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Severe Ice Cream Deficiency Syndrome has been on an unchecked rise in America since 1964, reaching epidemic proportions today. Doctors, we implore you to check your female patients for SICDS warning signs such as: upper arms you can circle with both your hands, muffinless top, and denial of SICDS as a legitimate medical condition.
Once you have you have diagnosed them, quarantine them in a room with the most advanced treatment machinery available: Cream King 200 Gallon Refrigerated Storage Tank, and Cream King FF-816 Soft Serve Dispenser with EZ-Serv Flex Hose. Restrain the patient and administer ice cream until navel depth reaches a safe 7 inches.
Doctor, do your part to stop the insidious spread of SICDS!
*This study funded in part by Cream King Stainless Steelworks LLC, Trenton, New Jersey.
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Comments: 87
Bound is actually an apt description.
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I feel educated and ready to Contribute to Societyβ’
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Knowing is half the battle. The other half involves large quantities of ice cream.
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i know a great place near here that could really use the business of buying half of their entire stock
i am going to go on a business trip
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The real tragedy was that she didn't even know!
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Should we play a Sarah McLachlan song for thisΒ tragic moment?
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we need an ice cream tanker ASAP!
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Oh...yeah. Although I appreciated the tongue-in-cheek humor on this one, I can't shake my dislike for the coercive/rapey overtones of force feeding. I guess this is to say, I'm glad you don't do this type of thing very often/did it as a gag.
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Force feeding is something that's hard to handle because it's so nakedly fetishy. It's not a great fit with my normally softcore leanings.
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*nods*
"Softcore" stuff is a lot more fun/easier to handle for me too. Also, one could make terrible terrible puns about softcore in the context of fluffy ladies.
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Luckily Cream King is there to lend a helping hand.
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Ice Cream King Steel Works?
Trying tomake money creating sturdier beds, I presume.
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Or to profit from regular soft-serve machines upsold as medical equipment.
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You can only make so much on those
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Can I do something? Buy a banana split for her maybe......
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The good times are about to start rolling!! :3
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Oh, there'll be rolls, alright...
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I want to make sure people know about SICDS in case I ever want to reference it again.
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Here ladies and gentlemen is what woot considers to be a 'small' chest and 'narrow' hips. Guess when compared to the other gals of his world they are smallish. I wish that was the world we lived in.
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