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Published: 2011-04-16 15:28:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 15900; Favourites: 94; Downloads: 83
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Even MORE catching up for lost time with yet another page! Lucky you!While Matilda tries to think of something to say to Gordon he proceeds with his first stage of rubbing stuff in her face: presenting his exotic Russian fiancée Sasha, who seems perfectly content texting away on her phone while muttering vague statements when she's addressed. I imagine she has a very heavy accent.
Yes, other countries have monsters too ya know.
Mikey and Sally also get involved. For those of you wondering how Gordon knows about Sally, after the ordeal Matilda I imagined called her parents about it and they ended up telling Gordon when he also called to check in with them (to brag about how well off he is of course).
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Oh God, texting has reached the monster world! Will the plague never end!?
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Ah. A russian serpant chick.
Normally, I find that snakes are much nicer than they are normally made out to be, but Something about her just doesn't bode well.
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For the life of me, I can't stick a Russian accent to her... That " 'ello... " makes my mind give her an English accent... x~x
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It's a monster brand. Of course.
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Why is it that when ever I read what ever Gordon says, I hear Jack Nicholson's voice? 
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Sasha...
Are you related to Godzilla by any chance? Your reptilian skin is like his.
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Sasha is a vision of beauty
I am very jealous.
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Each culture has stuff that makes it cool and they are an interesting people.
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Do monsters have their own terminology for the relatively human term "Douchebag?" Because I'd assume that would be a phrase or word best used to describe Gordon.
Also, Mail order Monster Russian bride?
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Hahaha, I think they use the same terms we do for the most part. So Douchebag would work juts fine.
Also hahaha maybe.
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Hahah, I thought so. There's D-bags in every species I would hope.
Also, a strange question, concerning this stories setting, how is the, uhh, view on "monster/human" "relations" seen as? I ask because the flow of how this comic is running, seems to be going towards...
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That's a good assumption and a good question, I guess I'll use an analogy to lay it out.
Eating humans is regarded as a less favorable and accepted thing by the general monster public (like how racism is a generally frowned upon practice in the human world, though people still teach it and do it).
However Monster/Human relations are seen as very cutting-edge/progressive and heavily encouraged by most but somewhat unwelcome by others, especially older monsters (Like how Gay Rights is quickly gaining widespread acceptance but those that oppose it oppose it very fiercely).
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I suppose that makes sense. A good analogy with gay rights, actual interracial marriage and other progressive movements around the world, personally, I'm all for that, as it shouldn't matter who you love, as long as you do love, since we're here on this planet for such a short time, that it makes arguing the point very silly.
I must say you're doing a fine job with the social interaction between characters. Very believable (for the context of the story, being monsters and humans 
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Haha, thanks bro. More are on the way!
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Hmmm, I can't help but imagine you coould have made the fiance more of a russian monster, maybe look at hthe folk lore and mmythology to see what could have come out of it.
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You make a good point and I guess I was just a bit lazy on that one. Hah, sorry.
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I wouldn't go as far as say lazy but I think it does lack creativity.
Maybe you could add a scene she goes into tha bathroom and metamorphesis into a different monster form. Write as she says its that time, nd she goes into the bathroom, then like 8 hrs klater she coems out of the the bathroom the walls are covered in caccoon goo and she is in a more monsterous form.
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Well all I'll say is this. Later on in the comic I don't think you'll be disappointed. I won't say what goes on but you came pretty close haha.
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Oh I am so awesome!
Haha, well it sounds awesome, your comic is fantastic.
You should consider after gaining even further popularity you should consider grasping at trade paper backs.
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I'm going to self-publish these four chapters as a first "Volume". I think it'd work great as an animated tv show.
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God knows we can use good cartoons, Right nopw I got omnly one I really enjoy.
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I TOTES LUV 2 TEXT. DO U?
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Sasha is cool by my books.
Cause I can't imagine a Russian Monster being bad. At all. In the least bit. :I
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LOL Gordon brought her in like, "Lemme show yall my hot-ass bitch"
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Matilda seems to be far more cuddly than Sasha.
A fact of which I am quite happy about.
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oh god gordon is such an "i want to punch this dude" character
you know how to write a good asshole
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Well thank you. It comes from the experience of being an expert asshole.
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I don't think most would.
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Then why is that chick with him.... I imagine her breaking her phone and finally seeing him as he is... or a big fight between her and Matilda
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Well beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I assume there are folks in this world who are total assholes yet have someone who love their personalites.
Hitler had Eva Braun didn't he?
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yea I see what you mean... I still have no idea what my gf see's in me.
So I'll just leave that as is.... but I don't see things going well with both her and Gordon around... not for Matilda anyway lol
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qick counter strike and say roys yours king beats queen!
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shouldn't it be "hyello" and "da"?
Or is she a secretbrit
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Scratch that I guess the way you pronounce the "e".
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Yeah. Well, you write much more than I do so you probably know what you are doing right?
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Depending on how you pronouce the A it could still work. Or maybe I'm just bad with accents.
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