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Anatomical-Automaton — How to Write A Good Fanfiction
Published: 2011-09-09 08:29:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 3018; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 15
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Step one: Don't write one.
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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to ??? [2012-01-08 04:43:24 +0000 UTC]

The human race is both a terrible and a beautiful thing. Sometimes at the same time.

Let's just hope we don't get 1,000 serial killers in one generation, as impossible as the odds are for that...

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JustZoni In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2012-01-08 04:46:08 +0000 UTC]

Why not? They could eliminate a little bit of that frightening humanity for us.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to JustZoni [2012-01-08 04:49:50 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I somehow doubt they'd all be fans of the Dexter Morgan School of Killing People.

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JustZoni In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2012-01-08 04:56:10 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps, but they'd still more than likely help to raise the collective I.Q. of the planet. Also, it'd be better if they weren't all fans of Dexter. After all, that many serial killers... they'd wind up raising the price of black trash bags.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to JustZoni [2012-01-08 19:26:05 +0000 UTC]

You think so, but serial killers usually like interesting targets...

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JustZoni In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2012-01-08 19:26:53 +0000 UTC]

Not always. I find serial killers fascinating. Sometimes, they just go for easy prey.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to JustZoni [2012-01-08 19:30:24 +0000 UTC]

I was going to make that allowance, seeing as some serial killers roll like that, but... Hmm...

Depends on what they find to be "easy", really. Situation convenience and all than...

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JustZoni In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2012-01-08 19:31:26 +0000 UTC]

Young serial killers are interesting, as they are a study in opportunistic killing.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to JustZoni [2012-01-08 19:43:54 +0000 UTC]

Well, yeah, they're not like the killers who take steroids and are buffed up for any situation.

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JustZoni In reply to Jester-of-the-Clown [2012-01-08 19:46:50 +0000 UTC]

Very true. You are interesting to talk to, by the way. Thank you for telling me off.

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Jester-of-the-Clown In reply to JustZoni [2012-01-08 20:20:04 +0000 UTC]

Mm. You're welcome...

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Anatomical-Automaton In reply to ??? [2011-09-11 22:27:56 +0000 UTC]

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dumpstercake In reply to ??? [2011-09-09 22:50:28 +0000 UTC]

The issue isn't that the concept of fan fiction is a bad one. It's just that good writers often prefer to invent their own worlds and characters rather than using someone else's.

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Anatomical-Automaton In reply to dumpstercake [2011-09-10 03:52:04 +0000 UTC]

Cold hard facts there.

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BirdBark In reply to ??? [2011-09-09 20:55:22 +0000 UTC]

Damn, I've been doing it wrong all this time!

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Anatomical-Automaton In reply to BirdBark [2011-09-10 03:54:05 +0000 UTC]

Shame on you!

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Teyann In reply to ??? [2011-09-09 20:19:00 +0000 UTC]

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Mo8 In reply to ??? [2011-09-09 19:46:38 +0000 UTC]

lol that wipes out half of Barnes and nobles' fiction section. You'd be surprised how much that stuff gets published.

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Anatomical-Automaton In reply to Mo8 [2011-09-10 03:54:58 +0000 UTC]

"There has been a reason why Sara has stopped indulging herself in novels recently..."

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Mo8 In reply to Anatomical-Automaton [2011-09-10 06:26:55 +0000 UTC]

That's a pity, some of them are really rather good.
"Abuse doesn't take away from use" as the saying goes.

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Anatomical-Automaton In reply to Mo8 [2011-09-10 16:45:08 +0000 UTC]

I guess its just from experience and personal taste that I prefer authors to write their own stories and characters. Not adopt someone else.

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Mo8 In reply to Anatomical-Automaton [2011-09-11 01:42:09 +0000 UTC]

I enjoy both. I think they each have their merits. I mean to be able to fit into the mind of the previous author and do the original justice while bringing your own ideas to the picture is its own challenge.

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Anatomical-Automaton In reply to Mo8 [2011-09-11 22:30:18 +0000 UTC]

Yeah I suppose you're right on that.
Either way I just wanted to make this after seeing something similar.

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FairyLy In reply to ??? [2011-09-09 17:06:17 +0000 UTC]

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Anatomical-Automaton In reply to FairyLy [2011-09-10 03:56:03 +0000 UTC]

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Jin-Kurazama In reply to ??? [2011-09-09 17:03:53 +0000 UTC]

I have to say I sort of saw it coming.

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Anatomical-Automaton In reply to Jin-Kurazama [2011-09-10 03:57:52 +0000 UTC]

Believe it or not, I saw an actual tutorial that was titled like this and I half expected it to say what I put up there. But it didn't and this made me sad. So I fixed the problem.

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space-aged In reply to ??? [2011-09-09 16:16:33 +0000 UTC]

Well, then I am doing things right.

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Anatomical-Automaton In reply to space-aged [2011-09-10 03:58:22 +0000 UTC]

And such a great job you are doing!

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space-aged In reply to Anatomical-Automaton [2011-09-10 04:17:51 +0000 UTC]

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twinklewish In reply to ??? [2011-09-09 10:45:00 +0000 UTC]

Very insightful.
I will use these tips posthaste.

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Anatomical-Automaton In reply to twinklewish [2011-09-10 03:59:12 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome.

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bantic In reply to ??? [2011-09-09 09:20:30 +0000 UTC]

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Anatomical-Automaton In reply to bantic [2011-09-10 03:59:25 +0000 UTC]

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ArcusofBrambles In reply to ??? [2011-09-09 08:35:55 +0000 UTC]

The golden rule.

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Anatomical-Automaton In reply to ArcusofBrambles [2011-09-10 03:59:37 +0000 UTC]

Truly.

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