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Published: 2010-06-14 01:55:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 3931; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 16
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HA HA. Music plays every time Sten talks. Sorry again for more bad sound quality. I still need a better microphone.If you haven't played Dragon Age Origins, you probably won't get the joke. This was pretty much how it went every time I talked to him back at camp. No wonder he was so pissed at me. I kept bugging him for no good reason.
Anyway, just a short little animation I whipped up. It started mostly so I could test out animating with the shadows and the light from the fire and everything. You'll also notice there are backgrounds in there. Eh? Eh?
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My Little Ponies. The mutant polar bears one weakness. Thankfully, my defenses are not mutant polar bears.
I wouldn't even know where to begin with that picture...
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Wait, you have defenses that are non-polar bearic? (I think I just made up a new word.) Well played, good sir.. The plot thickens.
Oh, but I do. I'll have to assume you look exactly like your profile picture.
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Of course. My defenses are much more powerful than mutant polar bears. That's why I was able to defeat them and their pirate-ninja-hibrid riders.
My avatar? Vash the Stampede? I wish I had a huge red coat and flashy orange glasses.
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Is it top-secret and execution-worthy information or can I know what your defenses are? ...Not that I'll use it against you or anything.
I have no idea who that is, but yeah, I guess. 8D I imagine everyone like their icon.
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Of course it is. If you knew what my defenses were, you would be able to plan against them. As of right now, you are probably wondering if I even have defenses at all. A failed run at my defenses could be the type of mistake you only get to make once.
No idea who Vash the Stampede is?!
Good show. A little youtube search will bring it up no problem.
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And maybe you want me to think you don't have defenses, just to surprise me with them. Or, maybe you want me to think that you want me to think that you donยดt have the defenses you have, or that you have the defenses you don't have.
....wait, what?
Nope, don't know 'im. Although I did youtube him,though, and I can see why you like him...Trigun, eh? I just might have to maybe look at it sometime.
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See now why I don't tell people about my defenses? How can you possibly steal my stuff in your state of utter confusion?
It's a pretty good one.
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I so just thought something like
Davey used insane logic!
It's super effective!
Perinel is confused!
in a Pokรฉmon kind-of-way.
I'm not a nerd or anything.
please tell me there's japanese audio too, though. I don't think I could handle english.
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Of course not. Everyone translates their life into Pokemon summaries.
Really? I can't stand reading subtitles. Unless you speak Japanese, which would be pretty cool. I suppose it depends on where you watch it. On a DVD it would have the option to change languages. I don't know if there is a subbed Japanese one online anywhere. I'm sure there is, I just don't know where it would be.
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Really? I thought it was just nerdy internet people.
...which I suppose would almost suffice for 'everyone', nowadays.
Nevermind, I found it online. I already started watching the first episode, Vash is adorable~
I just cringe at the tone english dubbing usually has...everyone sounds so pretentious. Like when someone says 'Oh no', it sounds SO much like they're reading from a script.
Yeah, I can totally speak fluent japanese. Uh huh. Totally.
I wish.
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With the exception of infants and stubborn old people. But we'll get both of those groups online one day.
Great. I have successfully become an advertiser for Trigun. I wonder if I can get paid for this...
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Grandmas will be using quotes like "BOOM! HEADSHOT!" What a wonderful world that will be. Hopefully I'll be long dead.
Maybe you could...even better; say that if they don't give you money, you'll STOP people from watching Trigun. Much more effective, I think.
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Are you kidding? You'll be the grandma. I won't live to see it, obviously, since I will have died long ago saving babies from a burning hospital.
Alright then. Stop watching Trigun.
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Oh yeah...I'll be one f*cking kick-ass grandma, using my cane to fend off bank robbers and stuff. And wash my medicine down with a margarita.
Now I'm almost looking forward to it...almost.
Funny thing you should already know about the hospital burning...a bit suspicious, if you ask me.
lolNOPE! It's addicting.
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It's simple logic. I perform that action so many times statistically speaking I have to mess it up at one point. Of course I'll do it by sacrificing myself to save the babies. Then I'll get a statue where the hospital used to be.
Guess I'm out of a job then...
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So you 'just happen' to be there when a hospital burns down? Ready to save some babies? And of course they never found the one who started the fire...
I'm onto you, mister.
Yes, yes you are. Maybe you can work at the hospital you save the babies from.
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What do you mean? Of course I caught the guy. But it was too late for me to stop the fire.
Hmmm. Perhaps. It would save a trip to the hospital when the inevitable fire breaks out.
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Well, I was under the impression you were Superman, but I guess if you couldn't even stop the fire...I mean, no one's perfect and all, I guess...
*This is where I edge you into proving me wrong.*
See? I am undeniably a genius.
(again with already knowing about the fire that you totally did not start whatsoever..)
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Now now. I never claimed I was perfect. I'm just more perfect than most people.
Ahem. I should point out that knowing something will happen and being the cause of that thing are totally different.
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And obviously much more modest, that much I can tell.
It's still suspicious...and I'm suspicious by nature. Which means DOUBLE SUSPICION. Bam!
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Of course. I'm far more modest than the average person.
Peh. You should stop looking for conspiracies where there are none. Why would I start a fire knowing I was going to die in it?
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You just contradicted yourself...or did you? I cant be sure.
Well, it's definitely a cooler way to die than to shit yourself in a hospital bed at age 86. I think I'd rather die heroically in a fire while saving babies or kittens.
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Everyone contradicts themselves at some point. I never contradict myself though.
Exactly. I'm glad we agree on this. But the rescuing babies from fire one is mine. You'll have to think of your own amazing death.
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โ( ๏พใฎ๏พโ) I see what you did there.
Fine, I'll just take a bullet for a baby after having an epic gunfight. (Who would even shoot at a baby? What is wrong with me?)
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Perhaps you should pick something more plausible. Like hijacking a nuclear weapon and blowing it up over the ocean or in space. Then, if somehow you don't die, the radiation could give you super powers... Or two faces. It's a bit of a gamble.
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I'd rater not have a two-face or tentacles...I'll just carry a fatal virus with me into space to kill it in the no-air and frost, and myself with it. Or...I'll die while setting fire to a hospital. I'll be your arch nemesis, the Hospital-baby killer.
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Accidentally killing yourself in your own fire isn't exactly spectacular, and it certainly won't get you a statue.
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Actually, if you think about it, it's quite the accomplishment. It isn't easy to accidentally burn yourself to death in a pre-planned fire.
And I'll make my own statue, so there.
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It's not that hard. I'll show you how. And you can't make the statue if you're dead. Others have to do it.
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Clever move, Davey. Going to fool your to-be enemy into killing himself before he even starts his reign of evil?
I'll make it now, and have it ready in my room. Then just before I set the fires, I'll drag it into some park and just leave it there.
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Just checking.
Either you will have a very small statue of yourself that anyone can simply move, or you have a super large room and super strength. In which case, I would wonder why you would want to use fire to do your evil...
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Almost had me, though.
The rooms in my house are actually pretty big. Okay okay, Mr. Smarty-pants, new plan: I BURY a hole in the ground, put the statue in, fastening it with cement and stuff, and closing the hole so no one can see it. Then JUST before I die, I press a button that re-opens the hole and pushes the statue up, effectively honoring my memory.
As for the fire...I'm a pyromaniac.
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The one flaw in your plan is that you told me your plan. (Actually, I'm pretty sure there's more than just that one) Now I will have to look out for mysterious digging operations taking place in parks.
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More than that one flaw or more than that one plan? Either way, you're probably right.
You can't monitor every park everywhere, unless I'm greatly underestimating your superpowerness. Maybe I'll just disguise myself as a Jamaican landscaper.
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A Jamaican Landscaper digging a giant hole in the middle of a park? Of course, if you got caught I suppose you could always play the race card... Works every time.
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Ingenious. And if you start giving me trouble, I'll call the racism penalty on you and raise a big fuzz. Good luck explaining that to the court. I'll sure you to your teeth.
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Ha! It's an easy fix. I'll simply get my own minority side-kick to do it. Or better yet... I'll just change my race... Though, the first one would save me the surgery...
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I've always wanted a spunky sidekick, myself. But, since I'm the bad guy, I can have evil minions!
Oh sure, but changing your race might be some experience! You wouldn't want to miss that, would you?
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The only problem I might have is being taken seriously when I tell people to "be alright with who you are". Which is practically a necessary message for any super hero.
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"Hey kids, remember to always be yourself, no matter what!"
"But then why did you have failed plastic surgery?"
"...
Yup, you'll be fantastic. My reign of evil has already started; I'm filling your mind with bad ideas that will ruin your reputation.
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Aha, but I'm heroically rejecting said ideas! You're mind games don't work on me, OR my racial minority sidekick!
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Maybe I wanted you to reject them... getting plastic surgery might have given you some awesome powers, but I tricked you into not having it!
Your sidekick. I will kidnap it.
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Maybe, but it would have taken away a power of mine as well. The power to charge children's self esteem! I haven't figured out how this is useful in fighting villains, yet. But my research team is looking into it.
You would have to break into my sidekick vault. Impossible.
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Maybe if your villain is a very insecure little kid who takes his lack of self-appreciation out on the world? If a villain like that exists, anyway. Otherwise, that is some useless superpower.
Nothing is impossible. Your precious sidekick will be mine
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No super power is completely useless! With a bunch of children running around believing in themselves..... Uh..... Well, they're still working on how that would help me. But I'm sure it will be something great!
Picking on minorities, huh? Touch my sidekick and watch your approval ratings drop.
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Maybe, if you boost thousands of innocent children's self esteems, they'll be so grateful you'll have your own little army at your disposal! Maybe I should be your helper instead of a nemesis.
I am a bad guy, what did you expect? I'm not about to hand him a lolly...unless it's a poisoned one.
So you care for your sidekick, eh..? He'll make a fine kidnapping.
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Hmmm... My own army of self esteem fueled children. I... don't think I could do much with that, actually.
I'm telling you, go after my sidekick and I won't need a self esteem powered child army. My sidekick is a half African American half Mexican woman who is also slightly mentally handicapped as well as blind. You'll have every pro-minority group the world has ever seen coming after you if you so much as go near her.
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Hello, did you miss the fact that they're an army? I bet a few hundred kids would do nicely in battle.
O-ho, but I have the gays on my side then! See, I promised I'd make fantastic cakes for them if they helped me. It has nothing to do with the fact they're gay, everyone can be bribed with cakes. That probably means I have obese people on my team too.
Wait. It's a she?
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Nicely at killing themselves. Though, if I train them with FPS video games first. Hmmm.....
Yup, oh, and did I mention she's a lesbian too? Your cake is a lie.
Obese people won't be much help in the coming Child/Minority war. They'll probably just fall asleep on a couch somewhere.
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Well, it's more than your researchers have come up with. Besides, who would suspect itty bitty kiddies of being trained soldiers?
Funny, I was picturing a Robin-esque version of a sidekick. Now my plans are foiled.
Oh, don't underestimate the morbidly obese. If I sprinkle you with cheetos, they'll be on your neck like rabid wolves.
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