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Before we begin, I'd like to set a few things up to give this rant some context.

Unlike SNWs (Social Nuisance Warriors) with imaginary problems and thin skins, I respect people with real problems, conditions and have survived experiences. Also because I know they read and enjoy my work I will be referring to the subject of this rant as "Bongo" just for them. Then again if you're reading this chances are you already know what this is about and know what the original word is anyway. Just covering both basis without being a dick about it.

I'm also aware "Everyone’s favourite clueless femi-conartists" (It feels good to be proven right for once) has also commented on this. Frankly I will not be acknowledging that beyond this disclaimer or even mention her by name. I find her far too trendy to hate and the point about her has been made. Plus she's one of the few subjects I have agreed to drop for 2014.

"What is a Bailey? A miserable little pile of social justice!"

As you know. I've been eagerly awaiting the release date of Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2. A reboot that finally got away from the endless cookie cutter MetroidVania style games and is doing something else! Mainly in that it's being bold enough to, dare I say it? Offer a different or new take on an old franchise. I know people are going to tell me "BUT IT'S A GOD OF WAR RIPOFF!!"

First of all, I've never even played GoW, so the comparrison is meaningless to me since I skipped out on PS2/3/4.

Second, Castlevania did it first with those PS2 titles no one played.

And Third, Castlevania hasn't been "it's own thing" for years. I mean that MetroidVania style most of you love. Look at that name for a second. METROIDvania. I'm saying Castlevania's been "ripping off" other series for years and I don't recall anyone bitching about that! Hell Mirror of Fate went back to a more traditional Castlevania style and you all bitched about it!! Yeah "How dare a game rip off another game instead of the other game it ripped off!!"

But, I digress. It's out with the animu bullshit and in with Tolkien looking designs. So long to Soma Cruiz and welcome to Gabriel Belmont. I like the older games too but I love the story and design of the reboot that I find it's better paced and written than say Symphony of the Night. Not that the game had a decent narrative to begin with, if we're being honest with ourselves.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMTizJ…
Hilarious mind you, but so badly worded it would make The Big Green Dub blush.

Yet life always finds a way to be a buzz kill. It's not satisfied until it's taken a small bit of that enjoyment and given you the need to write a rant such as this. We have known the concept of Vampires for years and we love the shit out of them (unless they're called Edward) but we always remembered that much like Werewolves, Mummies, Zombies, Aliens and a decent Katy Perry song....

....It's all fictional. It's pretend and fantasy.

Well since video games can't be taken for what they are anymore, and need to be treated with the same tiresome real world logic idiots spew onto them. It was only inevitable the SNWs found a way to ruin Lords of Shadow 2 for everybody. How you may ask?

Because Count Dracula is now a "Bongo-ist"

www.usgamer.net/articles/yes-c…

I will admit I did learn about this from InternetAristocrat (www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4-PKN… but I wanted to offer you my thoughts on the subject. When I saw IAs video I was stunned; amazed even, that somebody could be that fucking stupid and fucking retarded at the same time. The scene in question is Dracula killing a man then sucking the blood from his wife, which is being taken out of context. Instead of feeding of her, Kat Bailey (the writer of the article) is suggesting he's "Bongo-ing" her.

I wouldn't normally say this if I didn't believe it myself but I feel I can say this with complete confidence.

Kat Bailey. You are a fucking retard.

I am so tired of this double standard these people have. A man can be butchered on screen and that's okay. We can watch two Tyranosaurs rip a guy in half then swallow him whole and that's okay. Murphy can be shot to pieces and that's okay. Rambo beheads a guy and that's okay. A Xenomorph bursts out of a guys chest and that's okay.

Or what about this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw4ac8…
Oh that's okay. It's a man so it's not an issue. Yet I guarantee you if that was a woman being ripped to pieces these idiots would be up in arms about it. That's the part that blows my mind. We have accepted that these things are fiction, they're pretend yet this woman and idiots like her are treating it in the same context as sexual assault. I know I'm dwelling on this but shit like this is hilarious. How can you not point and laugh at how stupid this is?

What makes it more humours is this. In the reboot of Castlevania this is the first woman being killed. Let's play a game boys and girls, here are the first two trailers for Lords of Shadow 2. Take a drink every time you see a man being bitten and punch yourself in the dick or vagina everytime a woman gets bitten.

Debut/Teaser Trailer.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUcUz5…

VGA 2012: World Premiere Trailer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJCPmE…

Now if your repoductive organs are a-ok. Chances are you're killing men more than women (that we know of) in this game. Then again, why is this such a big deal in the first place? I've seen Vampires kill men and women for years, why is this now a bad thing? Its odd that a game made in 2013-2014 is "problematic" but let me ask ya this one folks.

Where was the moral outrage over this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f8FlF…

I think Kat Bailey just shit her pants. Cus holy shit what does that look like? I don't know about you but it looks like Dracula's "Bongo-ing" her. Even Lucy's comments about it sound like a "Bongo" victim don't it? Hey, Kat? You gonna get on your soap box about this? No of course not, why get pissed off by a 1992 horror flick (my favourite might I add) when you can garner attention from a video game coming out soon. Well Ms.Bailey, you have our attention and we think you're an idiot.

Even the guy making the game denies your bogus claim.
clancop.files.wordpress.com/20…

What makes this even more humours/insulting is much like Dina Abou Karam she lied to garner sympathy. This is what motivated me to do this rant. The fact this woman cried wolf and made up a problem out of nothing, according to an article posted by Gavin Mannion.

www.lazygamer.net/xbox-360/vam…

Quote.
"However this can all actually be ignored as other journalists at the same event along with the developers have come out and stated that Dracula actually feeds of each of the family members not only the woman."
End Quote.

Wait what? You're telling me that Kat Bailey; a woman with no journalistic integrity and a SNW lied to people?? No, that's so unheard of I don't believe it.

It's so glad this got a happy ending. A developer stood their ground and is not changing a damm thing.

Now, I wanna close this rant by showing you why these people are lunatics. By taking something and using this same Kat Bailey bizarro logic to take it out of context. I'm going to approach this in the same manner she approached Lords of Shadow 2 and bury it under real world scenarios that DON'T relate to the scene in question.

This is about an episode of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers that aired on September 20th, 1993 called "Power Ranger Punks"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8yQbv…

This scene depicts a defenceless young woman being approached by an obese pig in a sexual manner. He slaps her in a derogatory fashion before asking "How bout going for a little spin bud?" implying he wanted to "bongo" her in a non consenting manner. As a mother of three I can not begin to tell you how offensive I found this scene. Why this is allowed to be shown on TV for young women to be reminded of such traumatic experiences is most appalling by this network! Not to mention raise a generation of sick, filthy degenerates to recreate these acts upon other women. The writers of this programme should be more sensitive to other people’s feelings.

He then proceeds to smack her to the ground in a completely disrespectful manner. Followed by him using a phallic jester to "swallow" her whole. It's very easy to draw a parrell between this scene and the video game "R*pelay" which is absolutely appalling! The fact this monster choose to sexually assault a minority shows this is a hate crime as well. The other male rangers retreat after failing to come to her aid. It sends the message to the audience that Power Rangers endorses "Bongo" and this is a social justice issue that needs to be dealt with immediately.

Perhaps the "Terror Toad" should have attended counseling meetings to help him understand that what he is doing is wrong. He could then seek a professional therapist to study his behaviour and to trigger why he has this unacceptable hatred and general bigotry towards women. His behaviour is influencing children who watch this programme and needs to understand the repercussions of his disgusting behaviour!

This world cannot and will not tolerate large reptilian monsters "swallowing" young Asian women in a sexually perverted manner. He needs to check his privilege! The male rangers should also check theirs for not doing anything... I'm glad the monster did the same to them, especially the white privileged Red and Blue Rangers.

Later on in the show, the Pink Ranger is facing the monster alone when a second monster shoves her to the ground. They see this opportunity for a gang "Bongo" on a venerable young woman. If it hadn't been for the Pink Ranger doing the empowering thing of fighting them off. I would be within my right to say that this scene was encouraging kids to go out and gang "Bongo" women.

If at any point you felt "What the hell are you talking about? It's a children’s show!!!" or thought I was insane!

I'm glad you agree with me that Kat Bailey, much like Dina Abou Karam, is a fucking lunatic who should be laughed at.

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 is released on the 25th of February.

Description
Before we begin, I'd like to set a few things up to give this rant some context.

Unlike SNWs (Social Nuisance Warriors) with imaginary problems and thin skins, I respect people with real problems, conditions and have survived experiences. Also because I know they read and enjoy my work I will be referring to the subject of this rant as "Bongo" just for them. Then again if you're reading this chances are you already know what this is about and know what the original word is anyway. Just covering both basis without being a dick about it.

I'm also aware "Everyone’s favourite clueless femi-conartists" (It feels good to be proven right for once) has also commented on this. Frankly I will not be acknowledging that beyond this disclaimer or even mention her by name. I find her far too trendy to hate and the point about her has been made. Plus she's one of the few subjects I have agreed to drop for 2014.

"What is a Bailey? A miserable little pile of social justice!"

As you know. I've been eagerly awaiting the release date of Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2. A reboot that finally got away from the endless cookie cutter MetroidVania style games and is doing something else! Mainly in that it's being bold enough to, dare I say it? Offer a different or new take on an old franchise. I know people are going to tell me "BUT IT'S A GOD OF WAR RIPOFF!!"

First of all, I've never even played GoW, so the comparrison is meaningless to me since I skipped out on PS2/3/4.

Second, Castlevania did it first with those PS2 titles no one played.

And Third, Castlevania hasn't been "it's own thing" for years. I mean that MetroidVania style most of you love. Look at that name for a second. METROIDvania. I'm saying Castlevania's been "ripping off" other series for years and I don't recall anyone bitching about that! Hell Mirror of Fate went back to a more traditional Castlevania style and you all bitched about it!! Yeah "How dare a game rip off another game instead of the other game it ripped off!!"

But, I digress. It's out with the animu bullshit and in with Tolkien looking designs. So long to Soma Cruiz and welcome to Gabriel Belmont. I like the older games too but I love the story and design of the reboot that I find it's better paced and written than say Symphony of the Night. Not that the game had a decent narrative to begin with, if we're being honest with ourselves.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMTizJ…
Hilarious mind you, but so badly worded it would make The Big Green Dub blush.

Yet life always finds a way to be a buzz kill. It's not satisfied until it's taken a small bit of that enjoyment and given you the need to write a rant such as this. We have known the concept of Vampires for years and we love the shit out of them (unless they're called Edward) but we always remembered that much like Werewolves, Mummies, Zombies, Aliens and a decent Katy Perry song....

....It's all fictional. It's pretend and fantasy.

Well since video games can't be taken for what they are anymore, and need to be treated with the same tiresome real world logic idiots spew onto them. It was only inevitable the SNWs found a way to ruin Lords of Shadow 2 for everybody. How you may ask?

Because Count Dracula is now a "Bongo-ist"

www.usgamer.net/articles/yes-c…

I will admit I did learn about this from InternetAristocrat (www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4-PKN… but I wanted to offer you my thoughts on the subject. When I saw IAs video I was stunned; amazed even, that somebody could be that fucking stupid and fucking retarded at the same time. The scene in question is Dracula killing a man then sucking the blood from his wife, which is being taken out of context. Instead of feeding of her, Kat Bailey (the writer of the article) is suggesting he's "Bongo-ing" her.

I wouldn't normally say this if I didn't believe it myself but I feel I can say this with complete confidence.

Kat Bailey. You are a fucking retard.

I am so tired of this double standard these people have. A man can be butchered on screen and that's okay. We can watch two Tyranosaurs rip a guy in half then swallow him whole and that's okay. Murphy can be shot to pieces and that's okay. Rambo beheads a guy and that's okay. A Xenomorph bursts out of a guys chest and that's okay.

Or what about this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw4ac8…
Oh that's okay. It's a man so it's not an issue. Yet I guarantee you if that was a woman being ripped to pieces these idiots would be up in arms about it. That's the part that blows my mind. We have accepted that these things are fiction, they're pretend yet this woman and idiots like her are treating it in the same context as sexual assault. I know I'm dwelling on this but shit like this is hilarious. How can you not point and laugh at how stupid this is?

What makes it more humours is this. In the reboot of Castlevania this is the first woman being killed. Let's play a game boys and girls, here are the first two trailers for Lords of Shadow 2. Take a drink every time you see a man being bitten and punch yourself in the dick or vagina everytime a woman gets bitten.

Debut/Teaser Trailer.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUcUz5…

VGA 2012: World Premiere Trailer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJCPmE…

Now if your repoductive organs are a-ok. Chances are you're killing men more than women (that we know of) in this game. Then again, why is this such a big deal in the first place? I've seen Vampires kill men and women for years, why is this now a bad thing? Its odd that a game made in 2013-2014 is "problematic" but let me ask ya this one folks.

Where was the moral outrage over this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f8FlF…

I think Kat Bailey just shit her pants. Cus holy shit what does that look like? I don't know about you but it looks like Dracula's "Bongo-ing" her. Even Lucy's comments about it sound like a "Bongo" victim don't it? Hey, Kat? You gonna get on your soap box about this? No of course not, why get pissed off by a 1992 horror flick (my favourite might I add) when you can garner attention from a video game coming out soon. Well Ms.Bailey, you have our attention and we think you're an idiot.

Even the guy making the game denies your bogus claim.
clancop.files.wordpress.com/20…

What makes this even more humours/insulting is much like Dina Abou Karam she lied to garner sympathy. This is what motivated me to do this rant. The fact this woman cried wolf and made up a problem out of nothing, according to an article posted by Gavin Mannion.

www.lazygamer.net/xbox-360/vam…

Quote.
"However this can all actually be ignored as other journalists at the same event along with the developers have come out and stated that Dracula actually feeds of each of the family members not only the woman."
End Quote.

Wait what? You're telling me that Kat Bailey; a woman with no journalistic integrity and a SNW lied to people?? No, that's so unheard of I don't believe it.

It's so glad this got a happy ending. A developer stood their ground and is not changing a damm thing.

Now, I wanna close this rant by showing you why these people are lunatics. By taking something and using this same Kat Bailey bizarro logic to take it out of context. I'm going to approach this in the same manner she approached Lords of Shadow 2 and bury it under real world scenarios that DON'T relate to the scene in question.

This is about an episode of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers that aired on September 20th, 1993 called "Power Ranger Punks"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8yQbv…

This scene depicts a defenceless young woman being approached by an obese pig in a sexual manner. He slaps her in a derogatory fashion before asking "How bout going for a little spin bud?" implying he wanted to "bongo" her in a non consenting manner. As a mother of three I can not begin to tell you how offensive I found this scene. Why this is allowed to be shown on TV for young women to be reminded of such traumatic experiences is most appalling by this network! Not to mention raise a generation of sick, filthy degenerates to recreate these acts upon other women. The writers of this programme should be more sensitive to other people’s feelings.

He then proceeds to smack her to the ground in a completely disrespectful manner. Followed by him using a phallic jester to "swallow" her whole. It's very easy to draw a parrell between this scene and the video game "R*pelay" which is absolutely appalling! The fact this monster choose to sexually assault a minority shows this is a hate crime as well. The other male rangers retreat after failing to come to her aid. It sends the message to the audience that Power Rangers endorses "Bongo" and this is a social justice issue that needs to be dealt with immediately.

Perhaps the "Terror Toad" should have attended counseling meetings to help him understand that what he is doing is wrong. He could then seek a professional therapist to study his behaviour and to trigger why he has this unacceptable hatred and general bigotry towards women. His behaviour is influencing children who watch this programme and needs to understand the repercussions of his disgusting behaviour!

This world cannot and will not tolerate large reptilian monsters "swallowing" young Asian women in a sexually perverted manner. He needs to check his privilege! The male rangers should also check theirs for not doing anything... I'm glad the monster did the same to them, especially the white privileged Red and Blue Rangers.

Later on in the show, the Pink Ranger is facing the monster alone when a second monster shoves her to the ground. They see this opportunity for a gang "Bongo" on a venerable young woman. If it hadn't been for the Pink Ranger doing the empowering thing of fighting them off. I would be within my right to say that this scene was encouraging kids to go out and gang "Bongo" women.

If at any point you felt "What the hell are you talking about? It's a children’s show!!!" or thought I was insane!

I'm glad you agree with me that Kat Bailey, much like Dina Abou Karam, is a fucking lunatic who should be laughed at.

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 is released on the 25th of February.