10 times before I even stepped through the front door.
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This is one of my favorites created by you! So relateable XD Simply fantastic
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For the rads, I drank the water and chilled with the bomb, and damage, I jumped from one of megatons balconys, twice
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Haha, nice! I love the faces
I was just about to use the mole rat repellant when Jericho shot it before I could try 
And for the damage one, I walked out of the shop and was like "hm, how to get damaged" when I attempted to jump over the nearby railing (quicker than walking down all the steps) and accidentally fell all the way down, so I got damaged right away
Err... yes. Great comic
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god the first time doing that was hard
i just finished doing that in a mod for fallout NV and it was still hard
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LMAO! I love the molerat one! That was my first reaction when their heads exploded on me! This is EPIC!! WIN ALL THE WAY IN LULZ!
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Lol. I remember doing that quest...It was painful...I had to buy Two more Controllers, while doing the Mirelurk Quest. D8
Damage one? I just ran into a nest of Radscorpions.
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This is one of my favorites quests if only for Moira's humor
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my god LOL ... I laughed a lot for this .. is very funny!
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i like your stories very much, they makes me want to go play fo3 so see yeah
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I don't think you are the only one who think that way of that quest. She always act like it's so easy and everyone can do it and don't care about the danger she's putting us into. XD
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funny thing is I hid at the cashier's too.. man.. I know Dimi's pain. lol.
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i did this my first time and thought OK easy i get to minefield got blown twice then sniped 3 time and said screw went back killed Moira was happy for the rest of the day
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love the molerat repellent quest.
"It's like explosive whack-a-Mole Rat. Can I get it in bullet form, For People?"
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That is simply called a "Bullet" works very well on humans.I like to think of it ass lead aspirin.
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for the damage one i just jump from the balcony into the water. works every time, and gets the crippled limb part
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this brings back so many good mamorys of searching for food or staying bei a atome bomb a wohl night and fore the records i am dont angrey of moira was a good job after all and my name its of the book
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I killed Moira and everyone in megaton I don't go that crap and get a book at the end of it all and lives so screw being good evil is ALL WAYS more fun and less annoying
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i killed everyone everyone one by one >
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