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Shellquake — LeFou and the Bimbettes

Published: 2016-06-02 08:34:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 3176; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 0
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Description With Gaston gone, or because he never payed them any attention, the three blond triplets began flirting with his bumbling henchman LeFou.

Claudette(red): Oh, LeFou. You are so cute. I can't believe we didn't notice you before.

Paulette(green): Me neither. I'm so ashamed for squirting at you.

Laurette(yellow): Won't you ever forgive us?

All three: Pleeeeeeeeeeease?

LeFou: Ah, don't worry about it. No hard feelings. Besides, it's not like Gaston ever knew a trio of lovely ladies when he saw them.

Claudette(red): Gaston? Who's Gaston?

Laurette(yellow): Was he a friend of yours LeFou? 

LeFou: Well yeah. You could say that.

Paulette(green): Well, whoever he is I'll bet he's not quite as handsome as you. 

Claudette(red): Not merely, I'd say.

 
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sirjosh9 [2023-09-11 02:36:26 +0000 UTC]

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DarkFairyGurl [2018-12-19 21:29:42 +0000 UTC]

Um, this would be me if I could get hold of Lafou. I always loved him and hated Gaston. 

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otnesse [2016-07-31 23:54:59 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm... Not sure they would be the types to literally get amnesia regarding Gaston's existence after his death (besides, considering how utterly devoted, even if ignored, they were to Gaston to the extent that they ignored every single man in the village who wasn't him, I find amnesia to be very unlikely even FOR people who were supposed to be shallow). Marvel Comics implied they fell for him since they were children. I could buy them possibly going for LeFou, not the amnesia route.

Either way, let's just hope LeFou isn't anything like, say, Jean-Paul Sartre despite his puckish exterior, because that would be utterly bad, possibly even worse than their falling for Gaston ever was (in case anyone was wondering about that comment, this pretty much covers it in detail , but the long and the short of it is that Sartre was a man so grotesque in appearance even HE acknowledged it, yet he was popular with women despite that. And how does he repay them for showing him love? By basically beeping them to lose their virginity, then abandoning them like some sort of used car, and then as if he hadn't crossed the line already, he even writes catty letters to the closest he has to an actual wife, Simone de Beauvoir [yes, THAT Simone de Beauvoir] describing the sexual experience [which she does in kind], and their actions led to the girls being permanently affected [one cut herself, another committed suicide]. In fact, Sartre's treatment of women was so horrific, he managed to make Gaston and even Claude Frollo seem like perfect gentlemen and defenders of women, he's THAT awful. And there were plenty more elements about Sartre's character that were horrific as well  [enough that he would have most likely been rightfully denounced as a psychopath or sociopath had he been clinically diagnosed], but this one's more directly applicable to the triplets.).

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k2pony [2016-06-19 16:57:25 +0000 UTC]

haha thats great. 

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Shellquake In reply to k2pony [2016-06-19 17:43:23 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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rharoutunians [2016-06-17 04:13:37 +0000 UTC]

Hi. On second thought, just remember the part about the other two bimbettes chatting and tickling LeFou's chin, cutchie cutchie cooing him. He's a cute man, and the bimbette holding him in her arms like a two year old, would be smiling at him. Thank you.

You know, it would be good if a sequel Disney cartoon was made, when LeFou is befriended by the good characters in the village, and is welcomed to the castle as a friend to all the characters living there. With Gaston away, LeFou should have a decent life.

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Shellquake In reply to rharoutunians [2016-06-17 05:51:46 +0000 UTC]

like a two year old, you mean LeFou or the bimbette?

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rharoutunians [2016-06-11 23:12:22 +0000 UTC]

Nice picture. I hope this is what happens after LeFou ran back to the village with the mob, when Gaston encouraged them all to kill the beast. 
When I was little, I wished the bimbettes could be in love with LeFou instead of Gaston. I never liked Gaston. Personally, I think LeFou deserved love more than Gaston did. Gaston was a big jerk and LeFou was just an innocent midget who probably liked Gaston only because Gaston was tall and strong and "handsome."  Gaston got attention from a lot of people in the village, and LeFou didn't seem to get attention from anybody and he was probably worried about becoming an outcaste in the village. LeFou is my favorite character in Beauty and the Beast, he's a cutie pie. It would also be nice if there was a picture of one of the bimbettes holding LeFou in her arms, with the other two bimbettes standing there with them, chatting and tickling LeFou's chin and cutchie cooing him.

 

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Shellquake In reply to rharoutunians [2016-06-25 19:16:35 +0000 UTC]

Almost finish. Come to my gallery in five minutes.

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rharoutunians In reply to rharoutunians [2016-06-14 17:08:24 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome.

That will be nice, to see that picture. Thank you

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Shellquake In reply to rharoutunians [2016-06-11 23:41:09 +0000 UTC]

Well, it's nice to know someone read the typo of this picture. Thanks.

I'll think about drawing that picture of one of the bimbettes holding LeFou in her arms, with the other two bimbettes standing there with them.

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