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Published: 2009-07-21 01:09:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 6376; Favourites: 99; Downloads: 420
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Description Note the multiple blades for extra viciousness! When you aren't busy slashing and/or decapitating people you can use those for chopping carrots or something.

Going to see if I can't get this sucker modeled and textured by the end of tomorrow. Criticism welcome.
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Comments: 22

IronBroFst [2015-03-09 20:01:38 +0000 UTC]

This is hardcore!

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TheMonkeysUnkle [2013-03-25 12:06:33 +0000 UTC]

I've seen more impractical swords. Some of them are downright silly.

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Kaptain-Kefiah [2012-11-17 07:37:41 +0000 UTC]

mmmh, this sword is evidently of the Falchion(western one-edged chopper) family, a bladed guard is not necessarly stupid but it should be longer to protect the hand properly and be deadly when you punch with it, the rear guard may be used to trap an opponent's weapon but should have a horizontal part to protect the wrist, the serrated part is redundant and decreases the cutting power, it should stay on the non-edged side so it can work like a combat knife when you stab, and it should have a bit more weight on the point, to increase the force of the slash.

however not bad art.

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Clojo-733 [2010-11-14 12:54:29 +0000 UTC]

Great for chopping turnips AND smiting your enemies! o3o
A valuable item to have when Ned Flanders comes over! (if you watch simpsons you'll get the joke!)

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ZackF In reply to Clojo-733 [2010-11-15 17:37:16 +0000 UTC]

Haha, I think I know what you're talking about. Crazy ol' Flanders.

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Clojo-733 In reply to ZackF [2010-11-15 18:52:18 +0000 UTC]

Diddly!

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haius [2009-07-22 19:51:58 +0000 UTC]

But wait! If you call now, we'll throw in not ONE Highly Impractical Sword (tm) but TWO! For only $19.99! This offer won't last! Call now!

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ZackF In reply to haius [2009-07-23 18:47:26 +0000 UTC]

Haha, nice!

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Jaarvinous [2009-07-21 23:20:29 +0000 UTC]

Seems pretty sexy. <3
It'd be amazing to see in combat, and in the kitchen

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ZackF In reply to Jaarvinous [2009-07-22 01:37:49 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I imagine it could have a variety of household uses, mustache trimming and so forth.

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Chief-Slaya [2009-07-21 12:28:09 +0000 UTC]

that is awesome 0o0

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ZackF In reply to Chief-Slaya [2009-07-21 12:34:38 +0000 UTC]

Domo arigato.

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Chief-Slaya In reply to ZackF [2009-07-21 12:59:02 +0000 UTC]

douzou yoroshiku (did I spell that right?

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AIBoobPicsForSale [2009-07-21 10:08:38 +0000 UTC]

I like how it looks quite heavy, but not unrealistically so.

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ZackF In reply to AIBoobPicsForSale [2009-07-21 12:46:37 +0000 UTC]

Thanks man, it does seem just heavy enough to cause a lot of damage.

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HunterKi11er [2009-07-21 06:22:33 +0000 UTC]

Nice one, mang.

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ZackF In reply to HunterKi11er [2009-07-21 12:32:59 +0000 UTC]

Thanks broski.

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davincipoppalag [2009-07-21 01:14:09 +0000 UTC]

This looks like a Gil Hibben Knife creation...great stuff Cap'n

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ZackF In reply to davincipoppalag [2009-07-21 01:27:10 +0000 UTC]

Just looked him up, those are some crazy designs! Even Crocodile Dundee would take a step back from seeing one of those. Thanks Dave!

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davincipoppalag In reply to ZackF [2009-07-21 09:37:42 +0000 UTC]

Yea he's pretty imaginative..

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EDWARDT93 [2009-07-21 01:10:09 +0000 UTC]

the style reminds me of prince of persia (:

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ZackF In reply to EDWARDT93 [2009-07-21 01:35:43 +0000 UTC]

You're right, it does look a bit like the newest Prince of Persia. Mostly because of the strong outlines, I think. Thanks.

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