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Chortle Whore
I don't know what the hell a 'Chortle Whore' is, but this is what one looks like. It lives under peoples' beds. When you least expect it, it will tear you apart and suck the marrow out of your tail bone. That's the only part of you that it will eat. Have a nice day.
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Comments: 42
HOLY MOWLY! Words escape me. Man, is this freeky.
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I heard about an urban myth of a guy known as Malevic, a stalker/pimp/peidophile who killed hundreds of people before dissapearing.
I expected he might look something like this.
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Omg this is ... is... something.
Yea, that's that chicken head thing. I don't know what it's called either, but yea, turkey head skin like.
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This is so fu@ked up it deserves a fave....
Me---->
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Hey, thanks man! Cool stuff in your gallery!
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holy shit! it's big foot's dick with a face!!!
kidding..
im faving this
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I think that it's quite possible that you have topped my creeped out by a deviation list. I don't even GET creeped out. Holy mother of all things chortle. This is whacked!!
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Have to say, me not being able to be scared or disturbed easily has certainly been so looking at this, great concept.
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Ok usually manips dont Freak me out but this one does....its just so wrong lol. Great Job!
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argh 
aww thanks..but i just had my lunch.
nicely made. 
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OOH yes !! This is so perfect .... just tell me what the main figure is made of ....
I'll believe you if you say it's sackboys scrotum though ...
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Ha ha, it's MY scrotum!! No, it's a turkey, the link is in the description.
Check this: [link]
For another use of it... that's one of my favorite pics of mine but it only got a couple of favs. Guess people disagree!
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I liked that head allready when you made it last year... the texture is really awesome ...
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Yeah, it's a perfect stock shot. I have "works in progress" that use it as well. This is not the last you'll see of my scrotum!
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ps... maybe you should call it .." chodum whore" ??
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omfg...i am sooo glad i am not the only one who thought this was a scrotum gone bad..horribly horribly bad... the thing is: it fits perfictly with this crazy date story i've been telling my unwilling listeners.
on my LAST date with this..guy.. i was horrified to find he was ...well...how do i say this nicely.. really oversac'd, shall we say..i have not been the same since.
i shall ad this to my fav's as a reminder of "sac-boy" and to teach me not to delve so quickly into the unknown.
i thank you for making my worst nightmares have a face..
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ROFL, that's the funniest comment I've read in a LOOONNGG time!!
Do tell: Are we talking Long, skinny and dangly, or are we talking Hefty, fat and round??
So once a scrotum like that makes an appearance do we go about our task at hand or do we excuse ourselves and run for the door?
I saw a video on the net once (this dude obviously had a medical problem) where his sack was about the size of a softball and bloated. He was "pleasuring himself to completion" and it just kept coming and coming... I'm talking about 45 seconds or so of repeated ejaculation. I'm pretty sure it wasn't fake, this dude just had some weird issue. Sounds bizarre to me, but I'm sure I wouldn't film it if I had that issue. You'll be happy to learn I'm of the "normal sack-age" variety!
Whatever happened to sac-boy?
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ahhh sacboy....,
it was dark when i found "sackie"- i quickly younked my hand away and somehow played off the horrified look on my face. i did "finish" the task a hand, but it was then out of pity..yes it was pity poon. THEN he had the NERVE to kick me out of bed saying he had night terrors and chouldnt sleep with someone in his bed. i had to drive home at 1:00 in the morning and i lived about 1 hour away. he never called me - but emailed me about a week later writing some cheese about how neither of us had time for a relationship..so we should just have fun....ummm i wasnt having fun!! i was scar'd forever by the huge sac!! i never bothered talking to him again.
as to the sac that started this all..it was HUGE! bigger then my hand, it dwarfed a already dwarfy rod!! i honestly dont know how he fits it into his underwear. it felt like a giant turkey waddle- with a cuple of small marbles inside.
i fear i shall be single for the rest of my days for i can never escape the memory of... "sacboy".
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This is quite intense, it will haunt me forever......
Exellent Manipulation though....
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Damn that's some freaky look stuff! Excellent work!
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What the hell is that. It has to be one of the strangest things I have ever seen. Great blending. This is one very original piece.
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great concept...it reminds me of a favorite movie of mine 'nightbreed' im sure clive barker would like a grasp of this character called chortle whore from midian...hahaha anyways...great job and i love the texture fills too...AWESOME keep up the good work!!
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I think I had one of those creepy things under my bed a long time ago, 'cause it sure as hell wasn't the boogey man! That would be giving him too much credit. 
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Mwahaha
I can't feel my legs anymore... I think it got mee O_o
funny little rascal though!
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Well done man, kinda looks like a mouldy Yoda!
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ha ha ha... I think you just named your band!!
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Hehehe, we'll have to paint ourselves green every time we play! (and stick cheese and bread to out faces)
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Yyyyyep, I'm pretty much creeped way the hell out now...makes me glad my bed is just a matress on the floor.
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yup. this should be in the dictionary under 'godawfulcreepy'.
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww but yet coolest
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Mother of God! It looks like somebody's leprous scrotum has horribly mutated and become carnivorous!
No, wait... I'm thinking of John Goodman. Fucking goddamn cool manip, nonetheless.
I was reading in an Abnormal Psychology textbook about a guy who'd been beating off to photos of women wrestling with one another for years. Apparently, when on camping trips with his female friends, he'd "jokingly" make suggestions they wrestle eachother. The only way he could even attempt intercourse with his wife was by picturing her wrestling with another woman while she described it to him. Unfortunately, as soon as she stopped talking and they proceded in the normal fashion, he'd lose his boner and they'd have to call it quits.
I have a theory: no matter how disgusting or absurd a concept you think of - and I mean anything - there will be at least one person somewhere on earth who is turned on by it. Go on, give it a try: think of the dumbest, least sexual thing you can. Like popping balloons with a ballpoint pen. I guarantee you somebody, somewhere finds that incredibly arousing. Not stupid enough? Okay, I bet you an all-expenses-paid trip to the VD clinic that there is a guy somewhere out there who sneaks around glueing photos of himself to telegraph poles all over town. He then waits for exactly one week, after which he goes and checks all the photos to see if anyone has drawn a moustache on them with a marker. If he finds a photo of himself with a moustache drawn on, he takes it home and makes love to it. To complete the ritual, he burns the photo and mixes the ashes with his various bodily fluids then deposits the paste into a huge brass tea kettle where it will stay until he uses it to glue more photos of himself to telegraph poles.
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