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Description Artist Commentary: The gang goes out for a day on the town in an attempt to prove that Matilda can be the mother she never wanted to be.

General shenanigans ensue.
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ShadowWing09 [2015-04-12 16:17:38 +0000 UTC]

That poor dog! D=

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SIERRA-116 [2014-12-11 02:56:20 +0000 UTC]

She'd be dead if she harmed ANY of my pets. Like, high-explosive .50 cal BMG to the head, dead.

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Luckysweep [2014-05-31 01:50:53 +0000 UTC]

Comment for:
Mall: not surprising. Have you SEEN some of the people who walk around those normally?
Park: considering I took a Telkhine through one, not surprising either.
But if you eat a dog, at least let it be a stray. They taste better.
Boardwalk: EAT the bird!

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CrazyMorrifangirl [2013-03-08 00:39:44 +0000 UTC]

That seems really out of character. A nice lady like her wouldn't really hurt someone's pet...right? She was just playing with it yes? That is what happened...isn't it?

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ToxicToothpick In reply to CrazyMorrifangirl [2013-03-08 21:44:12 +0000 UTC]

Well she can put on an act but personality wise she is kinda a jerk. The sweet nice part is just her deep down. Plus monster instincts are like: cat/dog/other small animals = snack.

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Rhea9d [2011-06-16 03:08:06 +0000 UTC]

That bird reminds me of the one that got suck in our garage today. It kept beating up against the windo, and we had to help it out.

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Rhea9d In reply to Rhea9d [2011-06-16 03:08:36 +0000 UTC]

Stuck

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Rhea9d In reply to Rhea9d [2011-06-16 03:08:53 +0000 UTC]

Window

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MetalheadRiceFarmer [2011-05-20 04:23:32 +0000 UTC]

Poor doggie.

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Illidan777 [2011-04-29 13:00:47 +0000 UTC]

Poor dog...

Oh well.

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Illidan777 [2011-04-29 17:17:00 +0000 UTC]

lol

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zorgothe [2011-04-01 01:32:04 +0000 UTC]

How old is matillda in human years? Is she a teen or is she in her 20's to 30's?

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ToxicToothpick In reply to zorgothe [2011-04-01 05:21:52 +0000 UTC]

In human years she's hovering around 30.

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PaperMatt202 In reply to ToxicToothpick [2011-04-01 18:08:30 +0000 UTC]

Human years? That makes sense, because she acts more like a lazy teenager who just got out of college.

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PaperMatt202 [2011-03-31 17:26:55 +0000 UTC]

Aww, this is kind of cute! ...Although I have to wonder why nobody points out her tail...

Also, did she really eat that guy's dog?

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ToxicToothpick In reply to PaperMatt202 [2011-04-01 05:23:06 +0000 UTC]

I like to play it off as comedic that she's got a bad disguise and all these obvious things that give away she's a monster but people don't recognize her as one as long as she's wearing an outfit like she is.

And yes she did. While she doesn't eat humans. Pet around her are a bad idea.

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PaperMatt202 In reply to ToxicToothpick [2011-04-01 05:40:44 +0000 UTC]

Funnily enough, it reminds me of another comic I read on deviantART, where a guy who's a demon gets a disguise that makes him look like a pimp. Nobody seems to notice the purple "skin" or the horns, and assume it's part of his pimp attire. To make matters worse, the two girls who hand out with him are always assumed to be hookers because of this.

Poor dog... I hope the little thing at least tasted good.

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TentacleMonsterChu [2011-03-17 16:18:49 +0000 UTC]

She must be a Korean monster.............................. >_> <_< >_>

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ToxicToothpick In reply to TentacleMonsterChu [2011-03-17 16:21:12 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha, noone's offered the explanation yet. Nice one Eric.

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Ziblink [2010-12-22 02:36:25 +0000 UTC]

That does it, that world officially has people even less observant than US intelligence in Iraq.

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Ross-Sanger [2010-11-08 16:25:01 +0000 UTC]

So this is one of those "there can't possibly be a giant dragony monster thing there, so I don't see it, because it can't really be there" situations?

Also: aww, poor doggy!

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Ross-Sanger [2010-11-08 16:41:23 +0000 UTC]

More like "The comedy is people are really dumb, because she wears a few simple people-looking clothes and everyone thinks she's a normal person. Its the classic comedy of a crappy disguise that works surprisingly and unexplainably well.

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Ross-Sanger In reply to ToxicToothpick [2010-11-08 16:43:35 +0000 UTC]

I see. I still like my psychological suppression explanation though, because I'm a massive nerd.

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Sabreur [2010-02-11 10:46:03 +0000 UTC]

The "Where's my dog?" panel made me giggle like an idiot for entirely too long.

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Sabreur [2010-02-11 19:20:25 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you liked it.

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orlyman [2009-12-24 19:00:29 +0000 UTC]

DAT BIRD

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ConcentrationMoon [2009-12-24 04:50:43 +0000 UTC]

WHY IS THERE A BIRD ON MY HEAD

GET THAT BIRD OFF OF MY HEAD

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ToxicToothpick In reply to ConcentrationMoon [2009-12-24 05:06:00 +0000 UTC]

IAN THAT BIRD JUST POOPED ON YOUR HEAD.

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ConcentrationMoon In reply to ToxicToothpick [2009-12-26 07:36:58 +0000 UTC]

WHAT

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Solrac-Sagelliv [2009-12-23 19:35:57 +0000 UTC]

Thank you. The second and third panels are now my wallpaper.

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Solrac-Sagelliv [2009-12-24 01:49:04 +0000 UTC]

Haha---awessoooooooooome.

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rareitor [2009-12-23 14:49:58 +0000 UTC]

doggie treat! *rimshot*

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ToxicToothpick In reply to rareitor [2009-12-24 01:53:37 +0000 UTC]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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rareitor In reply to ToxicToothpick [2009-12-24 01:58:17 +0000 UTC]

lols

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SoulBeatManga [2009-12-23 13:38:49 +0000 UTC]

xD Ahh those panels are so funny, especially the eating of the dog, and poor Roy with a bird on his head lol

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dr-science [2009-12-23 09:15:07 +0000 UTC]

matilda shops at hot topic? AMAZING

also loled forever at the dog

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ToxicToothpick In reply to dr-science [2009-12-24 01:54:23 +0000 UTC]

She has a TORMENTED SOUL AND NOONE UNDERSTANDS HER. No. Just kidding. Hot Topic is for tools. That's why I shop there and Matilda dosn't.

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dr-science In reply to ToxicToothpick [2009-12-24 02:07:09 +0000 UTC]

we don't even have it in australia
sob

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ToxicToothpick In reply to dr-science [2009-12-24 02:39:38 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry...D:>

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dr-science In reply to ToxicToothpick [2009-12-24 02:41:44 +0000 UTC]

HOW CAN I BE A TRENDY ALTERNATIVE TEEN NOW

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ToxicToothpick In reply to dr-science [2009-12-24 02:42:53 +0000 UTC]

If shopping there is being a trendy alternative teen, YOU DON'T WANNA BE ONE.

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dr-science In reply to ToxicToothpick [2009-12-24 02:55:31 +0000 UTC]

YOU'RE JUST CRUSHING MY CREATIVITY

MAYBE WEARING CAT EARS AND A NARUTO HEADBAND IN PUBLIC IS JUST WHAT I WANT TO DO

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ToxicToothpick In reply to dr-science [2009-12-24 05:09:06 +0000 UTC]

URGGGH. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

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Umbri-girl [2009-12-23 07:17:45 +0000 UTC]

Well I guess she has to eat something. She looks so cute eyeing that bird, :I although I feel like she's gonna eat that too or something.

...

HOW DID SHE GET AWAY WITH EATING THE DOG ANYWAY? Isn't that child services guy supposed to be watching closely? XD

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Umbri-girl [2009-12-23 07:45:17 +0000 UTC]

He's new on the job. His mind is probably wandering. And honestly I think in the bottom panel she just finds it amusing that the bird just pooped on his head.

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Pandachu [2009-12-23 07:10:58 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, I love their blank stares in the first panel.

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ToxicToothpick In reply to Pandachu [2009-12-23 07:44:27 +0000 UTC]

The mall.

Boring. Face it.

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Pandachu In reply to ToxicToothpick [2009-12-23 08:16:16 +0000 UTC]

Truth.

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ItemsGuy [2009-12-23 07:08:41 +0000 UTC]

Third panel. Just...Ohgodthirdpanel.

HMMMM I WONDER WHEN THE CONFLICT IS COMING IN

LOOKS LIKE THE PLAN IS GOING A LITTLE TOO WELL

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ToxicToothpick In reply to ItemsGuy [2009-12-23 07:46:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh ho ho ho. CONFLICT IS COMING DEAR FRIEND>

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