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Two of the deadliest Killing Machines in known space are about to face off!Xenomorphs: The Aliens from the film of the same name, these creatures are killing machines able to adapt and survive on virtually any planet
Orks: These barbarians love nothing more then a good fight, no matter what creature it's with. The bigger, badder, and shootyer the better.
Now these two violent loving monsters are going to clash in a match that will scar the battlefield forever. Will the ultimate killing machine slaughter the Ork? Or will the Orks prove once again that the WAAAGH! is not to be taken lightly? Only time wil tell, as we seek to discover...
WHO! IS! DEADLIEST!
*(Because I know this will pop up if I say nothing: No space battles. Planet-side only.)
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Definitely The Orks. Cause they can't really breed giant mushrooms.
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Assuming they could create xenos from the Orks, they would face one huge problem. Aliens don't normally try to kill when they intend to breed, and they would need to breed in a war however, it's practically impossible to render an Ork comatos, therefore they would be unable to keep up with the rate of attrition.
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Xenomorphs, through unbridled viciousness.
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i don't really know if the xenomorphs could Β breed in an ork
since the orks are half plants
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If anything it would be the other way around, green xenomorphs that, losing the little cunning that they had, gained unstopable rage.
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Orks all the way. Mainly because I think that if the aliens copied Orks they'd end up fighting each other and most likely end up wiping each other out.
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Im giving this one to the orks. The xenomorphs are entirely infantry. they have no ranged attacks outside of acid spitting, no tanks, artillery, aircraft, titans, etc. While xenomorphs may triumph over small groups of marines in cramped confines, They will be outmatched by the sheer firepower the greenskins bring to the conflict in an open battlefieldΒ
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i disagree. even if they wipe out one hive theyd keep coming back stronger until ... extintion.
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That is also bad for Xenomorphs because if they would somehow defeat the Orks the Orks would come back thanks to they fungus breeding (or how you spell it) so it would be something like eternal war.....niceΒ
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I'll have to agree about being an eternal war
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so scarecrow what advantages would these fighters have over another and who do you think would win?
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Well, as deadly as the Xeno are, I think the Orks are probably deadlier. They're super durable, and their weapons are crazy.
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Initially I was going to give it to the Orks, but after some thought I think it would be close. Assuming the Xenomorphs have a Queen pumping out some eggs and a 5-10 of each class Xenomorph (Drone, Warrior, Runner, and Praetorian), the Queen would have time to spawn some eggs and get the facehuggers out into the battle field, and this is where I believe the Xenos would have an advantage. Once they start creating Ork-Xenomorphs the battle would lean to the Xenomorphs, more eggs would spawn more face huggers which would spawn more Ork Xenos. The Queen would be safe with her 5-10 Praetorian Ork-Xenos and wouldn't have to worry about any attacks that could potentially hurt her or her eggs.
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My knowledge is limited concerning Warhammer, but wouldn't an Ork that gets a Facehugger on it most likely die before the new Xeno pops out? They do take a few hours to grow up big enough to burst out and from what I understand, when Orks aren't fighting others they are fighting themselves. Would that not cause some complications?
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It's been shown that, outside of a few rare occasions (the only one I can think of actually is in AVP), the host is knocked unconscious or otherwise disabled until a few a few minutes, maybe an hour, before the Chest Burster is large enough to well burst. This would suggest that an Ork that has been infected will be knocked out wherever the FaceHugger hooked onto him/her at, and since FaceHuggers generally don't spread far from their nest, this would put that Ork at a distance from the rest of the blood-crazy Orks and would allow the proper incubation period til the ChestBurster was ready.
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That is true... I'm sorry if I came off as ignorant or disrespectful Sir/Madam.
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You didn't, it was a legit question that I actually hadn't considered. So thank you.
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It's no problem, I just have a talent for finding flaws and other such things in people's plans. ... Usually that causes them to get mad at me and I feel bad. But anyway, thank you for being nice!
... Do you like to do these Death Battle things alot?
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Lol I do the same. No worries.
Uh, yeah XD You'll find a post from me on most of Scarecrows work, and maybe a few other peoples stuff as well.
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Ah, cool! Where you disappointed about the new Death Battle with Godzilla?
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Are you talking, like, official Death Battle or something here on DA?
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Official. Godzilla VS... Turtle Godzilla...?
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Lol, Godzilla vs Gamera.
It seems heavily one sided, but I've been wanting to see it since I was a kid. If I was younger I would have been all for it, but now? I can clearly see that Godzilla is larger, physically more power, has stronger ranged weapons, and more durable. Gamera can fly, sure, and he may be a tad more intelligent, but that won't stop the unstoppable force that is Godzilla.
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Agreed. There are others that I think do better, but still not much better... Would you care to hear them?
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Sure, and then I'll proceed to tear them apart... out of friendship, of course.
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I wouldn't have it any other way my friend. (these are my Godzilla VS ones BTW)
Godzilla VS Voltron
Godzilla VS The Colossal Titan
Godzilla VS The Kraken.
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Godzilla vs Voltron could be good, but Voltrol would be at a sever disadvantage. From what I remember reading, Voltron has a nuclear reactor (or some such thing) in his chest to power him, that means Godzilla would be at his strongest in this fight since we already know that radiation increases Godzilla's strength.
Godzilla vs the Colossal Titan wouldn't be a good fight. The Colossal titan is just outmatched in every facet (even if we make him the size of Godzilla), Godzilla is more durable and his Atomic Breath would vaporize the poor Titan before he even got close.
Godzilla vs The Kraken, I'm going to assume you mean a giant squid and not any of the other versions that exist? Godzilla would win, easily, again. Even if the Kraken somehow managed to get behind Godzilla, once it tried to keep Godzilla's mouth closed to prevent getting hit with the pure atomic energy it would get hit with the Nuclear Pulse which would cause a fatal injury, if not out right kill it.
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Very true on all accounts... (sigh) There just seems to be no good match for The G-Man...
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There really aren't. At least, none that I can think of and that make sense.
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Yeah...
Bane VS Captain America?
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That could be pretty cool, at least from my limited knowledge of both XD
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I hope it would... It'd be funny to see bane do the back-breaker to Cap if he had his shield strapped to his back. XD
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Haha that would be awesome XD
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Indeed! Oh, that'd be AWESOME!
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Had a mental image of what happens when an Ork is impregnated with a chestburster: a chestburster with an ork's regenerative/reproductive powers, build...
...and IQ.
Scary and hilarious at the same time.
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Yeah, I had the same thought. XD
Though I don't think an Ork-morph would be as... special as the other Orks, it would have that whole Xenomorph hivemind thing backing it up.
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I would wonder if the orks would be able to take control of something that's "orky" enough.Β Apparently, that's how they tamed the squigs and took them from the Tyranids (for the life of me, I'm not sure to what extent that's still canon).
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Aside from a few cosmetic changes and some extra abilities, it would be mostly Xenomorph. Squigs are another thing that could become a caste of Xeno, can you imagine a hulking Squiggoth-Xenomorph? Damn.
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Now that I think about an Ork morph, would that even be possible?Β Orks are a complete symbiosis of animal and fungi.Β They lack a lot of vital organs, reproduce through spores and bleed green (although I believe the video games show otherwise).Β Have the Xenomorphs ever impregnated something so botanical?
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Hm, that's a good question. To the best of my knowledge, I don't know of any Xenomorph that has used something like that as a host. However, I think its worth noting that, as far as I can tell, the embrio that finds itself inside the Ork doesn't need anything more than an artery to absorb nutrients from. I believe, as long as the Ork has at least 1 artery in they chest, they would be able to get infected.
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OK then...still pretty funny, though, right?
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i would go for orks because they can reproduce at unbelievable speed and would outnumber the xenomorphs (i think)
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