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Published: 2011-07-27 14:19:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 7637; Favourites: 100; Downloads: 115
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If offended, please try to think before you speak. It's a serious question asked in a reasonable way. In modern days NOBODY would believe her. The fact that people "believed" her back then can only imply three things :1. She was really telling the truth and had undeniable evidence
2. She lied, her husband knew she was lying but in order to avoid public humiliation they all covered it up and the lie went out of control (lol)
3. Aliens kidnaped her but who would believe that aliens exist?
Seriously people, it's a joke. Try to laugh and throw away that misery. If writing a nasty comment makes you happy so be it. At least I'll know that either way I made good.
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what I'd do ? Hell, I'd shoot her first, then God.
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I believe it was artificial insemination or how ever it's spelled. By guess who? the angels (aliens). But as my dad always tells me, we may never know. The bible has been edited and translate so many times, it could be completely different from the original. It's crazy, the people we based religions off of centuries ago would be commited today.
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well
for me
first i'll say
''you fuckin' bitch!can you proof it?''
in second,''God'' is the same creature as satan is
man,its the perfect plan!think we me:
why the most evil and terrible creature would come in his real form?
it came in the shit form of a baby in a stupid virgin(my religion hates virgins,so,i hate my self),and then,it came in a form of a youg human with knowledge and sayin' things like
''give to caesar what is of caesar''
and then,''he dies for us''
blah!lies lies and lies!
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I can't believe people believe this crap
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I've been thinking this for 15 years!
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I'd pray really hard, mostly for guidance. Raising a child is hard enough, but raising God's son....
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It's not only raising God's son...if you were certain that this child was of divine nature, you SHOULD be sh****g yourself, because deep in your heart, you'd know its destiny...damn
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Personally,i have always thinking that virgin birth was creepy O_o i mean : When you give birth,the baby have to rip the hymen as well and it have to be so.damn.painful D:>
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Or 4) It was something made up to make his birth seem magical after he became famous (something ancient rulers did often to get justification for their power). Wasn't the whole virgin-birth thing something that came along later when the myth of Jesus was being established?
I seem to recall reading that the early Christians didn't consider it important, if they even were aware of it, and the bible doesn't make a big deal about it (apart from the story about his birth).
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Logically: If someone's wife gets pragnant by somebody else, that breaks the marriage, so should stay with the original father and is also reasonable since the father must be loving her more and can raise the baby. Question if it is good to have a little talk with the father.
I would forgive it if the little kid can do some magic and prove the father.
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My pastor brought this up one time during a sermon.
It was...interesting to say the least.
He said, "If my wife said something like that to me I'd call bullshit and send her off to a mental institution."
As a religious person myself, I actually thought no one believed her back then. (Besides, if she went around saying she got pregnant by God, she'd probably be stoned to death.)
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Yeah, I'm actually certain that so called holy men and shaman suffered from schziophrenia, but back then folks were so superstitious that their crazy talk was taken by gospel.
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That must be one great pastor you have there 
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If only they had test that showed who was the father back then (I forget what the test is called)
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Get Mary on Maury! Every other episode is a paternity test one.
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Paternity test 
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oh....I...Just learned something.
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Did not read the other pieces, so forgive if this was said before.
Her husband did NOT believe her. He planned to divorce her. However, he was visited by an angel who explained she was sincere. I do not believe they publicly announced her baby was God's child, instead her husband was said to be the father.
I'm not here to argue. What I'm here to say is that the situation was handled very much like it would be today. I am sure people would think she was crazy and not believe her--so I don't imagine she would tell many people. If her husband believed her, for whatever reason, they would just claim the child was his. I think this is typically how many "unwanted pregnancies" are handled, where a girl gets in trouble, finds a man who cares for her, and they decide to raise the child together.
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I'll set all the joke and fun aside for a minute because I trully appreciate comments like yours. My opinion is that the truth stands somewhere in the middle. Maybe the kid was his, maybe it wasn't but people that focused their faith on the fact that Jesus came from a virgin birth, may have lost the point. I trully believe that even if they didn't present it as a virgin birth, if they presented him as a common human, he would still be able to do everything he did. Maybe some less people would believe him but still, Christianity would be today more or less, the same.
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Well, mysticism aside, I was simply addressing what you said in the comments. My point is that things really aren't that different than they were thousands of years ago. Technology and that, sure. But people and their beliefs are pretty much the same. If you believe the bible, Jesus was raised as a normal kid by his parents. He was not presented as God. There was no bragging about the virgin nature of his birth.
I honestly think more non-believers focus on his virgin birth than believers. Particularly since a lot of Christians simply don't believe Mary was a virgin. I think it's like a lot of things--when people are looking to pick-apart something, they look for the weak spots, and a virgin birth seems like a good achilles' heel. But, ultimately the virginity was less about Jesus and more about his mother, meaning she was pure of heart and body. Whether she was actually a virgin at that time, or ceased to be later, is not really the point, since ultimately the characterization speaks more to her character. I don't think the virgin birth adds or detracts from Jesus at all.
Thank you for taking the time to respond respectfully to me and share your POV.
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always happy to have a nice conversation
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Parthenogenesis is A good way to explain it as well
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Extraterrestrials are more real than one think.. look closely in the ancient times. I actually have an inclination that it was extraterrestrials. There are many practical explanations and scientific explanations.
We have to consider our naivete to call Advanced Humaniod Species gods/angels/demons.
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Lawl, I like the second option. Though, the third is pretty good, too. 
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Or she was the only human in history to reproduce by parthenogenesis
It happens all the time with sharks
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I don't know why but the first thing that came to mind was Kisame from Naruto...damn
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I believe in Aliens. they exist. somewhere... religion... no. no way what it has said is true.
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I think we're all aliens and God is the mothership
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who knows... technically to other species we are aliens.
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If I create something that's having 1,400+ views and 70+ comments when I'm bored, Imagine what I can do when I'm not.
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I would laugh. I don't believe in the Christian god.
Jashin-Sama doesn't impregnate people, he's a lot nicer than the Christian god.
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It's a real religion.
But I left it.
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I didn't know that!
What was it like being in it?
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I felt pride. Because no one else was, except for a few people over the internet.
But every time I sacrificed I felt butterflies in my stomach, which were my intuitive senses telling me that it was all in vain.
Jashin-Sama doesn't exist.
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Well, there was the whole visit by the angel. That's got to help.
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I would be like "get back in the kitchen, and make me a sammich"
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I would order a slot on Jerry Springer.
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That would be hillarious
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lol now an image of the clouds opening up and a large booming voice shouting "EHHH! Why you gotta be THAT guy!" comes to mind.
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I KNOW IM A GIRL, BUT IF I WAS A DUDE ITD BE ALL LIKE "OK, NOW ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE 'REAL' THING OR THE RANDOM GUY YOU SAID FUKD LIKE A GOD IN THAT MAOTEL A FEWW WEEKS AGO?"
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I had the same thought as yours, but hey, if Jesus came back to life would that make him a zombie?
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Yeah well, in 2000 years some dude in the mentalwebs will mock us because we believed that Justin Bieber was human.
"Hahaha those primitive ignorants didn't got a clue and let him start the 3rd world war!"
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