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Published: 2010-10-25 18:24:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 13080; Favourites: 77; Downloads: 71
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Yes Matilda. She is serious. We are all serious.Go get a job.
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Heh, I like Matilda's "I dun wanna" look in the final panel x)
I like the artwork period, but that in particular I enjoyed.
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She could have been a bus driver. She already has the attitude and nobody would notice even if she didn't wear a disguise.
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Bussing tables? Too big, she'd knock shit over all the time...
Retail? Probably inclined to kill/rough up troublesome customers
Tech support? maybe, depending on her schoolin'
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I dunno about Tech Support. That market is pretty much cornered by Indian monsters right now.
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Damnit, always outsourcing to monster Idia, how the hell are the American monsters to find a job in this economy?
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And don't even get Matilda started on those Mexican monsters...
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F***ing chupacabra's, uncle's livestock never been the same since they moved into the neighborhood.
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Hmm... I sense a string incredibly embarrassing and short lived jobs in your future.
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Haha, we shall soon see.
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Indeed, and it shall truly be sugar-filled happiness. Not for Matilda, but for the little kids at the wherever abusing her.
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*sigh*
I know someone in my family who is just like Matilda in some way
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GET A JOOOOB. I like the second panel, how it's looking down on her from Matilda's height 8D.
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Haha, yeah its a pretty effective view.
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She would kill as a security guard, or a bouncer, but the hours would be murder for her as a parent.
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True suggestions, but also very true drawbacks. They would probably work for her though since she likes bossing people around all the time.
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I'm sure she could get a job as an hit monster. She could charge incredibly high rates that would leave her with both surplus funds to give her ample time for being a parent as well as participate in a socially acceptable reason for eating people.
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Well, even if she could I think Matilda's moral compass stands at the point where she wouldn't eat people even if she could get away with it.
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I suppose so. I guess that kills the secondary idea of her branching out and contracting other monsters to do the actual hits.
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She could do monster themed birthday parties, if she didn't get so easily annoyed.
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Yeah..she wouldn't have to worry about her "suit" coming off that much is for sure.
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SHE HAS NO TIME FOR YOUR SILLY JOBS.
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-Points at a sloth- See Matilda,look at that,Sloth got off his fucking ass and went to a job interview!
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SHE SHOULD....................\
UH.......................................................
SELL DRUGS!
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