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Published: 2014-05-26 20:19:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 4222; Favourites: 57; Downloads: 4
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Description Very sick this week, but I slapped this together from a conversation we had in hopes of entertainment.
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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to ??? [2014-05-27 09:36:12 +0000 UTC]

 

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alexmancerx In reply to ??? [2014-05-27 00:40:05 +0000 UTC]

Humans technically used to as well. It was evolved out eventually.

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PetiteBubu In reply to alexmancerx [2014-05-28 08:12:15 +0000 UTC]

I wonder why we lost it :/

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alexmancerx In reply to PetiteBubu [2014-05-28 20:29:21 +0000 UTC]

Same reason we lost our tails? Something we just never used I guess. 

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to alexmancerx [2014-05-27 09:35:33 +0000 UTC]

Because we started walking upright and didn't want to break them?
That's my guess.

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alexmancerx In reply to CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD [2014-05-27 17:53:03 +0000 UTC]

Could be. I suppose we'll never really know for sure. Though it might be similar to why our tails evolved out. Was just something we didn't need/use/

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Salvaa In reply to alexmancerx [2014-06-02 20:40:07 +0000 UTC]

I'm a female and biologist and generally I don't really feel much but gods it kinda hurt me mentally to think how evolution worked on this one. People with broken penises, forever alone... And only freaks without bones emerged as victoruous. It's kind of... brutal.

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alexmancerx In reply to Salvaa [2014-06-03 07:23:46 +0000 UTC]

It's technically still possible to 'break' one's penis even without the penile bone. It's... painful. 

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Salvaa In reply to alexmancerx [2014-06-03 08:48:47 +0000 UTC]

Yes, I know about that, imagine breaking a BONE inside... Gods.

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alexmancerx In reply to Salvaa [2014-06-04 00:17:33 +0000 UTC]

That would be terrible! Imagine having to wear a cast on that?

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Salvaa In reply to alexmancerx [2014-06-04 20:36:42 +0000 UTC]

Oh gods, don't even... Oh gods.

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alexmancerx In reply to Salvaa [2014-06-05 03:48:45 +0000 UTC]

xD

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Midnight-Heir [2014-05-26 21:22:07 +0000 UTC]

I needed this. This made me smile c:

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to Midnight-Heir [2014-05-27 10:08:34 +0000 UTC]

Glad to have been of service!

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Midnight-Heir In reply to CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD [2014-05-27 12:47:45 +0000 UTC]

*Looks at them racoon penis bones*
So is this is where the term 'boner' comes from?

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Captainblackwing [2014-05-26 20:37:25 +0000 UTC]

Lol, lots of animals have penis bones.

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to Captainblackwing [2014-05-27 09:35:00 +0000 UTC]

ISN'T THAT WEIRD???
I guess we humans lost ours because we walk upright, and having a penis bone while walking upright is just a tragedy waiting to happen.

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Captainblackwing In reply to CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD [2014-06-17 06:28:06 +0000 UTC]

I know! Walruses have the largest penis bones, since whales don't have any, primates have super tiny ones, the smallest one belonging to the Mamorset. Oh and female animals have similar bones.

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to Captainblackwing [2014-06-19 06:26:10 +0000 UTC]

I... didn't know this....

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Captainblackwing In reply to CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD [2014-06-21 05:19:35 +0000 UTC]

Yeah! It kinda looks a bony washer with ridges in it. I would link a picture if I knew how. Some people make them into jewelry, the really big ones are made into bracelets.

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CactussKate In reply to ??? [2014-05-26 20:25:55 +0000 UTC]

those penis bones are kind of adorable.

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to CactussKate [2014-05-27 09:33:47 +0000 UTC]

They are also called "Texas toothpicks".

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VikJones In reply to ??? [2014-05-26 20:23:04 +0000 UTC]

I want to kill you with my face

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to VikJones [2014-05-27 09:33:33 +0000 UTC]

That would be both painful and hilarious

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VikJones In reply to CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD [2014-05-27 09:50:18 +0000 UTC]

Painful for both of us, although slightly enjoyable for me.

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CAPTAIN-CAPSLOCK-PHD In reply to VikJones [2014-05-27 13:08:15 +0000 UTC]

oh YOU!  

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