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Severe Ice Cream Deficiency Syndrome has been on an unchecked rise in America since 1964, reaching epidemic proportions today. Doctors, we implore you to check your female patients for SICDS warning signs such as: upper arms you can circle with both your hands, muffinless top, and denial of SICDS as a legitimate medical condition.
Once you have you have diagnosed them, quarantine them in a room with the most advanced treatment machinery available: Cream King 200 Gallon Refrigerated Storage Tank, and Cream King FF-816 Soft Serve Dispenser with EZ-Serv Flex Hose. Restrain the patient and administer ice cream until navel depth reaches a safe 7 inches.
Doctor, do your part to stop the insidious spread of SICDS!
*This study funded in part by Cream King Stainless Steelworks LLC, Trenton, New Jersey.
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Perhaps a little inspired by the gift story I did for you~?
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I think this was from an older thread- Sept 2012 :]
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Oh gosh, not mufflinless tops! Such a severe deformity could only be caused by SICDS!
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Awww that is some bad issue to have, but at least quick to fix...
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"small".
But seriously, this is something that the U.S. health department REALLY needs to fix. Β
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Strangely, the U.S. Health Department won't confirm the existence of SICDS. BUT WHY? Wake up sheeple!
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Her breasts are only the size of her head for Christs sake.
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Agreed! Β It's a pandemic! Β You would not BELIEVE the cases I've seen of SICDS. Β You may have been being sarcastic about the lack of hips and bust, but these girls legitimately are stick figures. Β If only I were certified to administer treatment...
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That this IS skinny by Woot standards is but one of the many reasons I love your work.
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The thickening trend has been noticeable.Β
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It's a noble medical mission, and you are to be saluted for providing us with the techniques to amend this unfortunate malady.
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Oh yeah, can't forget those.
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Your dedication to eradicating this scourge of the XXXXXX... XL size aisles at clothing stores is to be admired.Β
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I might just be making it worse!
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I hope it's not contagious. And I'd love to help you curing all these patients.
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Luckily Cream King builds theΒ FF-816 Soft Serve Dispensers with controls so intuitive, a fast-food worker can operate them!
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That's good. Maybe that way we can control the disease.
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It's practically an epidemic.
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I'd love to treat her. I'm also happy just looking at her; another of your cuties, even if smaller than many.
One assumes that the funding is from a totally disinterested company (HAH!).
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No conflicting interests here!
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Some one needs to fatten her up.
She's way too skinny.
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Luckily there's a team of medical professionals armed with the latest in Cream King's SICDS-fighting dispensers.
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this woman is terribly Ill. She needs treatment stat.
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Prep theΒ FF-816 Soft Serve Dispenser. I need that vanilla flowing or we're gonna lose her!
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Doctor I dont thing vanilla is going to do it. We need butter pecan or triple fudge ripple flowing stat.
she is wasting a way.
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Chunky Monkey might just do it! 'course, someone'll need to get the other dispenser-
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regardless she needs something much stronger than vanilla. Birthday cake flavored will do it. Hopefully the doctor will begin the operation soon.
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You guys are so weird, but I agree
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just wondering, did u give up on ur other comics...?
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Something I love about your written work is that you keep your tongue firmly in your cheek
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This isn't just him being tongue-in-cheek, this is him ripping out his tongue and throwing it into the abyss inside his cheeks. And I love it.
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It's good to dial up the ridiculousness every once in a while.
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Oh yes - heck, I'm writing a mad scientist story now, with terrible accent and utter ignoring of the laws of physics, but I've found it to be a welcome reprieve from trying to keep things grounded.Β Sometimes, you just have to be a goofball and have a bit of fun
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Can I donate to the SICDS charity fund? Are there any rewards for donating enough? :3c
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Make all checks payable toΒ Cream King Stainless Steelworks LLC.Β
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One of the unfortunate but unavoidable side effects of treatment.
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I remember seeing this series on BBWchan. Excited to see it reposted here. It's one of my favorites!
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Cool. It's a silly one but very to-the-point!
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The fact that this pic is titled "part 1" has me bouncing with anticipation.
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Hah- it's very clear about where it's going :]
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