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“This...noodle soup. It is no good, tastes cheap. My mother can make good soup, we will meet her when we go to Russia. Is the beer cheap too, husband?”
"Well, I - alright, first off, I’m not entirely sure I am ready to meet your mother or go to Russia with you when this…this ‘legal union’ has only been for ONE DAY! And second, this was not cheap!"
"Okay. Tonight, we fix not-cheap bikes, we stay at cheap motel, we drink cheap American beer, we uh…’rvat’; we empty insides, we punch baby men when they find us, we - "
"Wait, WHAT MEN WHO WILL FIND US?!"
"Yes! We punch them and we wait to be sober and then leave in middle of night. Is good plan!"
There's a subplot here about Medic ending up married one day out of nowhere to a random Heavy (in Vegas or something, it's so easy to get married in Vegas isn't it?) - who so happens to be part of a biker gang or something. Shenanigans involving getting roped up with said gang and their situations ensue.
Reblog Here: uberchain.tumblr.com/post/1106…

Female Heavy/Engineer by Chemicalalia (Enhanced Femgineer by Dragara)
Enhanced Soldier by Maxxy
Female Pyro by Corvalho
Casual Medic by Sarcasmosaur

Enhanced Brutal Bouffant by Maxxy
The Backup Jacket by Sparkwire/BADGERPIG
Pyro's Bike by Corvalho
The Boiling Broth by Statyk/ZeNewDragon
Mann Couture Watch by Gigazelle

Description

“This...noodle soup. It is no good, tastes cheap. My mother can make good soup, we will meet her when we go to Russia. Is the beer cheap too, husband?”
"Well, I - alright, first off, I’m not entirely sure I am ready to meet your mother or go to Russia with you when this…this ‘legal union’ has only been for ONE DAY! And second, this was not cheap!"
"Okay. Tonight, we fix not-cheap bikes, we stay at cheap motel, we drink cheap American beer, we uh…’rvat’; we empty insides, we punch baby men when they find us, we - "
"Wait, WHAT MEN WHO WILL FIND US?!"
"Yes! We punch them and we wait to be sober and then leave in middle of night. Is good plan!"
There's a subplot here about Medic ending up married one day out of nowhere to a random Heavy (in Vegas or something, it's so easy to get married in Vegas isn't it?) - who so happens to be part of a biker gang or something. Shenanigans involving getting roped up with said gang and their situations ensue.
Reblog Here: uberchain.tumblr.com/post/1106…

Female Heavy/Engineer by Chemicalalia (Enhanced Femgineer by Dragara)
Enhanced Soldier by Maxxy
Female Pyro by Corvalho
Casual Medic by Sarcasmosaur

Enhanced Brutal Bouffant by Maxxy
The Backup Jacket by Sparkwire/BADGERPIG
Pyro's Bike by Corvalho
The Boiling Broth by Statyk/ZeNewDragon
Mann Couture Watch by Gigazelle