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Description Welcome to Rehab for Roleplayers, a series of articles aimed at helping roleplayers more successfully make the transition into writing fiction.



Introduction: How to Spot a Drow Illusionist


I can identify a habitual roleplayer from fifty paces. Those who've been spooked by my asking whether they're a roleplayer within ten seconds of reading their fiction will know what I'm talking about.

"But how did you know?" they gasp. When I'm done chuckling, I explain that I know they are a roleplayer, because they write like a roleplayer.

There's usually a pause, then, while the writer decides to what degree they're going to feel offended by this statement, and/or wonders whether I've been stalking them, before they pose the next question: "What, exactly, do you mean by that?"

What I mean is this: roleplayers almost invariably share the same basic writing habits, and some of these habits stand out as flaws in their non-RP material.

Many people develop their interest in writing via roleplay, and then a desire to write outside of that sphere as their RP skills grow past a certain point. The problem in transitioning from RP to fiction is that RP teaches people writing habits that simply don't wash in the real world of writing.

What makes these habits difficult to both identify and to shake is that they are generally learned by osmosis; the roleplayer does not deliberately or consciously learn them, but assimilates a set of habits over a period of time as they seek to become a better roleplayer, and strive to gain the esteem of their peers in the roleplay world.

The fact is, a great roleplayer does not need to be a great writer. While the best roleplayers are inherently, even obsessively, concerned with language, they still gain their successes in an area where the rules of publication-standard fiction do not apply.

In this series, I aim to help roleplayers identify these tell-tale habits so that they may, in doing so, eliminate those which are affecting their capacity to write fiction.

The language of RP is not the same as the language of fiction. The structure of a great RP is not the same as the structure of a novel or a short story. For the purpose of these articles, I have divided the relevant RP habits into two categories: language and structure.


In Part One, I'll begin the discussion of language, and identification of those RP habits which I have observed to be problematic in fiction.
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Comments: 115

salshep In reply to ??? [2010-07-23 07:00:36 +0000 UTC]

Cool, I hope she finds it useful.

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CrazyOldHermit In reply to ??? [2010-07-22 09:50:57 +0000 UTC]

I have some adversaries friends I need to show this to.

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salshep In reply to CrazyOldHermit [2010-07-23 06:59:49 +0000 UTC]

I hope they are eaten by a grue enjoy it.

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CrazyOldHermit In reply to salshep [2010-08-11 07:24:52 +0000 UTC]

I hope you fall into the pit of doom keep writing it.

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nycterent In reply to ??? [2010-07-22 01:51:51 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I've spooked so many with that question.


A much needed series, Sal.



(A tangent; Maybe a mention the why behind the difference in this article too. Different purpose, audience, format, time-schemes - or is this coming up?)

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salshep In reply to nycterent [2010-07-22 02:05:21 +0000 UTC]

Yup it is. And thanks, I'm looking forward to writing it, finally.

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nycterent In reply to salshep [2010-07-22 02:10:39 +0000 UTC]

Once it's written, I'll be faving it hard so I can shove it in people's faces, instead of rattling off an awkward mini-spiel response to the how-do-you-know and rp-is-writing-too! demands.

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Helewidis In reply to ??? [2010-07-22 01:40:50 +0000 UTC]

Hey! I was reading that! How dare you to make me wait for the next submission to continue my quest for knowledge? *shakes fist*

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salshep In reply to Helewidis [2010-07-22 01:53:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm on it, YEESH. Hold your +10 battlehorses.

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Helewidis In reply to salshep [2010-07-22 02:00:45 +0000 UTC]

Too late, I rolled a 20 while you were typing. Doom is on your way!

P.S.: I'm curious. Do they write like this when they are trying to make fiction? Ah, I guess I'll have to wait and read.

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Arkhein In reply to ??? [2010-07-22 01:28:56 +0000 UTC]

I have no idea what you are talking about . . .

"Chocktar the half-elf barbarian/thief stealthfully stealthed into the dungeon and attacked the orc with his plus two battle axe of woe, rolling a natural twenty and critting the beast. 'Huzzah!' Chocktar yelled as beast fell and he looted the corpse, finding a staff of fireballs and three gold pieces. Cocktar grumbled at the meager swag and continued down the dank dungeon, eager to rescue the bodice heaving damsel in distress, sequestered somewhere within."

. . . hmm . . . okay . . . maybe I could use some help.

- Ark

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cassannder In reply to Arkhein [2011-08-31 02:47:04 +0000 UTC]

"Anyone seen Fozruk?!" there came the cry in red from somewhere off...

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ElyLightbringer In reply to Arkhein [2011-08-30 23:03:12 +0000 UTC]

el oh el, that's too good

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salshep In reply to Arkhein [2010-07-22 01:51:35 +0000 UTC]

"stealthfully stealthed" - ROFL!!!!

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