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I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite original story characters that will embark in this role-play. If you don't have five (5) then leave them blank (or create a character on the spot!) Be sure to give a little description of them:

1. Alcuin – A demon hunter with a strange past.  He is a demon himself! Nobody knows what he looks like, not truly, his human form seems to be shrouded in shadows whenever humans try to look at it and the demons he catches can't tell anybody.

2. Shadow Walker - Shape shifting leader of a rebellion from the year 2090.  Scarred all over his face he often keeps his flesh in a state of shift just to keep his face shadowed, Shadow isn't his real name, but then again with him if you knew too much you'd be dead

3.  Darth Rasant – Real name Zwiek Darkwalker, a Zabrak born on Iridonia, now one of the few remaining sith outside of emperor Palpatine's grasp, he has black skin with red tattoos stands about five nine and a scarred face. He also always carries with him a double bladed lightsaber.

4. Thomas Zeta A slider from the last world in known existence, he has dark brown hair and green eyes.  Socially awkward and a bookwork from hell, he tends to spout off on subjects he rarely knows about and has a temper like the god of the underworld himself.

5.  Drifter Seol – Drifter, is an enemy of Alcuin's, he is an angel sent by Jehovah to bring Alcuin to justice for Jehovah is angry at hell for producing a spawn to judge its own inhabitants, he carries with him a book of judgment which he traps all demons in, two small daggers made from heavenly steel, and his only vice Chocolate; which we all know is Lucifer's prized invention!

II. One of your characters decides to make a grand entrance into a random tavern. How does that go? Pick either Alcuin or Thomas Zeta :

It had been a rather peaceful day in the Last Side Tavern; the bartender freshly graduated from his bartending course looked about the room to see smiles all around.  He was glad he had chosen this profession, he gladly waited on the customers and listened to their tales of broken homes or hearts, empty wallets and lost jobs. A regular whose name the Barkeep couldn't remember walked in and ordered a whiskey on the rocks that was when it happened.

A blue electric looking portal opened up in the middle of the room, nothing happened for a long time then all of a sudden a twenty something looking young man fell out onto the ground with an OOF, standing he looked around and exclaimed

"Well that had a kick to it!" Thomas Zeta said

"What's on tap?" he asked the bewildered barkeep

The barkeep stood in stunned silence as the rest of the room stared at the stranger all wondering what the hell was going on

III. Jealous, Darth Rasant tries to make a grand entrance as well but somehow fails… why is that?

Darth Rasant had been standing outside the tavern wondering what all the commotion was about the zabrak decided to peek into this strange tavern before entering when he saw Thomas Zeta looking around with windswept brown hair.  Seeing that the strange being had made such an impact he decided he was going to one up him.  Taking out his lightsaber hilt he hit the door in a flip and ignited it; only to sear the door off and slip of the slick floor below him "Firefeking hell!" he screamed out getting up and dusting off his robes

IV. A character is surrounded by many enemies and decides that the only thing they can do is fight! How does that go? Pick either Shadow Walker or Drifter Seol

Shadow had walked into the tavern as the unknown mutant, or at least he thought he was a mutant with a face and horns like that, could be a last stand from the body modders before the war too for all he knew.  He goes for the bar and is suddenly accosted by the Lightning, his nickname for the PSA or "Personal Security Advocates" of Aaron pitcher.  They held up a retinal scanner and smiled as the leader said "Well, well, well, lookie who we have here boys! It seems Shadow's finally dissolved"

Shadow looked at the leader then at the pins on his lapel that gave him a reason to call these men the Lightning.  He smirked and said, "Sir, I don't know the meanings of giving up now are we going to just have a drink before you take me in? Or are you going to arrest me here and now?"

The leader grabbed shadow by the arm, Shadow smirked and swiftly swiped him off his feet before drawing his sword in plain view none of the patrons moved, the mutant looked on in amusement.  He flipped his silver hair to the side and spoke into a hidden com, "Hawk, looks like drinks are off tonight" the other four that were with the leader advanced Shadow swiftly cut one up the middle before catching a fist from the other by that time the last one had drew his own sword and shadow held him off before hitting a button on his jacket and becoming invisible. The guards all looked bewildered as the leader screamed "AFTER him" and they all left the bar with the dead guard to clean up

V. Darth Rasant is depressed and decides to get drunk.

Darth Rasant finishes dusting off his robes and looks at the barkeep "Three Coreallian firewhiskeys and make that snappy or you'll be bantha fodder" he orders

The barkeep looks at him and says "Three whats? Sir all we have is whiskey and rum, well at least in that catagorey"

The zabrak puts his face in his hand and then says "fine three whiskey's"
The bartender nods and pours up three Jack Daniels.  Rasant took a sip and almost spit it out as it was like fire in his mouth, but because he wanted to get drunk so badly he drank them down fast, soon it was like last Life Day all over again.

VI. An event like no other takes place and Alcuin and Shadow Walker get into a battle to the death. Who wins?

Walking out Shadow takes off the cloaking device.  He looks at his hip flask, Damn it only enough for one more fucking day, he sighs and thinks about turning around in the alley when the ground starts to shake "What the-" he starts then something comes from the pit

Alcuin is shadowed and protected as he rises, he draws his scythe and points it at Shadow "There are gods that call for your soul!"

"F--- not Morningstar again!" shadow exclaims

"No, not my creator, something older than him"

"uh, you'll have to get through my cold dead body"

"That can be… arranged."

Alcuin drops on the side of the pit and raises his hand Shadow knows he's speaking in Germanic but he can understand him perfectly "By the power of the beloved and betrayed I summon you hellhounds to help me subdue my pray"  and three hell hounds come out of the ground. They are rotted and look rabid, shadow dodges one and pulls his katana, he hits the third on the side of the head with the flat of the blade and it goes spinning off. He turns and slices the other down the middle the second one latches onto shadows arm which gives out an angry electric scream as does shadow Alcuin pauses and looks at his opponent

"Electronic arm?" he says quizzically, he pulls out official looking papers and looks at them "By Persephone's bust!" he exclaims, "I got the wrong man. He blushes, "sorry sir, really I am" he then disappears in a flash.

The battle ends in a draw

VII. Thomas Zeta or Drifter Seol accidentally drink a love potion. Who do they fall in love with first? Shadow Walker or Darth Rasant?

Meanwhile, back in the bar Thomas orders a flaming Dr. Pepper, what little does he know that the good looking woman down the bar has a surprise for him. She has spiked it with a love potion because the barkeep left it alone, unknowingly he drinks it down and his eyes fall on Darth Rasant automatically.

VIII. Since Thomas Zeta or Drifter Seol are under a love spell, how do they try to spoil their partner?

Thomas Zeta tries to impress the mutant with his technology that he has brought back on his slides.  Unimpressed, Rasant tries to push him aside and continue drinking, but Thomas is persistent almost until the point that Rasant pulls his lightsaber out.

IX. Shadow Walker tries to steal from either Alcuin or Drifter Soel. Do they succeed?

Shadow pops back into the tavern after a while and see's the demon that rose from the abyss earlier, and a new comer in pristine white he looks from both of them and sees them locked in a debate "Look Drifter, I'm here on orders from Osris not Morningstar this time!" the one in the white is facing him and he see's chocolate sticking out of his pocket hungry he tries to steal it from the stranger, he is sadly met by the hand of the one he is arguing with and transported outside "Oh for fark sakes!"

X. Darth Rasant throws a slumber party but only invites one person. Which character did they invite?

Sadly, Darth Rasant felt nervous. He had told himself he wouldn't invite the psycho from the tavern the other day, but he couldn't help it.  He called up Thomas, because he was interested in his technology. He had never seen a wormhole that could go to alternate universes and it made him happy in some ways.

XI. All of the Characters get together for a 'wholesome' dinner… does it go well? Give details.

They had all met in Thomas Zeta's house for thanksgiving, you had all the trimmings you could see, and even Drifter and Alcuin were on a peaceful break because of the 'holy' mandates against their kind.  Thomas started the toast thanking the wonderful maker for making them and giving them time to be together all seemed to be going oh so well until Darth Rasant had his third round of Corellian firewhiskey

It started off with him mindtricking them all out of their money, then he was tossing random objects around with his mind and blaming it on 'ghosts', it wasn't until Alcuin and Drifter pushed him into another dimension that all was quiet and they enjoyed the rest of the night peacefully knowing they only had one time a year to get together in peace and harmony.

XII. Mysteriously, Alcuin dies. Darth Rasant and Drifter Soel are the only ones around.  How do they react?

Alcuin is walking out of his house when he is met by both Drifter Soel and Darth Rasant, not knowing Rasant he turns to his enemy first, "Why are you ---" Alcuin suddenly drops dead in the middle of the sentence, Rasant looks bewildered and Seol just starts to pick up the body like he knew this was coming

"What are you doing?"

"Committing his soul back to hell, this happens ever few centuries, he never stays dead"

"Oh..That's odd to say the least"

XIII. Darth Rasant gets into an accident. What were they riding? How did it happen?

It was a rather blistering day on Korriban when Rasant decided not to do anything but ride his Swoop Bike all day, he was just minding his own business when a rock literally came up from nowhere sending the bike spinning out of control Rasant is knocked unconscious.

While he was unconscious Trip Nine his sometimes faithful, yet buggy assassin driod pickpockets him and screams out "STUPID MEAT BAG!" as he walks off to deposit the credits in his credit account.

Darth Rasant wakes up a few hours later jaw aching but nothing really broken, "What the firefek" he says as he checks to make sure everything is in place, he notices then that the pouch he had for credits was missing "Trip Nine you're a dead droid!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew I shouldn't of given you that force immolator upgrade!"

Weeks later Trip Nine's force immolator is stirpped

XIV. Shadow Walker tries to get a job with the help of Darth Rasant and Thomas Zeta. How did that go?

Shadow Walker is homeless in this strange land where all these different characters seem to be popping up, he knows he's not in his world, or at least he prays he isn't cause this is even more confusing than his own. He meets Darth Rasant who is now head of biomechanics at a university in this strange world.  Darth Rasant really tries to help the poor guy, he sends him to places that he think would be best suited for him but in the end Shadow comes home empty handed, it is during one night when Thomas Zeta, Rasant's lover decides to help them out.

"Well what are you good at?" he asks the transient

"War, all my life before this was a war, I was also a mechanic to some extent, built this" he shows them is electrical arm

"Wow" they both say in unison

Thomas pulls Rasant aside "Honey, I think we have a problem you know meta humans aren't allowed to get jobs"

XV. Darth Rasant or Thomas Zeta decide to leave a tavern. How does that go? Why did they leave?

Thomas, tired from a night of drinking and dancing at this new world decides that it is time for him to go home, he stumbles out of the tavern door and bumps into a police man who rams him against the wall. Right there in front of him is a wanted poster, with his picture "Oh of course I had to slide to the one world where I was a wanted fugitive AGAIN" he looks at his watch "and I have five more days of this?! Frellin luck!

He is carted away to prision

XVI. Alcuin wakes up in the bed with a random character of your choice!

Alcuin stifles a yawn not remembering much of the mixer he was at last night he rolls over to look out the window when he notices there is a presence in his bed. It's Drifter Soel his most hated enemy, he jumps out of bed and grabs his daggers

"That must have been some party for me to wake up to you pristy"

XVII. A character of your choice becomes a supreme being and creates the world in their image.

He stood before the darkness, ready to make the world this time, Alcuin wouldn't fail he had watched Gods crash and burn, but not he, not the mighty Alcuin would make it right, he used what was left of the evil and good to create a core as balanced as he could, he then took some scattered ashes and made landmasses for all of his creations to live on.

The next part was hard, he decided to use the most desired of things to create his creation, the philosophers stone, because everyone deserves to live forever.  He dripped the water from the holder and the form came up from the dust, in it he imbued human history so that it learned from their mistakes.  He made it as kind as could be and as wise as an old man, hoping that it would find ways around illnesses that might come about

Last but not least he put a throne at the center of this world, for he would rule it in person, not like the jehovah's god!

XVIII. Before we go, all of your characters want to take a moment to ask you (their creator) for something that they have always wanted.

Me: *sits back with my sake*
1. Alcuin- "hey get with the program, get me some action, and some guns!"
        Me Guns are bad mmm'kay?

2. Shadow Walker "dude you've had me in there for some time, fucking write the
         story!"
          Me "I'm tryin I'm tryin'!

3.   Darth Rasant "get me a new frellin handmaiden do you know how hard it is to
      get into these robes?!"
     Me "Considering I've cosplayed you, yes and she's already in the works I'm
     sorry the basis for your last one chicked out on me!

4. Thomas Zeta "Keep me slidin' dude I don't care what the fuck happens just keep  me slidin"

      Me that I can do

5. Drifter Seol "let me kill Alcuin please? Pretty please?"

     Me maybe just maybe

Alcuin "WHAT!!!!!!!!!!"

Description
I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite original story characters that will embark in this role-play. If you don't have five (5) then leave them blank (or create a character on the spot!) Be sure to give a little description of them:

1. Alcuin – A demon hunter with a strange past.  He is a demon himself! Nobody knows what he looks like, not truly, his human form seems to be shrouded in shadows whenever humans try to look at it and the demons he catches can't tell anybody.

2. Shadow Walker - Shape shifting leader of a rebellion from the year 2090.  Scarred all over his face he often keeps his flesh in a state of shift just to keep his face shadowed, Shadow isn't his real name, but then again with him if you knew too much you'd be dead

3.  Darth Rasant – Real name Zwiek Darkwalker, a Zabrak born on Iridonia, now one of the few remaining sith outside of emperor Palpatine's grasp, he has black skin with red tattoos stands about five nine and a scarred face. He also always carries with him a double bladed lightsaber.

4. Thomas Zeta A slider from the last world in known existence, he has dark brown hair and green eyes.  Socially awkward and a bookwork from hell, he tends to spout off on subjects he rarely knows about and has a temper like the god of the underworld himself.

5.  Drifter Seol – Drifter, is an enemy of Alcuin's, he is an angel sent by Jehovah to bring Alcuin to justice for Jehovah is angry at hell for producing a spawn to judge its own inhabitants, he carries with him a book of judgment which he traps all demons in, two small daggers made from heavenly steel, and his only vice Chocolate; which we all know is Lucifer's prized invention!

II. One of your characters decides to make a grand entrance into a random tavern. How does that go? Pick either Alcuin or Thomas Zeta :

It had been a rather peaceful day in the Last Side Tavern; the bartender freshly graduated from his bartending course looked about the room to see smiles all around.  He was glad he had chosen this profession, he gladly waited on the customers and listened to their tales of broken homes or hearts, empty wallets and lost jobs. A regular whose name the Barkeep couldn't remember walked in and ordered a whiskey on the rocks that was when it happened.

A blue electric looking portal opened up in the middle of the room, nothing happened for a long time then all of a sudden a twenty something looking young man fell out onto the ground with an OOF, standing he looked around and exclaimed

"Well that had a kick to it!" Thomas Zeta said

"What's on tap?" he asked the bewildered barkeep

The barkeep stood in stunned silence as the rest of the room stared at the stranger all wondering what the hell was going on

III. Jealous, Darth Rasant tries to make a grand entrance as well but somehow fails… why is that?

Darth Rasant had been standing outside the tavern wondering what all the commotion was about the zabrak decided to peek into this strange tavern before entering when he saw Thomas Zeta looking around with windswept brown hair.  Seeing that the strange being had made such an impact he decided he was going to one up him.  Taking out his lightsaber hilt he hit the door in a flip and ignited it; only to sear the door off and slip of the slick floor below him "Firefeking hell!" he screamed out getting up and dusting off his robes

IV. A character is surrounded by many enemies and decides that the only thing they can do is fight! How does that go? Pick either Shadow Walker or Drifter Seol

Shadow had walked into the tavern as the unknown mutant, or at least he thought he was a mutant with a face and horns like that, could be a last stand from the body modders before the war too for all he knew.  He goes for the bar and is suddenly accosted by the Lightning, his nickname for the PSA or "Personal Security Advocates" of Aaron pitcher.  They held up a retinal scanner and smiled as the leader said "Well, well, well, lookie who we have here boys! It seems Shadow's finally dissolved"

Shadow looked at the leader then at the pins on his lapel that gave him a reason to call these men the Lightning.  He smirked and said, "Sir, I don't know the meanings of giving up now are we going to just have a drink before you take me in? Or are you going to arrest me here and now?"

The leader grabbed shadow by the arm, Shadow smirked and swiftly swiped him off his feet before drawing his sword in plain view none of the patrons moved, the mutant looked on in amusement.  He flipped his silver hair to the side and spoke into a hidden com, "Hawk, looks like drinks are off tonight" the other four that were with the leader advanced Shadow swiftly cut one up the middle before catching a fist from the other by that time the last one had drew his own sword and shadow held him off before hitting a button on his jacket and becoming invisible. The guards all looked bewildered as the leader screamed "AFTER him" and they all left the bar with the dead guard to clean up

V. Darth Rasant is depressed and decides to get drunk.

Darth Rasant finishes dusting off his robes and looks at the barkeep "Three Coreallian firewhiskeys and make that snappy or you'll be bantha fodder" he orders

The barkeep looks at him and says "Three whats? Sir all we have is whiskey and rum, well at least in that catagorey"

The zabrak puts his face in his hand and then says "fine three whiskey's"
The bartender nods and pours up three Jack Daniels.  Rasant took a sip and almost spit it out as it was like fire in his mouth, but because he wanted to get drunk so badly he drank them down fast, soon it was like last Life Day all over again.

VI. An event like no other takes place and Alcuin and Shadow Walker get into a battle to the death. Who wins?

Walking out Shadow takes off the cloaking device.  He looks at his hip flask, Damn it only enough for one more fucking day, he sighs and thinks about turning around in the alley when the ground starts to shake "What the-" he starts then something comes from the pit

Alcuin is shadowed and protected as he rises, he draws his scythe and points it at Shadow "There are gods that call for your soul!"

"F--- not Morningstar again!" shadow exclaims

"No, not my creator, something older than him"

"uh, you'll have to get through my cold dead body"

"That can be… arranged."

Alcuin drops on the side of the pit and raises his hand Shadow knows he's speaking in Germanic but he can understand him perfectly "By the power of the beloved and betrayed I summon you hellhounds to help me subdue my pray"  and three hell hounds come out of the ground. They are rotted and look rabid, shadow dodges one and pulls his katana, he hits the third on the side of the head with the flat of the blade and it goes spinning off. He turns and slices the other down the middle the second one latches onto shadows arm which gives out an angry electric scream as does shadow Alcuin pauses and looks at his opponent

"Electronic arm?" he says quizzically, he pulls out official looking papers and looks at them "By Persephone's bust!" he exclaims, "I got the wrong man. He blushes, "sorry sir, really I am" he then disappears in a flash.

The battle ends in a draw

VII. Thomas Zeta or Drifter Seol accidentally drink a love potion. Who do they fall in love with first? Shadow Walker or Darth Rasant?

Meanwhile, back in the bar Thomas orders a flaming Dr. Pepper, what little does he know that the good looking woman down the bar has a surprise for him. She has spiked it with a love potion because the barkeep left it alone, unknowingly he drinks it down and his eyes fall on Darth Rasant automatically.

VIII. Since Thomas Zeta or Drifter Seol are under a love spell, how do they try to spoil their partner?

Thomas Zeta tries to impress the mutant with his technology that he has brought back on his slides.  Unimpressed, Rasant tries to push him aside and continue drinking, but Thomas is persistent almost until the point that Rasant pulls his lightsaber out.

IX. Shadow Walker tries to steal from either Alcuin or Drifter Soel. Do they succeed?

Shadow pops back into the tavern after a while and see's the demon that rose from the abyss earlier, and a new comer in pristine white he looks from both of them and sees them locked in a debate "Look Drifter, I'm here on orders from Osris not Morningstar this time!" the one in the white is facing him and he see's chocolate sticking out of his pocket hungry he tries to steal it from the stranger, he is sadly met by the hand of the one he is arguing with and transported outside "Oh for fark sakes!"

X. Darth Rasant throws a slumber party but only invites one person. Which character did they invite?

Sadly, Darth Rasant felt nervous. He had told himself he wouldn't invite the psycho from the tavern the other day, but he couldn't help it.  He called up Thomas, because he was interested in his technology. He had never seen a wormhole that could go to alternate universes and it made him happy in some ways.

XI. All of the Characters get together for a 'wholesome' dinner… does it go well? Give details.

They had all met in Thomas Zeta's house for thanksgiving, you had all the trimmings you could see, and even Drifter and Alcuin were on a peaceful break because of the 'holy' mandates against their kind.  Thomas started the toast thanking the wonderful maker for making them and giving them time to be together all seemed to be going oh so well until Darth Rasant had his third round of Corellian firewhiskey

It started off with him mindtricking them all out of their money, then he was tossing random objects around with his mind and blaming it on 'ghosts', it wasn't until Alcuin and Drifter pushed him into another dimension that all was quiet and they enjoyed the rest of the night peacefully knowing they only had one time a year to get together in peace and harmony.

XII. Mysteriously, Alcuin dies. Darth Rasant and Drifter Soel are the only ones around.  How do they react?

Alcuin is walking out of his house when he is met by both Drifter Soel and Darth Rasant, not knowing Rasant he turns to his enemy first, "Why are you ---" Alcuin suddenly drops dead in the middle of the sentence, Rasant looks bewildered and Seol just starts to pick up the body like he knew this was coming

"What are you doing?"

"Committing his soul back to hell, this happens ever few centuries, he never stays dead"

"Oh..That's odd to say the least"

XIII. Darth Rasant gets into an accident. What were they riding? How did it happen?

It was a rather blistering day on Korriban when Rasant decided not to do anything but ride his Swoop Bike all day, he was just minding his own business when a rock literally came up from nowhere sending the bike spinning out of control Rasant is knocked unconscious.

While he was unconscious Trip Nine his sometimes faithful, yet buggy assassin driod pickpockets him and screams out "STUPID MEAT BAG!" as he walks off to deposit the credits in his credit account.

Darth Rasant wakes up a few hours later jaw aching but nothing really broken, "What the firefek" he says as he checks to make sure everything is in place, he notices then that the pouch he had for credits was missing "Trip Nine you're a dead droid!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew I shouldn't of given you that force immolator upgrade!"

Weeks later Trip Nine's force immolator is stirpped

XIV. Shadow Walker tries to get a job with the help of Darth Rasant and Thomas Zeta. How did that go?

Shadow Walker is homeless in this strange land where all these different characters seem to be popping up, he knows he's not in his world, or at least he prays he isn't cause this is even more confusing than his own. He meets Darth Rasant who is now head of biomechanics at a university in this strange world.  Darth Rasant really tries to help the poor guy, he sends him to places that he think would be best suited for him but in the end Shadow comes home empty handed, it is during one night when Thomas Zeta, Rasant's lover decides to help them out.

"Well what are you good at?" he asks the transient

"War, all my life before this was a war, I was also a mechanic to some extent, built this" he shows them is electrical arm

"Wow" they both say in unison

Thomas pulls Rasant aside "Honey, I think we have a problem you know meta humans aren't allowed to get jobs"

XV. Darth Rasant or Thomas Zeta decide to leave a tavern. How does that go? Why did they leave?

Thomas, tired from a night of drinking and dancing at this new world decides that it is time for him to go home, he stumbles out of the tavern door and bumps into a police man who rams him against the wall. Right there in front of him is a wanted poster, with his picture "Oh of course I had to slide to the one world where I was a wanted fugitive AGAIN" he looks at his watch "and I have five more days of this?! Frellin luck!

He is carted away to prision

XVI. Alcuin wakes up in the bed with a random character of your choice!

Alcuin stifles a yawn not remembering much of the mixer he was at last night he rolls over to look out the window when he notices there is a presence in his bed. It's Drifter Soel his most hated enemy, he jumps out of bed and grabs his daggers

"That must have been some party for me to wake up to you pristy"

XVII. A character of your choice becomes a supreme being and creates the world in their image.

He stood before the darkness, ready to make the world this time, Alcuin wouldn't fail he had watched Gods crash and burn, but not he, not the mighty Alcuin would make it right, he used what was left of the evil and good to create a core as balanced as he could, he then took some scattered ashes and made landmasses for all of his creations to live on.

The next part was hard, he decided to use the most desired of things to create his creation, the philosophers stone, because everyone deserves to live forever.  He dripped the water from the holder and the form came up from the dust, in it he imbued human history so that it learned from their mistakes.  He made it as kind as could be and as wise as an old man, hoping that it would find ways around illnesses that might come about

Last but not least he put a throne at the center of this world, for he would rule it in person, not like the jehovah's god!

XVIII. Before we go, all of your characters want to take a moment to ask you (their creator) for something that they have always wanted.

Me: *sits back with my sake*
1. Alcuin- "hey get with the program, get me some action, and some guns!"
        Me Guns are bad mmm'kay?

2. Shadow Walker "dude you've had me in there for some time, fucking write the
         story!"
          Me "I'm tryin I'm tryin'!

3.   Darth Rasant "get me a new frellin handmaiden do you know how hard it is to
      get into these robes?!"
     Me "Considering I've cosplayed you, yes and she's already in the works I'm
     sorry the basis for your last one chicked out on me!

4. Thomas Zeta "Keep me slidin' dude I don't care what the fuck happens just keep  me slidin"

      Me that I can do

5. Drifter Seol "let me kill Alcuin please? Pretty please?"

     Me maybe just maybe

Alcuin "WHAT!!!!!!!!!!"