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Published: 2010-06-14 01:55:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 3931; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 16
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HA HA. Music plays every time Sten talks. Sorry again for more bad sound quality. I still need a better microphone.If you haven't played Dragon Age Origins, you probably won't get the joke. This was pretty much how it went every time I talked to him back at camp. No wonder he was so pissed at me. I kept bugging him for no good reason.
Anyway, just a short little animation I whipped up. It started mostly so I could test out animating with the shadows and the light from the fire and everything. You'll also notice there are backgrounds in there. Eh? Eh?
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Some people might struggle with the moral idea of sending children into war. But desperate times call for desperate measures.
Unless I give them a better target. I'll bake a massive fudge cake and drop it in the middle of the battle field. They'll swarm it like flies, and one bombing run will destroy half your army. Either that, or I'll just lace land mines with icing.
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People struggle with the moral ideas of everything. If they give you trouble, you just sick the kids on 'em
My god, you really have a solution to everything, don't you? I don't know why I'd bother being your nemesis.
Mass murder of fat people...that's a BIG mess to clean up.
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This started out with helping children's self esteem and ended with brain washing them and turning them into soldiers who take out anyone who question me. The change from hero to villain can sometimes be a subtle one...
I know, right? I'm starting to think death in a burning hospital is too boring a way to go.
Looser cleans the battlefield.
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See? I am corrupting your mind, man! Of course, if you want to be all honey and sweets, you can JUST help their self esteems...but what's in it for you?
Explosion sounds way more up your road. Or, y'know... Mass tsunami, or an erupting volcano!
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A false sense of superiority?
All good idea's. I will have to have my research team draft up a new death plan. Right after they finish with the kid thing. They still seem convinced there's something there.
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I'm sure that's very helpful for when you're fighting crime. Nothing bad can come out of that.
Oh, those silly researchers, they wouldn't know a solution if it hit them over the head with a bottle of Jack. Fire them and hire yourself.
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I know, right? The benefits of being me.
Or maybe I'll hire those self esteem fueled kids! You think they would be good at drafting up master plans? I'll have my research team look into it. Wait...
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Lucky man, you are. Go ahead and be cocky about your luck, it won't leave you when you need it.
I think we've just gone in a circle 
(anything to take you down, Rahahahha!)
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Haters gonna hate.
With todays technology I'll just make the children look like adults! Adults with the brains of children replacing adults with the brains of adults. For some reason that doesn't seem he best idea.
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We already have those, they're called people with Asperger's.
Ouch...too dark? Please pretend I never said that.
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...Uh... Need a subject change on that one... Uh. Baby pig!
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Ha, I totally screwed up there, yeah?
I sort of want bacon now, too bad I'm rubbish at frying. I use dishwashing gloves to protect me from sizzling oil.
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I go to McDonalds and get a bacon burger to protect me from sizzling oil... And labor of any kind.
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WHAT?
First of all, we don't have McDonalds. They up and packed about a year or so ago, those bastards. They took my McFlurry
Second, I didn't know they had bacon burgers?! Why didn't I try it when I had the chance?!
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What? You don't have McDonalds? You're lying. Everyone knows life without McDonalds is, in fact, impossible.
The Bacon Burgers are actually fairly recent, so they may not have gotten them before they abandoned you.
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I know, it's horrid, isn't it? Our country was so flat-ass broke they just moved away without even thinking of the fatties they'd be leaving behind.
Urgh! Those bastards, I'm gonna...go to America and eat them out of business! YEAH.
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No one thinks of the fatties anymore.
Considering McDonalds is a business centered around selling food, I think you would be eating them INTO business.
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This is a cause worthy for your superheroness. Make fatties equal to the rest of the world.
Damn, you're right. Plus I'd go obese, and as tempting as that is, I'd rather not. But then what can I do, convert america into vegetarians?
Oh wait, THEY HAVE SALADS TOO.
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Hey, they're already twice as much person as the rest of us.
I think you're only option is to start another food service and do it better and steal their customers. You could make some kind of meat that only your place would have... like... Eagle burgers.
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Oh, I have got to write that one down. You want it copyrighted?
Whale burgers, panda sandwiches, White rhino fries. Taste the elimination!
Or, I could just plant cockroaches in their shipments and make it look like they're violating health care...
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Think I should? I'll plaster it on mugs and tee shirts everywhere.
That may be a better plan than aiding the extinction of rare species.
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You know 9GAG? You could always start there. But seriously, it's gold. I totally see it on a donut box.
Yeah, I don't have the heart to cook pandas. Sharks and rhinos, maybe. Those are scary, anyway.
Shark tastes like a rotten corpse, though.
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Never heard of it.
Did you eat it off a rotting shark corpse?
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Really? It's basically small community of funny stuff. Let me warn you though, that shit's addictive.
...Maaayybe. I ate fermented/rotten shark, it's a national course. Vile.
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Like 4chan?
No wonder McDonalds ran away.
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Probably less scarring and disturbing. I went to 4Chan once. Never been the same. The things I saw...
Psch, pussies. They can't handle a little rotten shark or sheep balls, they have no business in Iceland.
We're VIKINGS.
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True. 4Chan can be a place of great hilarity. As well as a place of great mental anguish. One should always be on guard when roaming 4chan.
I'm not 100% sure that's something to be proud of... Vikings aren't usually invited to the parties.
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I only stayed for like, two minutes before I saw something and went "fuck this, I'm out."
4Chan is like playing Amnesia, you never know when something will just randomly jump at you.
Because they're too AWESOME!
Sure, they pillage, murder and rape, but they were still kind of cool.
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It's a true test of manhood.
Unless you're being murdered or raped by them. Though they do have the beard thing going.
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Good thing I aint a man
Oh, details, details. Their beards are awesome and their helmets are awesome. Though their family relations are f*cking complicated.
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There are ways around that nowadays.
I will admit to them having great beards and helmets. I'm still not inviting them to my parties, though.
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You have a point. Though I have absolutely no desire for that, thanks tho.
They'd probably enslave everyone they don't kill...that was their thing.
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Hey, just sayin.
Yeah, and no one really wants that. I hear those guys are way under paid.
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I'll jeep it in mind.
Yeah, plus the dental plans are absolute shit. I hear someone died 'cause of his teeth. Not cool.
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I can't believe we haven't hit a comment limit wall yet. If you try to look at the comments on the actual animation, they go right off the side. I can't even read them past page 3... Which means... This could conceivably go on.............. for eternity.
Which is why they tell them to avoid candies and sweets as much as they can. Some people just can't give up their sweets.
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You have no idea how far a conversation can go. I've yet to bump into one, and I tend to really drag messaging far.
Was that a hint you think it's gone on for too long or are you genuinely surprised?
I get them, personally I'd rather die happy with my chocolate than give it all up and live a sad, untasty life.
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I'm genuinely surprised. I thought for sure there would be some kind of limit to these things.
You won't be so happy when all your teeth fall out and then you can't eat your chocolate anymore. You have to eat slushies the rest of your life. Wait, that doesn't sound so bad actually...
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It has to be a very weak one, since I've yet to come across it. Is there a DeviantAsk or something where we can find out?
Yeah, you totally converted me from eating chocolate now. Only shakes and smoothies for the rest of my life? Oh, the horror.
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I'm sure there is. I'm also sure I'm far too lazy to go looking for it, though.
But think of all the steak... You'd have to grind it into a steak... shake.
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I googled it, but all I got was some emo ask page for a band or something.
Steak shake? It sounds catchy enough. But that is true, no more BBQ ribs...hmm.
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I forgot what we were talking about here...
Of course steak shakes are catchy. Toss an "and" in there and you have a fairly successful restaurant chain. Though, I don't think they actually sell steak shakes. I should talk to them about that...
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Deviant Ask desk or something....why, though, I don't know.
Isn't that a it of a bake'n'shake ripoff?
I think stake-shakes could be fairly successful. In America, anyway, they'll eat anything.
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Ah yes, the comment limit.
Bake n Shake? Never heard of it...
Hey, we won't eat EVERYTHING.... unless you put bacon in it.
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Never heard of Bake 'n' shake? What kind of a United Stater are you? I'm Icelandic and I know this.
Well, it's actually shake 'n' bake. But still.
Shake 'n Bake, manufactured by Kraft Foods, is a flavored bread crumb-style coating for chicken and pork. The product is applied by placing raw meat pieces in a bag containing the coating, closing the bag, and shaking so the particles adhere. The coated meat is then baked in the oven.
I know few other countries where the most bizarre food combinations are so easily accepted. (Not dissing your nation, just some parts of it 
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Why would I know that? My entire dietary experience consists of fast food and anything you can microwave. Cooking is for Icelandic people. In fact, the only reason I'm able to keep this awe inspiring figure is because of my unusually potent metabolism.
Hey, can't blame us for keeping an open mind. Eh?
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I think Shake 'N' bake is relatively fast. I suspect you only have to shake it and bake it. I'll take your word for that awe-inspiring figure, since all I see is a pondering Vash. If you have those no-fat genes, though, I must say I bear a grudge to you.
I guess now. Who am I to judge, I eat the weirdest shit myself. Maybe Hotdogs really DO taste good with cream.
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It's pretty awesome. Up until it slows down later in life... then I'll inflate like a balloon.
Yeah, you can't knock it unt- wait, what? Cream on a hotdog? The only thing that goes on hotdogs are what they put on them at the stadium.
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Naw, man, old people are cuter when they're fat instead of bony and wiry. You're less likely to break your bones!
Yeah, I've heard that's a thing. It sounds bottom-line repulsive, but..."don't knock it 'til you try it".
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Hmmm, perhaps. Not that it really matters, since I don't plan on growing old, as stated earlier in the posts, what with the dramatic death and all.
Actually, I looked it up, and that one you ARE allowed to knock before you try.
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Oh yeah. Huh, I guess you're just screwed then! Make sure to either marry a chick while you're all good-looking so she can't get away when you turn round, or to be very very rich.
There are rules on these things now?
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