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Oh Hi there. What a pleasant surprise to see you here.

Where are we? Oh, it's kind of hard to explain, but basically, we're somewhere at the very fringes of the Universe. Well at least that's how my big Sister's explains it.

How did you get here? Well, doh, you clicked on some link on the Internet right? Me, I just go through a doorway hidden in my big Sister's wardrobe. They don't call her "Aria of the Planetes" for nothing you know. For me, it's one of the fringe benefits of having a big Sister like her. Well look at it this way, at least you don't have to live with her. Between you and me, she's not really as nice as she makes herself out to be, but don't you be telling her that, OK?

Why did I come here? That's simple enough. I come here to "find myself". Everyone needs some "alone time", right? And this is where I come when I need to get away from the mundane and spend some quality time reflecting on the challenges that life presents to me now and again. It's kind of therapeutic is the best I can explain it. Like even chibis need time for self-reflection. "Life" even for us isn't all about fun and games you know. Even I have my serious side.

As for why you're here and listening to my monologue? Well I suppose you were just either bored or curious and clicked on that link right? Yeah, the Internet can lead to some strange and sometimes wonderful places. This happens to be one of them. But don't be expecting any prizes as I don't have any, unless of course, you count having the opportunity of having this discussion with me to be a prize. Well actually, to tell the truth, it's more of a prize for me as I was hoping to have someone to talk to just about now and you just happened to drop in.

By the way, don't fall off the platform. We're really high up at the moment and if you fall ... well let's put it this way: it's a long way down. But then again, you're listening from the safety of your own home from behind a monitor screen. Then again, you never know right? As just by being "here" your reality might have been changed, right? Look on the bright side though, you get to talk to me. Actually, to be more precise, you get to listen to me as we can't really have a dialogue here. Like that's not how it works. So, ha-ha, you're a captive audience and in my most humble opinion, that's the best type of audience. One that can't talk back.

Seriously though, you should know by now that when you come over to this place on the Internet, literally anything can happen because over here we get to redefine your reality, if even for a short moment in time. That's the power of words and images. It opens up your mind to other possibilities. And if you think about it for a moment, that's not necessarily a bad thing, right? After all, I know for a fact that your life is pretty routine - probably. Like I'm probably pretty accurate when I state that you probably live a pretty mundane kind of life. You don't get to do all the exciting and possibly impossible things that I get to do on a fairly regular basis, so it just might be possible that you came here just to experience the "impossible".

Well, consider this. This is your lucky day then!

For the moment, until you click away from this place and go somewhere else on the Internet, I get the opportunity to alter your perception of reality for just a moment. And it's perfectly safe too. You don't need to inhale any illegal substances here just to get a perk.

Yeah, I'm talking about drugs. You know, LSD and the like. Not that I've have any, like I don't do drugs. OK, may be I've sniffed glue, but only because I was helping chibi Gumi assemble her robots. Yeah, they are plastic kits and you need to use that liquid glue that comes in a bottle with a brush that smells like cyanoacrylate, better known as "super glue". Yeah you don't want to get that stuff onto your fingers, and seriously, if you do get it on your fingers, don't try to be picking your nose at the same time like what chibi Miku did the other day. It's really hard explaining how that happened at the emergency room at the hospital.

Trust me I know ...

By the way, it's no use calling her a "retard" either when that happens. Seriously, it doesn't help. In fact it exacerbates the problem. Just imagine the scene at the emergency ward that night when it happened. Sorry I have no photo as we didn't think at the time to take one. But basically, we were all there, chibi Miku, chibi Gumi and me of course. Naturally I had to do all the talking as usual as one had her finger stuck in her nose and that made talking hard; besides she's a retard to be in that predicament in the first place. Then the other one, saying she had a handle on the situation and had even brought the bottle of cyanoacrylate with her to show the doctors so that they'll know what to do, as she put it. Well actually she was the other retard as she just had to open the bottle to show the doctor the substance in the bottle. Like those guys have PhDs, right? They can read a label right? Well basically, and you probably guessed it, she had to spill the bottle. So she ended up with the bottle stuck to one hand and the other one stuck to Miku as being the other retard, she tried to help her with her free hand and they basically stuck their hands together.

Whoopee-doo, so now the retards are stuck together holding hands, with one having one finger stuck up her nostrils. But it gets worse, seriously, you'll think those two would have got it figured out not to touch anything by now right? Oh, no chibi Gumi just had to get at what she claimed to be a mosquito bite on her inner thigh so she uses her free hand, the one that the bottle of glue was stuck to, to scratch. So now her hand is stuck between her legs in a most compromising position. In fact, truth be told, her skirt was partially lifted which meant that now everyone in the room could see her panties. And of course being a total retard she had to wear ones decorated with carrots ...

But it gets worse. And you thought it couldn't get worse right? Well it did. The nurse tried to help. BIG MISTAKE.

Let me put it this way. The nurse was kinda young, in fact she had only just graduated she told us later, but she was pretty and built like Haku. Well, I can't really explain how it happened. I don't think anyone could. But somehow those two retards managed to stick the hands that they were holding together, which if you remembered were stuck together, somehow, and it totally defies all logic but it did happen. Well let's just say that there was an excess of glue and they managed to get their hands stuck down this pretty nurse's cleavage.

Just about now the Doctor did a face-palm but at least he didn't have any super glue on his hands as that would have been too hilarious, or may be sad. What about me you ask? Well you see, I'm smart and they're not. I was safely out of reach on the other side of the examination table. So to sum up so far. Chibi Miku had one finger on one hand stuck up her nostril. Chibi Gumi had one hand stuck to the bottle of glue and that hand was now stuck to her inner thigh.

You know honestly, it's very unladylike to scratch yourself there with your hands anyway, like the proper way to scratch there is to rub your thighs together - which by the way you want to do with no guys around as they give you really strange looks when you do stuff like that. Kind of creepy if you ask me. But anyway, those two retards managed to get their free hands which aren't really free, stuck to each other and also stuck down this nurse's cleavage.

Lemme put it this way. It took all my concentration not to laugh out loud as that would have been most inappropriate as after all, I didn't want the doctor to get a poor impression of me. But honestly, I think he was having the same problem too as he was kind of making choking noises at this point.

But it gets even worse can you believe?

Well he took out a scalpel and said that he'll use that to pry off the stuck appendages. Now somehow, chibi Miku got the impression that this meant that he was going to amputate a limb and without anesthetics. So she started panicking and pulling which somehow threw chibi Gumi towards the doctor who was holding the scalpel and she got accidentally pricked and started to bleed. Seeing the blood she fainted and became a dead weight and fell to the floor taking the nurse's dress and bra with her as she fell. On the plus side, the nurse was now free but naked except for her panties and she accidentally turned around and so the doctor saw everything. I mean seriously, he's a doctor and has probably seen plenty of naked women and he wasn't making a fuss but she did. As with all Japanese women who get seen naked by men she slugged him. Now this was bad as he had that scalpel in his hands and those things are sharp. Plus they can cut like a samurai sword.

Anyway, he fell back when she slugged him and the knife went flying up towards the ceiling and bounced off something in the ceiling. I think it was the lights as the room went dark, but not before I saw the knife flying towards chibi Miku. More specifically, these were now flashing like they do whenever she's really distressed and the knife, you just got to know where that went right? Yep it hit her light and of course that thing went BOOM.

So now the hospital is thinking that there was a terrorist attack and sirens and stuff went off and people were running around all over the place. I ducked under the examination table. I figured since those things are made of stainless steel that it would be pretty safe there. But people started running in and somehow they shoved that half naked nurse on top of the doctor that she decked earlier so when the emergency lights came on ... this was a hospital right, like they do have emergency lights. Well anyway, it was quite a sight.

Chibi Gumi was on the floor with one hand stuck between her thigh and her skirt flipped. She was stuck next to chibi Miku who was pulled down on top of her when chibi Gumi fell. And at this point she was straddling chibi Gumi and in the confusion she had pulled out the finger stuck to her nostril and now she had a nose bleed and she was bleeding all over chibi Gumi. To make things worse she had pulled the scalpel out of her headset so it looked like she was murdering chibi Gumi.

The nurse was on top of the doctor in a very compromising position and he was still groggy when everyone came in and really didn't know what was happening but somehow he managed to grab her boobs. This was bad as she screamed and she was screaming at the same time as when the hospital security men yelled at chibi Miku to put down the scalpel. Mean time, I shuck behind the strongest point of the examination table as I just knew what would happen next.

You see the hospital security men had tazers, but chibi Miku thought they had guns and you just don't pull out anything that looks remotely like a gun at chibi Miku as she's armed to the teeth with MikuMiku stun grenades. Well she started tossing them but her aim was off as she only had one free hand (she pulled out the pin with her teeth like they do in the movies). She threw three. One towards the security men. One somehow got flipped towards the nurse and the doctor and the last one she dropped as chibi Gumi had just woken up and accidentally tugged chibi Miku when she came around. So ...

BOOM - the security men and some of the other staff got blown out of the room.

BOOM - the nurse sitting on top of the doctor was knocked unconscious and fell on top of him and he just had to catch her fall with both hands on her boobs, again.

BOOM - the last grenade knocked out chibi Gumi and chibi Miku and being stuck together in a position that can best be described as "compromising".

At this point the SWAT team arrived - just like on TV with gas masks on, helmets and assault rifles. Well at that point I came out from behind the examination table and they wanted to know if there were any casualties and where the terrorists went. I told them matter-of-factually that there weren't any "terrorists", if they wanted to find terrorists, they should look in either Afghanistan or Pakistan or any other country which name ends in a "stan".

All we had here, I took great pains to explain to them ... were two lesbian chibi retards, a promiscuous intern nurse who was trying to seduce a doctor by throwing herself naked at him and a hentai doctor who was still groping a woman young enough to be his daughter. Fortunately they were all still unconscious from the explosion when I was explaining these things ... which is why I'm here, as I thought it might be a good idea to hide here until things have cooled down a bit. *wink*

Other than that, thanks for allowing me to share my thoughts with you. I appreciate you listening to me. So till we meet again, "Sayonara"!

CREDITS
Chibi IA - Mqdl/Kiyo
Stage - fav.me/d6845oi
backdrop - desktop wallpaper
MME: S5 Skin Shader / Object Luminous / Full Simple Soft Shadow.

Disclaimer:
To make it clear, when chibi IA uses the word "retard" she is not disrespecting disabled people, just the target of her comments. I raised this point as someone wrote saying that she felt that the word was disrespectful to disabled people and I wanted to clarify that, that is not the intent.

Dictionary definition: oxforddictionaries.com/us/defi…

Description
Oh Hi there. What a pleasant surprise to see you here.

Where are we? Oh, it's kind of hard to explain, but basically, we're somewhere at the very fringes of the Universe. Well at least that's how my big Sister's explains it.

How did you get here? Well, doh, you clicked on some link on the Internet right? Me, I just go through a doorway hidden in my big Sister's wardrobe. They don't call her "Aria of the Planetes" for nothing you know. For me, it's one of the fringe benefits of having a big Sister like her. Well look at it this way, at least you don't have to live with her. Between you and me, she's not really as nice as she makes herself out to be, but don't you be telling her that, OK?

Why did I come here? That's simple enough. I come here to "find myself". Everyone needs some "alone time", right? And this is where I come when I need to get away from the mundane and spend some quality time reflecting on the challenges that life presents to me now and again. It's kind of therapeutic is the best I can explain it. Like even chibis need time for self-reflection. "Life" even for us isn't all about fun and games you know. Even I have my serious side.

As for why you're here and listening to my monologue? Well I suppose you were just either bored or curious and clicked on that link right? Yeah, the Internet can lead to some strange and sometimes wonderful places. This happens to be one of them. But don't be expecting any prizes as I don't have any, unless of course, you count having the opportunity of having this discussion with me to be a prize. Well actually, to tell the truth, it's more of a prize for me as I was hoping to have someone to talk to just about now and you just happened to drop in.

By the way, don't fall off the platform. We're really high up at the moment and if you fall ... well let's put it this way: it's a long way down. But then again, you're listening from the safety of your own home from behind a monitor screen. Then again, you never know right? As just by being "here" your reality might have been changed, right? Look on the bright side though, you get to talk to me. Actually, to be more precise, you get to listen to me as we can't really have a dialogue here. Like that's not how it works. So, ha-ha, you're a captive audience and in my most humble opinion, that's the best type of audience. One that can't talk back.

Seriously though, you should know by now that when you come over to this place on the Internet, literally anything can happen because over here we get to redefine your reality, if even for a short moment in time. That's the power of words and images. It opens up your mind to other possibilities. And if you think about it for a moment, that's not necessarily a bad thing, right? After all, I know for a fact that your life is pretty routine - probably. Like I'm probably pretty accurate when I state that you probably live a pretty mundane kind of life. You don't get to do all the exciting and possibly impossible things that I get to do on a fairly regular basis, so it just might be possible that you came here just to experience the "impossible".

Well, consider this. This is your lucky day then!

For the moment, until you click away from this place and go somewhere else on the Internet, I get the opportunity to alter your perception of reality for just a moment. And it's perfectly safe too. You don't need to inhale any illegal substances here just to get a perk.

Yeah, I'm talking about drugs. You know, LSD and the like. Not that I've have any, like I don't do drugs. OK, may be I've sniffed glue, but only because I was helping chibi Gumi assemble her robots. Yeah, they are plastic kits and you need to use that liquid glue that comes in a bottle with a brush that smells like cyanoacrylate, better known as "super glue". Yeah you don't want to get that stuff onto your fingers, and seriously, if you do get it on your fingers, don't try to be picking your nose at the same time like what chibi Miku did the other day. It's really hard explaining how that happened at the emergency room at the hospital.

Trust me I know ...

By the way, it's no use calling her a "retard" either when that happens. Seriously, it doesn't help. In fact it exacerbates the problem. Just imagine the scene at the emergency ward that night when it happened. Sorry I have no photo as we didn't think at the time to take one. But basically, we were all there, chibi Miku, chibi Gumi and me of course. Naturally I had to do all the talking as usual as one had her finger stuck in her nose and that made talking hard; besides she's a retard to be in that predicament in the first place. Then the other one, saying she had a handle on the situation and had even brought the bottle of cyanoacrylate with her to show the doctors so that they'll know what to do, as she put it. Well actually she was the other retard as she just had to open the bottle to show the doctor the substance in the bottle. Like those guys have PhDs, right? They can read a label right? Well basically, and you probably guessed it, she had to spill the bottle. So she ended up with the bottle stuck to one hand and the other one stuck to Miku as being the other retard, she tried to help her with her free hand and they basically stuck their hands together.

Whoopee-doo, so now the retards are stuck together holding hands, with one having one finger stuck up her nostrils. But it gets worse, seriously, you'll think those two would have got it figured out not to touch anything by now right? Oh, no chibi Gumi just had to get at what she claimed to be a mosquito bite on her inner thigh so she uses her free hand, the one that the bottle of glue was stuck to, to scratch. So now her hand is stuck between her legs in a most compromising position. In fact, truth be told, her skirt was partially lifted which meant that now everyone in the room could see her panties. And of course being a total retard she had to wear ones decorated with carrots ...

But it gets worse. And you thought it couldn't get worse right? Well it did. The nurse tried to help. BIG MISTAKE.

Let me put it this way. The nurse was kinda young, in fact she had only just graduated she told us later, but she was pretty and built like Haku. Well, I can't really explain how it happened. I don't think anyone could. But somehow those two retards managed to stick the hands that they were holding together, which if you remembered were stuck together, somehow, and it totally defies all logic but it did happen. Well let's just say that there was an excess of glue and they managed to get their hands stuck down this pretty nurse's cleavage.

Just about now the Doctor did a face-palm but at least he didn't have any super glue on his hands as that would have been too hilarious, or may be sad. What about me you ask? Well you see, I'm smart and they're not. I was safely out of reach on the other side of the examination table. So to sum up so far. Chibi Miku had one finger on one hand stuck up her nostril. Chibi Gumi had one hand stuck to the bottle of glue and that hand was now stuck to her inner thigh.

You know honestly, it's very unladylike to scratch yourself there with your hands anyway, like the proper way to scratch there is to rub your thighs together - which by the way you want to do with no guys around as they give you really strange looks when you do stuff like that. Kind of creepy if you ask me. But anyway, those two retards managed to get their free hands which aren't really free, stuck to each other and also stuck down this nurse's cleavage.

Lemme put it this way. It took all my concentration not to laugh out loud as that would have been most inappropriate as after all, I didn't want the doctor to get a poor impression of me. But honestly, I think he was having the same problem too as he was kind of making choking noises at this point.

But it gets even worse can you believe?

Well he took out a scalpel and said that he'll use that to pry off the stuck appendages. Now somehow, chibi Miku got the impression that this meant that he was going to amputate a limb and without anesthetics. So she started panicking and pulling which somehow threw chibi Gumi towards the doctor who was holding the scalpel and she got accidentally pricked and started to bleed. Seeing the blood she fainted and became a dead weight and fell to the floor taking the nurse's dress and bra with her as she fell. On the plus side, the nurse was now free but naked except for her panties and she accidentally turned around and so the doctor saw everything. I mean seriously, he's a doctor and has probably seen plenty of naked women and he wasn't making a fuss but she did. As with all Japanese women who get seen naked by men she slugged him. Now this was bad as he had that scalpel in his hands and those things are sharp. Plus they can cut like a samurai sword.

Anyway, he fell back when she slugged him and the knife went flying up towards the ceiling and bounced off something in the ceiling. I think it was the lights as the room went dark, but not before I saw the knife flying towards chibi Miku. More specifically, these were now flashing like they do whenever she's really distressed and the knife, you just got to know where that went right? Yep it hit her light and of course that thing went BOOM.

So now the hospital is thinking that there was a terrorist attack and sirens and stuff went off and people were running around all over the place. I ducked under the examination table. I figured since those things are made of stainless steel that it would be pretty safe there. But people started running in and somehow they shoved that half naked nurse on top of the doctor that she decked earlier so when the emergency lights came on ... this was a hospital right, like they do have emergency lights. Well anyway, it was quite a sight.

Chibi Gumi was on the floor with one hand stuck between her thigh and her skirt flipped. She was stuck next to chibi Miku who was pulled down on top of her when chibi Gumi fell. And at this point she was straddling chibi Gumi and in the confusion she had pulled out the finger stuck to her nostril and now she had a nose bleed and she was bleeding all over chibi Gumi. To make things worse she had pulled the scalpel out of her headset so it looked like she was murdering chibi Gumi.

The nurse was on top of the doctor in a very compromising position and he was still groggy when everyone came in and really didn't know what was happening but somehow he managed to grab her boobs. This was bad as she screamed and she was screaming at the same time as when the hospital security men yelled at chibi Miku to put down the scalpel. Mean time, I shuck behind the strongest point of the examination table as I just knew what would happen next.

You see the hospital security men had tazers, but chibi Miku thought they had guns and you just don't pull out anything that looks remotely like a gun at chibi Miku as she's armed to the teeth with MikuMiku stun grenades. Well she started tossing them but her aim was off as she only had one free hand (she pulled out the pin with her teeth like they do in the movies). She threw three. One towards the security men. One somehow got flipped towards the nurse and the doctor and the last one she dropped as chibi Gumi had just woken up and accidentally tugged chibi Miku when she came around. So ...

BOOM - the security men and some of the other staff got blown out of the room.

BOOM - the nurse sitting on top of the doctor was knocked unconscious and fell on top of him and he just had to catch her fall with both hands on her boobs, again.

BOOM - the last grenade knocked out chibi Gumi and chibi Miku and being stuck together in a position that can best be described as "compromising".

At this point the SWAT team arrived - just like on TV with gas masks on, helmets and assault rifles. Well at that point I came out from behind the examination table and they wanted to know if there were any casualties and where the terrorists went. I told them matter-of-factually that there weren't any "terrorists", if they wanted to find terrorists, they should look in either Afghanistan or Pakistan or any other country which name ends in a "stan".

All we had here, I took great pains to explain to them ... were two lesbian chibi retards, a promiscuous intern nurse who was trying to seduce a doctor by throwing herself naked at him and a hentai doctor who was still groping a woman young enough to be his daughter. Fortunately they were all still unconscious from the explosion when I was explaining these things ... which is why I'm here, as I thought it might be a good idea to hide here until things have cooled down a bit. *wink*

Other than that, thanks for allowing me to share my thoughts with you. I appreciate you listening to me. So till we meet again, "Sayonara"!

CREDITS
Chibi IA - Mqdl/Kiyo
Stage - fav.me/d6845oi
backdrop - desktop wallpaper
MME: S5 Skin Shader / Object Luminous / Full Simple Soft Shadow.

Disclaimer:
To make it clear, when chibi IA uses the word "retard" she is not disrespecting disabled people, just the target of her comments. I raised this point as someone wrote saying that she felt that the word was disrespectful to disabled people and I wanted to clarify that, that is not the intent.

Dictionary definition: oxforddictionaries.com/us/defi…