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woodwirth [2017-10-09 18:22:18 +0000 UTC]

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not going to lie, or cut out anything. just the pure truth.

this is one of the most beautiful art pieces out there today. the lines are on point and the pose is something you only see on a catwalk. everything really compliments eachother and i really think this deserved a daily deviantation. the thick outer line really makes the full drawing pop out and makes it really appealing to the eye.

my favourite bit in this piece is the wording. "this! is! magical!!!" its possibly the most moving poem i have ever read. its suttleness, the was it hints at a battle of dark and light, which i also thought could be a reference the the pony's shining eyes.

i would also like to add a comment on the fabulously drawn mouth. outstanding and amazingly realistic!

overall, a 420/10 for this award winning piece.

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TacoWaste [2017-10-09 00:19:00 +0000 UTC]

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Spedoodle [2017-09-29 20:49:10 +0000 UTC]

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Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man

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gIazed [2017-09-28 20:24:54 +0000 UTC]

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Hello. Oh my god where do I start XD To be completely honest I think you might be an inspiration to me :3 The first time I went down your page I was like, oh, my, god. What the actual fuck is this???? I was very confused but then I noticed something, something made by a god. I became a lick apprentice and so forth my future began. You are super funny and quirky and all out butt awesome. You draw very well and I think you could do a lot and I mean a lot better then just some crazy ponies sucking on cones and scarring young viewers that pass by your page XD Overall I think I am actually a bit more crazy because of your page. I may have scarred some of my followers by putting your pony lick faces on them, oops XD

I think I do have eye problems from visiting your page though, one trip through there and your eyes fall into a grave and are never to be seen again. My eyes counted as many hedgehog things that I could while on your page unless you changed it but what do I know?? XD

I wish I could give you the lowest rating possible for originality. You are super unique and really fun, to be honest, I really love doing your polls. I always look for them first and then do all my other boring polls.

Your technique is beautiful, just beautiful. *lick lick*

The impact on my life from you is major my friend, *lick*.

Well now im at around 272 words so goodbyee.

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AzuraTheSkeleton [2017-09-28 15:22:36 +0000 UTC]

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OMGGG this is a critique-
sooooooo yeah I'm doing dis
plz lick more stuff and more art plz-
i luv licks :>
yes I'm bad at critiques but pls also lick more flavors of ice creams-
THIS IZ MAGICAAALLLLLL
k sorry lol
also watch out dat ice cream is falling out :>
do u like chocolate flavor ice cream
your stuff is great ahh

why is this thing one hundred minimum i can't think of other stuff
its just your stuff is great and you even reply to ppl not like other famous ppl yeah



lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick yayyyy

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KattytheCrystalKat [2017-09-23 21:47:56 +0000 UTC]

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Wow, you really like to lick things, and which i admire you for that.But the head, and tongue, you truly have found my purpose of life. this is the most serious critique i have done in the 0.1 years of my life i lived.


Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history
Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
D-d-d-danger, watch behind you - there's a stranger out to find you
What to do? Just grab onto some Duck Tales, oo-oo!
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!
When it seems they're headed for the final curtain
Bold deduction never fails, that's for certain
The worst of messes become successes!
Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo
Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo!

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Froodals [2017-09-23 14:34:50 +0000 UTC]

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One can only DREAM of having the vocabulary and imagination skills of one called
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They continue to produce journals, art, comments and general banter at an alarming rate without ever dulling their creative skills.
I however, am finding it incredibly difficult to make myself sound sophisticated enough for a Critique that will be read by such an amazing deviant!

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Such a wonder to behold as they type away on their keyboard spewing out comedy gold with every touch~

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a.deviantart.net/avatars/c/u/c… " alt=" " title="Cudpugmagicplz1" /> a.deviantart.net/avatars/s/a/s… " alt=" " title="saysplz" /> I LOVE IT!

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MADZchickenFreak [2017-09-22 21:49:37 +0000 UTC]

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I will be shortly critiquing you as a reviewer. ;D

I have gone back and read several of your reviews of different ratings and I will say firstly that you are very honest, and very fair. You don't seem to have an overwhelming bias going into the episodes, unlike many reviewers I've tried, but instead you seem open minded and hopeful for good, while simultaneously not being too optimistic as to seem like a crazy fan who will give the show good ratings just for sake of loving the show. Your reviews are well put together and easy to understand. Very well written and simple, sprinkled with jabs, complements, jokes, and of course, tongue-slurping personality.
I really can't find much else to improve on. Ironically, this could be personal bias, as I really enjoy your reviewing style.~
All I can thing of to complain about is that there aren't enough reviews to read! xD
Keep up the good work!

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Meribear [2017-09-22 21:48:36 +0000 UTC]

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LANCE
Once upon a time, there was a baby
girl, named Rapunzel. She was
magical.

Lights up on a baby carriage. A magical sound.

LANCE (CONT'D)
Her hair had magical healing
powers. It can make you live
forever, yadda yadda yadda...
Anyways, her mom and dad wanted her
magic for themselves.

MOTHER and FATHER stand on either side of the baby carriage,
pantomiming an argument.

LANCE (CONT'D)
One night, while her father was
sleeping, her mother took Rapunzel
for herself and ran off.

Lights up on a giant tower.

LANCE (CONT'D)
To keep people from finding them,
she hid Rapunzel away in a giant
tower. Discreet, right?

MOTHER pokes head out of window, holding baby, and looks
around.

LANCE (CONT'D)
For her entire life, Rapunzel's
mother never let her leave the
tower.

RAPUNZEL steps into window, looks around.

LANCE (CONT'D)
Hold on, there's more. Rapunzel's
dad hadn't forgotten about her
either. He spent every day and
every night searching for her.

LANCE (V.O.)
After finally finding out where she
was hidden, he called upon the help
of one dashing, brave, handsome,
heroic, muscular, suave, charming
man.

LANCE enters during slew of adjectives.

LANCE
See that guy? That's me! Aren't I
pretty?

LANCE turns to audience and makes gesture. GOOBER enters, and
trips, and LANCE makes embarrassed gesture.

LANCE (CONT'D)
Oh, and that's Goober.

GOOBER regains posture.

LANCE (CONT'D)
He's a bit clumsy, a bit... Not all
there. He's not ugly, but he's
nowhere near as good looking as
me... Or charming. Heh.

GOOBER makes offended gestures.

GOOBER
Do you really think that?

LANCE shrugs.

LANCE (V.O.)
Anyways, back to the story. This
guy, who never told us his name,
hired us to kidnap this Rapunzel
chick. Now this, this is where
things got interesting...

Both are tired. GOOBER more so than LANCE.

LANCE
Alright, so where are we?

GOOBER pulls out the map.

GOOBER
Well, it says there should be a
tower right in front of us!

LANCE
I don't see it. Are you sure you're
reading it right?

GOOBER
I'm positive! NORTH WEST SOUTH
EAST.

FLYNN
Great, now we're lost in a forest!

FLYNN grabs the map, and turns it upside down. He then
flashes a dirty look at GOOBER. FLYNN and GOOBER make their
way to the tower's base. They then head towards the tower
onstage.

GOOBER
So... What do we do?

FLYNN
We have to find a way in.

GOOBER
I don't see how.

FLYNN
I do.

LANCE starts climbing. GOOBER wipes away vines to reveal a
sign that says, "DON'T CLIMB THIS TOWER."

GOOBER
Wait, Lance! Hello?

GOOBER (CONT'D)
Uh... What should I do?

FLYNN
Wait until I tell you it's clear!

Lights down as FLYNN starts to climb.



INT. RAPUNZEL'S ROOM

RAPUNZEL is finishing dusting the various furniture in her
room. She is humming a tune. RAPUNZEL pulls out a scrap of
paper.

RAPUNZEL
Did the dishes. Cleaned my room.

MOTHER enters

RAPUNZEL (CONT'D)
Swept the floors. Dusted
EVERYTHING... What else could I do?

MOTHER
(With a laugh)
Maybe a foot massage?

RAPUNZEL jumps.

MOTHER (CONT'D)
Oh, I'm just kidding dear.

MOTHER lets out a soft cackle.

MOTHER (CONT'D)
Oh dear, I am so witty!

MOTHER looks at her self in the mirror.

RAPUNZEL
Hilarious.

RAPUNZEL steps aside for a moment.

RAPUNZEL (CONT'D)
(Aside)
I'm gonna tell her. I'm gonna ask.
No matter what the answer, I'm
going to!

RAPUNZEL turns to MOTHER, who is still looking at herself in
the mirror.

RAPUNZEL (CONT'D)
Mother?

MOTHER
What?

RAPUNZEL
I've been thinking...

MOTHER
What is it?

RAPUNZEL
I'm almost 17, and I think I'm old
enough to leave the tower.

MOTHER
What?!

RAPUNZEL
I've been reading about the city,
and it sounds so wonderful! All of
the people, all the food!

MOTHER
No.

RAPUNZEL
Please! There are so many amazing
things I could do! So much to
learn, so much to see!

MOTHER
I said no, Rapunzel!

RAPUNZEL
I can handle myself out there,
Mother! I'm tougher than you think!

MOTHER
Look at you, you're clumsy! You'll
bruise easier than a peach! You're
gullible!

RAPUNZEL
I am not!

MOTHER
(Gesturing to the floor)
You missed a spot!

RAPUNZEL
(Glancing down)
What?

MOTHER
See?

RAPUNZEL
That's not fair, Mother!

MOTHER
Life's not fair.

RAPUNZEL
Mother, I-

MOTHER
Not another word!

RAPUNZEL lets out an exasperated sigh.

MOTHER (CONT'D)
I'm going back to bed.

RAPUNZEL
But Mother!

MOTHER
You are never leaving this tower,
EVER!

MOTHER begins to leave, then turns back.

MOTHER (CONT'D)
(Creepily sweet)
I do this because I love you.

MOTHER exits.

RAPUNZEL
(With a sigh)
I just wanted to go see the city at
least once... I wish someone could
just take me there...

Thud from backstage. RAPUNZEL squeals and hides.

FLYNN
Okay, Goober! Come on up!

LANCE enters room. He pulls out picture of RAPUNZEL. He
searches throughout the room. She pops out with a pan.

FLYNN (CONT'D)
... Hi there.

RAPUNZEL swings pan.

FLYNN (CONT'D)
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

FIGHT ensues. Ends with RAPUNZEL repeatedly hitting LANCE
with the pan behind the couch. She drags his unconscious body
to a chair. She then ties him to the chair with rope. She
takes a moment to look him over.

RAPUNZEL
He's kinda cute.

FLYNN
(Waking up)
You're not so bad yourself.

RAPUNZEL shrieks and smacks him with the pan again.

LANCE
Ow!

RAPUNZEL
Who are you, and what are you doing
here?

FLYNN
I'm Flynn Rider. I'm an adventurer.
I've seen every corner of the
world. Tasted every flavor of
doritos. Caught all the pokemon.
And...

RAPUNZEL
Wait, you've been everywhere?

FLYNN
Pretty much!

RAPUNZEL
Have you ever been to the city?

FLYNN
Plenty of times, actually. One time-

RAPUNZEL cuts him off.

RAPUNZEL
What's it like? Is there music?
What are the people like? Are they
friendly? Is it pretty? Are the
beds comfy? Are there children? Are
there fireworks? I want to see
fireworks so bad! What about boats?
And horses?

FLYNN
Well you know, actually, I'm on my
way to the city.

RAPUNZEL's interest is piqued.

FLYNN (CONT'D)
And there's gonna be quite the
fireworks show! In 3 days!

Thud heard backstage.

RAPUNZEL
(RAPUNZEL gags FLYNN.) Shh!!! Be
quiet!

GOOBER enters.

GOOBER
Hey Lance, are we gonna kidnap this
girl or what....

GOOBER notices Lance tied up.

GOOBER (CONT'D)
Uh oh...

GOOBER exits.

RAPUNZEL
You're gonna kidnap me?

FLYNN attempts to speak, but the gag prevents him.

RAPUNZEL (CONT'D)
Oh.

RAPUNZEL takes off tape.

FLYNN
Ow! When you put it like that, it
sounds bad.

FLYNN squirms away toward the window.

RAPUNZEL
(Aside)
Wait a second... He wants to take
me away... away from here! That
means I can go outside! And maybe
even see the city! And once I get
there, I can just run away... He
shouldn't be too hard to deal with!
I beat him up once, I can do it
again!

RAPUNZEL turns around and sees FLYNN inching his way out.

RAPUNZEL (CONT'D)
Hey!

FLYNN
Yes?

RAPUNZEL
I propose a deal.

FLYNN
I'm listening.

RAPUNZEL
I want to see the city.

FLYNN
So?

RAPUNZEL
So... If you take me there, I won't
fight back, and I'll let you take
me as your prisoner.

FLYNN considers for a moment.

FLYNN
You've got yourself a deal.

RAPUNZEL unties him, and they exit. MOTHER enters.

MOTHER
Rapunzel, dear!

MOTHER begins scrambling throughout the room, looking for
clues.

FLYNN (V.O.)
Rapunzel's mother returned to find
her missing.

GOOBER, LANCE, and RAPUNZEL run into the house. MOTHER comes
to the tower window, and sees them running off.

MOTHER
RAPUNZEL!

RAPUNZEL, LANCE, and GOOBER exit completely.

MOTHER (CONT'D)
I'm just doing this because I love
you... And sometimes, you have to
hurt the ones you love.



INT. MYSTERY ROOM - NIGHT

BRUCE and LENNY are standing by a table. BRUCE is staring
blankly. LENNY is toying with his sword.

FLYNN (V.O.)
Rapunzel's mother called upon the
help of Bruce and Lenny. Many know
them as the most dangerous bounty
hunters.

BRUCE begins to wander off, chasing a bug.

LENNY
Bruce, get back here!

FLYNN (V.O.)
I know them as two of the dumbest
people in the world.

MOTHER enters.

MOTHER
Bruce, Lenny?

BRUCE
Yes, sir!

LENNY smacks BRUCE.

LENNY
Yes, ma'am?

MOTHER
My daughter has been kidnapped.
I'll pay handsomely for her return.

LENNY
What's the kidnapper look like?

MOTHER
Brown hair. Tall. Athletic.

LENNY
Wait a sec, was he wearing a blue
vest? Brown pants?

BRUCE
Shoes? Was he wearing shoes?

LENNY
Was there a guy with him? Scrawny
little fellow?

MOTHER
Yes, yes! Exactly!

LENNY
We know him. His name is Flynn...
Flynn Rider.

FLYNN (V.O.)
They didn't like me one bit.

BRUCE & LENNY
We don't like him one bit.

MOTHER
Then you're gonna LOVE this job.

FLYNN (V.O.)
Mother sent Bruce and Lenny to
"take care of" me and bring
Rapunzel back to the tower.



INT. FOREST INTO BAR

RAPUNZEL, GOOBER, and FLYNN enter.

RAPUNZEL
Are we there yet?

FLYNN
No.

(Pause)

RAPUNZEL
I'm bored! Oh! Let's play a game.
I spy with my little eye.... (Looks
at Goober) Something goofy looking!

GOOBER
.....Hey!

LANCE
You do realize you're a prisoner
right?

RAPUNZEL ignores Lance and looks at "Puppy Palace" sign.

RAPUNZEL
Oh! Puppy Palace! I've never seen a
puppy before! Can we go? Please?!

FLYNN
Trust me, there's no puppies in
there...only...

FLYNN and GOOBER look at each other mischievously.

FLYNN (CONT'D)
Cute, little, fluffy faces ready
for your love!

GOOBER
You better hurry before they all
grow up!

RAPUNZEL runs into Puppy Palace. LENNY is at the bar, talking
to the bartender (HELGA), and BRUCE is at a table with
another random goon.

FLYNN
This should be fun to watch.

LANCE and GOOBER enter bar.

BRUCE
I don't like the way you look!

BRUCE smacks random GOON unconscious. RAPUNZEL runs up to
BRUCE.

RAPUNZEL
You're no where near as cute as a
puppy!

BRUCE
WELL THANKS A LOT!

BRUCE walks away crying.

LENNY
Excuse me, we're looking for this
guy.

LENNY hands HELGA a poster of FLYNN.

HELGA
I've never seen him before.

LENNY
Can you hang this up for us, then?

HELGA
I don't see a problem with that.

HELGA takes poster and puts it on the wall behind the bar.

LENNY
Uh... Thanks.

LENNY walks back to the table with BRUCE. He looks at the
unconscious goon.

LENNY (CONT'D)
Really?!

BRUCE
Sorry...

FLYNN stands in the corner. GOOBER walks to the bar. He
notices the sign.

GOOBER
Flynn! We got a problem!

LANCE makes his way to the sign, looks at it, then smirks to
GOOBER.

LANCE
Don't worry about it.

GOOBER walks away and bumps into HELGA.

GOOBER
Oh sorry.

Love music, and spotlight on GOOBER.

HELGA
I'm glad I bumped into you.

GOOBER
Uh... Okay then.

As GOOBER continues walking, HELGA watches, amorously.

HELGA
(To self)
I'm very glad.

BRUCE makes his way to the bar, and slams his fist on the
counter.

BRUCE
I want a refill!

HELGA
Helga busy!

BRUCE sees FLYNN, but doesn't realize he's FLYNN.

BRUCE
Hey...

FLYNN
(Nervously)
Oh... Hi!

BRUCE
Don't I know you?

FLYNN
I... I don't think so!

BRUCE looks at the poster, then back at FLYNN.

BRUCE
You know something? You look just
like the guy on that poster!

FLYNN
I get that a lot.

BRUCE rushes over to LENNY.

LENNY
Where are the drinks?

BRUCE
That guy over there, he looks just
like Flynn Rider!

LENNY
What? Who?

BRUCE points at FLYNN, LENNY glances over.

LENNY (CONT'D)
You doofus! That is Flynn Rider!

BRUCE
Oh!

FLYNN scurries quickly on by. BRUCE grabs his collar and
brings him back. FLYNN is now in between LENNY and BRUCE

LENNY
Long time no see... Flynn.

FLYNN
Hey there fellas... Been a while...
hasn't it?

FLYNN tries to scurry away. Fight happens. GOOBER gets into
it, HELGA attacks in rage at goons.

HELGA
I'll take care of these pests! Run
my love!

FLYNN and GOOBER look at each other slightly confused. Then.

FLYNN & GOOBER
OK!

FLYNN and GOOBER grab RAPUNZEL. Run out into forest. HELGA
man handles goons. Goons hide under table

BRUCE
(sobbing helplessly)
Lenny...

LENNY
Yeah, Bruce...

BRUCE
I'm scared...

LENNY
Me too... Lets get out of here!

HELGA roars in anger.

LENNY (CONT'D)
Like right now!



EXT. FOREST

FLYNN, GOOBER, and RAPUNZEL all enter the forest gasping for
air.

FLYNN
Okay, there's no way they could've
followed us this far!

GOOBER falls down, extremely tired. Then.

GOOBER
Okay, I think this is a GREAT place
for camp.

RAPUNZEL
Why were those men chasing us?

FLYNN
We haven't had the BEST past...

HELGA enters, bringing firewood.

HELGA
Helga bring firewood.

GOOBER, FLYNN, and RAPUNZEL stare at HELGA confused.

GOOBER
Well, I'm gonna go look for
something to eat.

HELGA
I'll come with you! I'm an
excellent hunter!

HELGA and GOOBER exit. FLYNN and RAPUNZEL are sitting on a
log. Awkward pause.

FLYNN
Okay... I'd like to know something.

RAPUNZEL
What is it?

FLYNN
If you've always wanted to go to
the city, why haven't you just gone
before?

RAPUNZEL
Well... I've never been allowed to
leave my tower... Because I have
magical hair and my mom's worried
people will find out and try to
take me away.

FLYNN
Wow.

RAPUNZEL
Heh... Yeah...

FLYNN
So... Your hair is magical?

RAPUNZEL
(Kind of embarrassed)
Yeah...

FLYNN
That's awesome!

RAPUNZEL
Really? You don't think it's weird?

FLYNN
It's the weirdest thing I've ever
heard! But... That's awesome!

Pause.

RAPUNZEL
(Jokingly)
So... are you really an adventurer?
Or was that a lie too?

FLYNN
(chuckles)
Actually, yes. I am.

RAPUNZEL
Okay, well, where have you
traveled?

FLYNN
Plenty of places... But my favorite
is the city. Amazing food, the
best parties, dancing until the
sunrise!

RAPUNZEL
They dance there?

FLYNN
Well, sure! Everyone dances!

RAPUNZEL
Oh... I've never danced before...

FLYNN
Really?

RAPUNZEL nods.

FLYNN (CONT'D)
Not even once?

RAPUNZEL
I've never been able to leave the
tower until now.

FLYNN stands up and puts his hand out.

FLYNN
Better late than never.

Music begins.

RAPUNZEL
But... I don't even know how.

FLYNN brings her up.

FLYNN
Just follow my lead.

FLYNN (V.O.)
Yes, I taught Rapunzel how to
dance. Her dancing skills? All me.

Music continues, GOOBER and HELGA enter. They notice RAPUNZEL
and FLYNN dancing and begin to twirl violently.

HELGA
I love dancing!

HELGA grabs GOOBER. They dance violently. FLYNN and RAPUNZEL
get ready to kiss.

FLYNN (V.O.)
(Chuckles)
Yes, the moment was ALMOST perfect,
but then...

HELGA and GOOBER cut between FLYNN and RAPUNZEL.

HELGA
I see dinner!

HELGA charges offstage. GOOBER yawns awkwardly.

GOOBER
Well! As fun as this awkward
tension is, I'm gonna hit the hay!

GOOBER finds place on stage and falls asleep.

FLYNN
(Coughs)
Ahem... Well! Ha ha... so...

RAPUNZEL
So...(pause) Good night...

FLYNN
Yeah! Heh. See ya in the morning!

Both go to sleep. BRUCE and LENNY enter. LENNY starts to
sneak towards them. BRUCE stops him.

BRUCE
Wait!

LENNY
What?!

BRUCE looks around scared-like.

BRUCE
Is that scary man-woman around?

BRUCE and LENNY look around. They see nothing.

LENNY
The coast is clear. Let's shut the
goofy lookin' one up first.

They approach GOOBER. Before they even touch him HELGA enters
with rubber chicken.

HELGA
I caught a chicken!

HELGA sees the goons about to attack GOOBER.

HELGA (CONT'D)
What are you doing to my Goober?

GOOBER wakes up.

LENNY
(Nervously)
Uhh... Just wishing him a happy
birthday!

HELGA
It's your birthday? Helga give you
a big birthday hug!

HELGA bear hugs GOOBER. Goons try to slip away unnoticed

GOOBER
Well thanks guys! I don't know what
to say! Wait... It's not my
birthday!

BRUCE and LENNY instantly freeze. HELGA puts GOOBER down and
gets extremely angry.

HELGA
You lied to me?! No one lies to
Helga!

HELGA attacks BRUCE and LENNY. FLYNN and RAPUNZEL wake up.
They are scared and confused.

HELGA (CONT'D)
You guys go on ahead! I take care
of these sissy girls! I will find
you again my Goober!

GOOBER
Helga!

FLYNN grabs GOOBER.

FLYNN
Trust me! She can take care of
herself, lets go!

FLYNN, RAPUNZEL, and GOOBER exit. Fight between HELGA, BRUCE
and LENNY. BRUCE and LENNY hide. HELGA loses them

HELGA
Where did you two pansy flowers go!
I always find my prey!

HELGA roars and runs offstage. Goons come out of hiding.

BRUCE
Lenny...

LENNY
Yes?...

BRUCE
I don't like her...

LENNY
I don't like her either Bruce...

BRUCE and LENNY cry on each others shoulders. MOTHER enters.
She's furious.

MOTHER
Bruce! Lenny!

BRUCE and LENNY instantly man up.

MOTHER (CONT'D)
What are you two doing?

LENNY
Not crying, that's for sure!

BRUCE
I thought this was called crying?

LENNY hits BRUCE.

MOTHER
UGH! Well you were suppose to bring
me Rapunzel! Remember? Or are your
two little pea brains having
trouble understanding me?

BRUCE & LENNY
Uhh... Well...

MOTHER
Why did I think I could entrust
even the simplest task to you two?
I bet you two can't even spell your
own names if you want something
done right, you do it yourself. You
two come with me.

BRUCE and LENNY reluctantly follow her. They exit.



INT. CITY

RAPUNZEL and FLYNN enter through the aisles. Music and
festivities occur on stage.

RAPUNZEL
Oh my gosh! Lance! It's... It's...

FLYNN
Isn't it great? Wait until you-

RAPUNZEL grabs FLYNN in excitement and leads him onstage.

RAPUNZEL
It's amazing! Come on!

RAPUNZEL, FLYNN, and GOOBER are now onstage. RAPUNZEL looks
around in wonder. She walks around, amazed with her
surroundings, grabs an apple in the meantime. RAPUNZEL
begins to get choked up.

FLYNN
Is... everything alright?

RAPUNZEL
Yeah... Yeah... I mean... I've been
dreaming of this moment forever...
And now it's here, and I can hardly
believe it! And I never would have
been able to do this without you...

RAPUNZEL stands up and hugs FLYNN.

RAPUNZEL (CONT'D)
Thank you, thank you so much!

TOWNSFOLK
(Shouts) The fireworks are
about to begin!

All exit, except RAPUNZEL and FLYNN. FLYNN unrolls blanket
underneath fireworks.

FLYNN
I saved you a seat.

RAPUNZEL giggles and sits down. Fireworks begin. RAPUNZEL
stares in awe.

FLYNN (CONT'D)
You're beautiful.

RAPUNZEL
What?

FLYNN
It's beautiful... The fireworks, I
mean.

RAPUNZEL
It's so beautiful!

An awkward silence is shared, then they return their gaze to
the skies. A beat.

FLYNN
You know, I've seen just about
everything there is to see...

RAPUNZEL scoots closer to FLYNN.

FLYNN (CONT'D)
And... I've never met anyone like
you.

RAPUNZEL
(Flattered)
Really?

RAPUNZEL grabs FLYNN's hand. They close their eyes and lean
in for a kiss, but at the last minute, FLYNN looks behind
him, then pulls back.

FLYNN
I'll be right back, I need to take
care of something.

FLYNN hurries offstage. GOOBER enters from the opposite side
of where FLYNN exited. He sees RAPUNZEL.

GOOBER
Hey, Rapunzel!

RAPUNZEL
Hey Goober!

GOOBER
I need some advice.

RAPUNZEL
Okay?

GOOBER sits next to RAPUNZEL, then looks around.

GOOBER
So, there's this girl, and I like
her... And I think... I think she
might like me...

RAPUNZEL spazzes out like a preteen girl.

RAPUNZEL
What's her name? Is she pretty?

GOOBER
She's the most beautiful thing I've
ever seen in my entire life.

RAPUNZEL
(Eagerly)
What's her name?

GOOBER
It's Helga.

RAPUNZEL
Goober, that's so sweet!

GOOBER
Shh! Keep your voice down! Someone
might hear!

RAPUNZEL nods. They start whispering, inaudible to the
audience. BRUCE and LENNY enter.

LENNY
There they are!

LENNY pulls two big bags out. He hands one to BRUCE.

LENNY (CONT'D)
You get Lance.

BRUCE
I get pants?

LENNY
No, you doof! You get him!

BRUCE
I get him pants?

LENNY
No! You put this bag over him, and
drag him away. I put this bag over
her, then we take them to the crazy
lady.

BRUCE
Ohhh, Got it.

BRUCE and LENNY sneak up behind them. In a swift motion, they
capture GOOBER and RAPUNZEL, GOOBER loses his shoe, and goons
drag them offstage. HELGA runs on.

HELGA
Goober! Where are you?

FLYNN runs on.

FLYNN
Helga! Have you seen Goober? I need
to tell him the deal is off. We're
not taking Rapunzel in anymore.

HELGA
I haven't seen my love. I sense
that something is wrong.

FLYNN
Listen, all I know is that I left
Rapunzel right here...

HELGA
Look, over there!

HELGA picks up GOOBER'S shoe

HELGA (CONT'D)
Helga found Goober's shoe!

HELGA begins to smell GOOBER'S shoe.

FLYNN
Oh... Oh, what are you doing?
That's his shoe! Yuck! You keep
that away from me.

HELGA
I've found his scent!

FLYNN
You've done what now!

HELGA
Quick! Follow me!

FLYNN
Helga, I really hope that you're
not delusional.



INT. TOWER-NIGHT

BRUCE and LENNY take RAPUNZEL and GOOBER across house.

BRUCE
So why are we doing all this
kidnapping and stuff?

LENNY
Because we like money, and if we do
this, we'll be rich!

BRUCE
And then girls will finally talk to
me?

LENNY
Maybe, Bruce. Maybe.

BRUCE
Oh boy, I hope she's pretty!

HELGA and FLYNN enter through isle, HELGA sniffing like a
pig.

FLYNN (V.O.)
So I followed the scary, Viking
woman, and surprisingly enough, she
found Goober, and Rapunzel. They
were being held in the tower by the
evil mother, and this is where
things took an unexpected twist.

GOOBER and RAPUNZEL are tied back to back, BRUCE and LENNY
cower from MOTHER.

MOTHER
You imbeciles! You brought me his
sidekick?! What use is he? I mean,
look at him! Ugh! I am surrounded
by a bunch of morons!



EXT. TOWER BASE

HELGA and FLYNN enter next to tower base.

HELGA
He's in there... Helga know.

FLYNN
Okay... Well lets start climbing.

HELGA
Helga doesn't climb... Helga find
her own way in.

HELGA exits.

FLYNN
Your powers of deception are
frightening, Helga... Whatever.

FLYNN tries to climb but realizes the ivy makes it
impossible.

FLYNN (CONT'D)
Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down your
hair!

Lights shine on room.



INT. TOWER ROOM-NIGHT

MOTHER
Do you hear that Rapunzel? We
wouldn't want to keep him waiting,
now would we?

MOTHER drags RAPUNZEL up the stairs and to the window.



EXT. TOWER-BASE

FLYNN
Rapunzel!

RAPUNZEL'S hair falls out of the window. FLYNN begins to
climb.

FLYNN (CONT'D)
I'm coming, Rapunzel!

FLYNN reaches the top of the window and looks out. MOTHER
grabs his shoulder.

MOTHER
Hello, Flynn.

He runs down the staircase and sees BRUCE and LENNY.

MOTHER (CONT'D)
What are you doing standing around,
get him!

BRUCE and LENNY charge at FLYNN. FLYNN defeats them and
stands one on one with MOTHER. They begin to fight. BRUCE and
LENNY get up and capture FLYNN. MOTHER stands, pointing her
sword at FLYNN.

MOTHER (CONT'D)
You've made your last mistake,
Flynn.

"Ride of the Vikings" plays. HELGA bursts through the wall.

HELGA
I always find a way!

MOTHER, BRUCE, and LENNY are baffled. HELGA manhandles all.
HELGA throws them down the trap door. FLYNN runs to RAPUNZEL.

RAPUNZEL
Lance! I thought I'd never see you
again!

RAPUNZEL and FLYNN hug each other. HELGA bursts through
them.

HELGA
My Goober!

HELGA takes GOOBER in her arms and kisses him passionately.

GOOBER
I'm the happiest man in the
world!!!

HELGA carries GOOBER offstage. RAPUNZEL and FLYNN laugh.

RAPUNZEL
Wow... Goober really lucked out,
didn't he?

FLYNN
He's not the only one that lucked
out.

FLYNN kisses RAPUNZEL.

FLYNN (V.O.)
And they lived happily ever after.

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Br0kenL3gs [2017-09-19 19:56:22 +0000 UTC]

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I think you are an ok person your not too mean and are nice in some ways, from what I see when replying to people in comments. You have a great sense of humor and I love when you review and give the mlp episodes a grade, I barely see people do what you do and I hope people love your work the way I do! Another thing I must say is that you barely do any art but when you do it's really beautiful (suck as the picture of your oc licking ice cream). I don't really know you as a person but if I ever got to know you I would be happy!

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GhostlyMarie [2017-09-09 03:13:23 +0000 UTC]

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As we can see here, the presented speciment is infact of an equine specie. This equine is quite delighted in taking part in this fun activity that is consuming tasty ice cream out of what appears to be a vegetable known as a carrot, although I am quite certain it is in fact a sweet and delicious waffle cone. This horse that we see here is so joyful and ecstatic in using its considerably massive tongue to taste the creamy goodness that its ocular devices have expended to a point of cartoonish proportions, making this image very nonsensical and frivolous in a humorous way. According to this stallion, that distinctive treat apparently has what seems to be a "Magical taste", which I would have to strongly agree on. I say, this stallion's actions quite frankly make me want to savour some delicious ice cream myself.


... Oh wait, I'm not supposed to review that horse huh? Well then.

I must say, I don't know you all that much, but I've seen you on dA for quite a long time and I can honestly say you're someone that seems to be very nice to everyone, and a fun person to hang around. You also seem to have a great sense of humour, and love making people laugh with your ridiculous images such as that one here. You certainly seem to be a great, genuine and fun person and perhaps we could become more friends with time, but for now allow me to just say that even if I don't win this contest, I'm glad I got to write this and tell you what I think. c:

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ManiacalMage [2017-09-09 02:32:36 +0000 UTC]

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You are the best of dads. Yes.


Best dad.





The best.


Very dad.


Only dad.



Don't disappear pls.


That'd be sad.


Sad Archer. :^(


Sad Archer will destroy humanity yes?


Mad Archer.



Yes.

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This critique shit is hard, how the heck do you do it? No seriously, I have to write extra sentences just to post it. FIGHT ME DA.


Ah well, I meant every word that I said here, so at least you'll know that. Anyways dad, have a good day/night! Hopefully a better one tomorrow!




I'll post a serious critique some day..probably never.

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:^)

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vocaloidninja1999 [2017-09-04 19:59:35 +0000 UTC]

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i find you to be a very interesting and unique person on deviant art, i find your reviews very persuasive and i like your personality, because i find it refreshing to meet new people with unique points of veiw, i can see how you got so many watchers, your amazing at what you do, i am a fan of my little pony, i i have seen what some bronies do, and i can see that your a very popular and well known bronie, i hope to get to know you better, keep up being the amazing person you are ^^ hope you have a great year ahead ^^

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FelisLupus [2017-09-03 18:28:47 +0000 UTC]

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the world we live in. it's so... wonderous. mysterious. even magical. no... no no no.. not that world. i meant this one. the smartphone. each system and program app is it's own little planet of perfect. technology. all providing services so necessary, so crucial, so unbelievably profound. look who just sent me a text! addie mccallister? it must be a mistake. or a joke. or a scam! don't send her your social security number. she's right there! that's our user, alex. and, like every freshman in high school, his whole life, everything, revolves around his phone. and, because the pace of life gets, faster and faster... phones down in five. and attention spans get shorter and shorter... and... you're probably not even listening to me right now. who has the time to type out actual words? and that's where we come in. the most important invention in the history of communication! emo gees. that's my home! textopolis. here, each of us does one thing, and we have to nail it every time. christmas tree just has to stand there, all festive. merry christmas! it's still september, tim! and princesses... i am so pretty. they just gotta wear their crowns and keep their hair comb. we are so pretty. devil, poop, thumbs up, they just show up and they're good to go. but for the faces, the pressure is on. cryer always has to cry, even if he just won the lottery. hurray, i'm a millionaire! laugher's always laughing, even if he's just broken his arm. ahh!! ah! i can see the bone!! ah ah ah ah ah... and me, i'm a meh. so i gotta totally be over it all the time, you know? like meh, who cares. which is not as easy as it sounds. i gotta be mehhhhhhhhh i GOTTA! be! mehhhhhhhhh morning misses D, i see you have the little minis with ya! oh, they're so... cute! NYAH, SO ADORABLE, I CAN'T TAKE IT! I WILL NEVER GET THEM TO SLEEP! STICK TO YOUR ONE FACE, WEIRDO. OLE! OLE! OH NO! OH NO! it's hard to only act blasé. when, living in textopolis is.... just so exciting! hah low good simeans! those ah some shalp attach shays! yes, well we have business to attend to. whot kind off business? monkey business. ha ha ha ha, i sounded british. meh... Oh, that was really good.. meh ? meh ... meh ha ha... what the freak ya doing there, mate? practicing. today is my first day on the phone. oh, droit. i'm gonna be so.. meh. what are you going to do? blah! me and the boys are gonna throw ourselves on the barbie! woo! puh-zow! gooday, mate! hey, koh knee chee wah! sorry emote icons!! oh, I hate knocking over the elderly.. let me help, let me help... oh, my colon!!! ducks... hey, is that the time? HEY, my eyes are up here, pal! woo ooh hoo! woo hoo! right on time! and last week, Alex sent me next to THIS text! huh? huh? HA HA HA THAT ELEPHANT PISSED HIMSELF HA HA HA AH HAH HA HAH HAH UH HUH HUH why are YOU laughing, freak? ho ho ha ha ha! now, unlike me, my parents are total pros. gene, please tell me you weren't laughing just now. gene so help me i swear oh, he was, I remember. let's go see if you can get it right. i have some bad news, gene, and i'm afraid that you'll have the wrong reaction. ok, what's the wrong reaction? anything other than meh. come on! i don't want to be late! i'm not letting you go to work today. wait, WHAT? you're just not ready, son. come on!! working in a cube is an Emoji's whole purpose in life! everybody my age is working on the phone except for me! oh sweetie, that's not true. ow! YEAH! i'm going to work on the phone and I'm only ten! that's because I believe in you! should we wash our hands? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! we're number two! we're number two! see? i, i know i'm different, ok? but, i need to... i can be meh... i just... want to be a working emoji, you know, like... everybody else... and then... i would finally fit in, you know? ah, you fit in, honey. no I don't, mom. I never have. but I could change all that if you just let me! just give me a chance! but what if you get sent out on the phone, making the wrong face? no dad, i'll make the right face! look! maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah? you're so handsome when you make that face. i think he's ready, mel. meh. come on, dad. let me prove it to you. if you really think you're ready... YES! yes i am! i promise i won't let you down! wow! Congratulations, everyone! What an exciting day for all of you! oh, it's really her! oh, pizza! first day on the job, hi, hi! don't be nervous! i won't bite! hi, i'm smiler! ho ho ho ho ho... DON'T TOUCH ME! Hi! i mean.. hey.. as you know, i'm smiler, i'm the system supervisor here, because I was the original emoji. here's how it works. it's nothing fancy! wait a minute... it's really fancy! you each have your own cube on the emoji bar! if alex chooses you, should you be so lucky, your cube will light up! it's showtime! the scanner will scan you, and that scan will get sent right up to alex's text box. and let me tell you guys, there is nothing like getting scanned for the first time. a har, you're gonna love it. now over here is the favorites section, where you'll find all the most popular emo gees. and of course, you'll find my cube here. whoo. you are smooth. just doing my duty. ha ha ha! what did i say? come on, tell me you aren't just a little bit tempted? steven, for the last time, i don't want to buy a timeshare. come on, man, it's high five! you know me! i'm a favorite! Alex hasn't picked you in weeks. when he stops picking you, you're no longer a favorite. there's gotta be some sort of mistake, i mean, look at me, i'm an attractive, hand-giving high five! oh! fistbump! come on in! hey, ladies! FISTBUMP? he's a knucklehead! literally! look at him, I can look like that! ugh, ow, cramp.. big mistake.. oh... help me.. help up a hand.. oh... here you go... thanks mate... hey, little man, how about you create a distraction, and i'll just slip under the rope! uh, oh, is someone lost? smiler, hiya, just leaving. yeah, you know, just killing time before i go back to my cube in the far corner where Alex can't even See Me ANYMORE! you may not be a favorite anymore, but you will always have a place, in a cube! yeah, in the nosebleeds... uh, i'm standing right here? words hurt. the most important thing I can tell you is to just be yourself... basically, happy itself... i am always smiling... places, please! emo gees to your cubes! attention, we've got incoming! gotta be meh, gotta be meh. oh my gosh, my own cube! i can't believe it... oh, i could put a plant over here, and over here could go an inspirational calendar, okay, gotta be meh... look at our son get on there, i'm beaming... with pride! you don't think he'll actually get picked, do you? heiroglyphics. heiroglyphics was an ancient language of picture forms. does that remind anyone of anything. hello. a language of pictures... anyone? early heiroglyphics back in ancient... i gotta reply to addie's text! what should i write? nothing! nothing? words aren't cool. ok, be cool, be cool... alright, alex is not sure how he wants to play this... oh! i would really love it to be me! beam me up! beam me up! i need thumbs up on standby! oh yeah! thumbs up is going in! wait! alex is changing his mind! he's moving! ok, looks like it's gonna be meh... i'm so nervous, i could almost shrug. we are go for meh! initiating scan! okay, you can do this. ah! i can't do this! i can't do it! stop the scan! i can't, it's too late! oh! what's he doing? he's making the wrong face! good for him, little... wait, what? ugh. abort, abort! oh, shi... shut it down, shut it down! ah! what is that emoji? all the emo gees present, evacuate the cube! evacuate the cube! i gotta get out of here! i'm trying! oh, jeez. sorry, everybody. that is not what i meant to do! i kinda.. i kinda panicked.. are you even a meh at all? uh, who, me? like you are, is a malfunction! a malfunction? no, i can be meh, just give me one more chance? you know what would be really fun? a board meeting, where we can find out what to do with you! i just wanted to be useful, you know, fit in! now everybody's calling me a malfunction. i am a malfunction. even if you are a malfunction, gene, your mom and dad still love ya. i knew you weren't ready. let's get you out of here and take you home. one day, all of this will blow over, and everyone will almost forget about what you did. until then, you should probably stay locked up in the apartment. wait, you're gonna hide me away? you're embarrased of me. it's for your own safety. we're trying to protect you, son. gene, where are you going? i'm not going to run away from this. i'm an emoji, and, even though i'm not exactly sure which one... i've gotta have some sort of purpose here, i know it. gene, no! sweetie, please! so, how'd it go, gavel? hey, lightbulb, tell me what's going on in there. what... poop... what is it? tell me turd, tell me truth. what happened? i know it was an accident. we all have accidents you're so soft, poop. not too soft, i hope. i came up here to defend myself, but, uh, you seem pretty happy. so, good news? i'm always happy. oh, right, yeah, truth. but the only thing that could ever make me unhappy, is if one of our emo gees has made a mistake. which would cause alex to lose faith in the phone... and then, our whole gets wiped out! smiler, i devil pinky swear promise to you that i will never, ever make a mistake in the cube again. oh, we know you won't, gene. we know you won't! ha ha, you know, the first time you said it it sounded genuine, but then you repeated it, and, and then, now it's weird. we're setting you up! with our best anti virus bots! so they'll, like, uh, they'll just, they're gonna fix me? actually, delete you. but yes! wait, what? if you get deleted, you don't have to worry about department heads, or the future, or lying about being a malfunction! because you're deleted, right? right! good job! bots! no! stop, he's escaped! party time! oh, wait a minute... the air is better here! beer, tea... i'm coffee! sorry... ish... so ish e. my old cube! ugh, pinkeye. mike! my name's not mike... ah! there's AV bots coming! what, me? just because i'm in the wrong section? holy toledo! what do we do? quick! this way! let's go! don't tell anyone you're about to see this. they'll never find us down here. where are we? the basement? nope. welcome to the loser lounge, where the emo gees who never get used, hang out. go fish! fishcake with swirls sweep so you won't cry. sweep so you won't cry. sweep so you won't cry. i almost got deleted! me! high five! hey, what's up high five? they weren't trying to delete you, they were trying to delete me. you? what's so important about you that they'd send out an entire team of bots? they say... i'm a malfunction. gasp oh, you bringing malfunctions in here now, high five? for crying out loud, abandoned luggage, that had better not be my leftover chinese food... uh... what chinese food? huh ha! do you have any idea what it's like to be living large? hashtag blessed? the favorite of the favorites, and then demoted to this pit of despair? here, will you hit my callouses for me? at least you're a working emoji, that's all i ever wanted. well, if that's all it will take you to be satisfied, then just find a hacker and get reprogrammed. it's not that complicated. where would i find a hacker? in the piracy app, duh. ugh. and who took my clear nail polish? piracy app? to get there, i mean, i have to leave textopolis. so? i've done it. would you be a brother. one of the princess emo gees left the phone altogether, now she lives on the cloud... mmm... ooh, that is good. i'm sure the hacker that helped her do that could easily reprogram you. The name's jailbreak. jailbreak? that's great? reprogrammed. i just need to get reprogrammed, and then i can finally be the meh i was meh to be! help me find that hacker high five, will you? please? maybe this hacker can help you, too? like, rewrite some code? get you into the favorites sections? wait a minute! ow. i've been trying to use my charisma and sensitive entitlement to get me back on top when all I need is a hacker! today's your lucky day! let's roll! hey, can i come too? talk to the hand, bretheren. i thought i was... bye, felicia. ciao, fishcake with swirls. daddy's headed back to the VIPs where he belongs! wait, what about the bots? good point, good point. ow, ow ow, ow... hey... i shouldn't have picked the cactus. i shouldn't have picked it. you didn't even try to get the tree, it's baffling. let's go. high five? hello? high five! where are you? i'm right here! here we are! end of the text aisle. no way. come on, gene, it's perfectly safe! ah! gene, help me! high five! oh no, this is all my fault, high five, I... i'm just messing with you! it's just one of those rubber finger monster puppets from the eighties, i collected the whole set! alright, you coming? uh, what do i do? what do you mean? just take a step through the other side. this, is it. the next time i come back here, i'll be a real meh. high five? woah! are you finished? where, where are we? welcome... to the wallpaper! wow. this place is incredible! each app is a whole new world. ow, that's my face, get off my face, thank you. what is this place? WeChat! it's like a whole other world! oh, it is. what are they? they're bubble pups, they might be cute, but man, are they clean. bubble pups? they're stickers, gene, try to get with the program? this is so cool! wait, what's in that one! everybody's talking about themselves! how does he know so many people? none of these people know him, but they like him, and that's what matters in this life, popularity. uh, i, i think i'd rather just have a real friend. a real friend? how's that going to get you anywhere? what you need are fans! they give you complete and unrelenting support! as long as you're on top. poor gene, i blame myself. i blame you, too. i just wanted to be supported. you just wanted a vacation. you take that back, mel. bots, they haven't found gene by now. he must have skipped town. you mean the wallpaper? our boy's on the run. how about we find him ourselves? yeah, sure. tell those bots to follow those mehs. i'm sure they'll know about all those freaky deaky apps Gene would hide out in. i'm really good at making plans, you guys, right? here we are, the piracy app! this is where we'll find jailbreak. um, but this is, the dictionary app. that's just what alex wants his parents to think. this is called a skin. really? what could a teenage boy possibly want to hide from his parents? just try to keep up, this place can get a little rough. ahoy mateys, look who's back! high five! i'm a bit of a celebrity here, always welcome. ow! loser! come on, follow me. oh, great, emo gees! i thought the conversation just got dumber. ugh, internet trolls, just ignore them. eventually, they'll get a job, or a girlfriend, or some sort of purpose in life, and then they'll stop. virus, we'll just, we'll just walk over this way... hi! it's so great to see you again! do i know you? it's spam! just sign here and i can get you special discounts on vitamins and coupon offers that can save you up to 25 percent! 25 percent? nonono no no, don't get sucked in! back off, spam! it's the only way to do it. back off! thank you very much! you can illegally download our CD right here! hey, trojan horse, how are you? yeah, what'll it be had? i'll have a bottle of... hack, daniels, hmm? maybe with a plate of... cheese, and hackers, kapeesh? you try to buy a hacker, you can just ask, you know. oh, sorry, um, yes. we're looking for a hacker named jailbreak. oh, i know a guy who could hook you up. right over there. oh, yes. patable. no, not him. her! wait, he's a she? hey! jailbreak! mind if we join in? yes. that's the thing about the internet, is that you never know if someone's being ironic or sincere. i sincerely, unironically want you to go away. ha ha ha ha, so good... so here's the thing, my friend gene here has a little problem. well, see, i'm supposed to be a meh, but i don't really feel... yeah, yeah, and we thought that you could help... the princess, you know, off the phone... woah, hold up, that's not a meh face. bots, they're after me! how are you doing that? look, it's just something that i can do, can you help us? follow me. bots, delete my history! i need to wipe my entire hard drive! i made the most delicious cinnamon buns! maybe if there was something to uh, jog my memory? come on! move! hey trolls, wipe our mailbox wearing a tuxedo! hi, it's so great to see you again! this tunnel will get us out of here! move! get us out of here! move! did that cloud taste sweet to you? ow. ow. ow. help me. help, i'm stuck! sweet motherboard! where am i? candy crush! get me out of here! hey, cornface! try getting him out the top! already on it! hold tight, gene! woah! woah! this feels very off.. and smells. i mean, it smells delicious, but, i still don't like it! the game obviously thinks you're a candy, even though you're, weirdly misshapen, you know? what do i do? stay very still! don't worry, we've got your back! right, high five? hey, fingers! you wanna focus? for your information, i happen to have a sugar addiction, and it's a very, serious... hey, finger head, we have to get Gene out of the game without blowing him up! i don't want to blow up! we have to match up the candies so that Gene will drop to the bottom. and we can't match him with any yellows, or else... oh! don't do that, please don't do that. watch. got it? knock 3 in a row, don't blow gene up, got it. and, we have to be careful. yeah yeah yeah. careful! woo hoo! candy! yo! no no no! don't do yellow! do NOT do the yellow! i said careful! hey, addie! i... i was just wondering, if, you are... tasty. what? um... delicious. excuse me? sweet. hey addie! uh... hi nikki. see you later, alex sugar crush. ah! i'm so over this. Wireless Repair Service, how may I help you? i'd like to make an appointment. it's like this phone is playing games with me! woah! hey, what does this do? get me out of here! ooh... suck it in... stop it... stop it... ow ow ow... it's not working! well, there's one option left. we line you up with the yellows. but you said not to do that! special candies get transported to that jar. the game might think that you're a special candy. and... what if it doesn't think i'm a special candy? well... ah! jailbreak, hello? hello, jailbreak? uh, sorry. what if it doesn't think i'm a special candy? oh, i'm not too worried about it. alright, just do it. gene, gene! you're alive! you were trying to see if i had somehow turned into candy, weren't you? yes i was. and you have not! hey, looks like something popped up on alex's calender. ah, i'm sure it's nothing. uh, alex made an appointment at the phone store? calm down, everyone, calm down. don't worry, everything is fine. maybe alex just wants to buy some accessories. uh, his appointment is with techinical support. well, i'm sure we'll have plenty of time to figure this out. uh, his appointment is for tomorrow. then maybe it's just for some routine maintenance? uh, actually, it's to erase the phone. listen, gene, i'm about to become your knight in shining armor. you are? oh yeah. but first, we need to get uploaded to the cloud. that's where we'll find the source code to reprogram you. the... cloud? isn't that off the phone? ding dingding ding! you got it! mmhm, yeah, the cloud! off the phone! uh! we're in candy crush, oz, i know a shortcut to just dance, which is right next to dropbox, where we can get uploaded to the cloud. mmhm, of course, just go dive into the dropbox and vroom! hold up, here's the stinker. before they let us into the cloud, we have to get past this... firewall. the firewall uses face identification. it's really annoying, because i've already tried to get through. guessed wrong once, and now i'm locked out for life. locked out for life? you're thinking, because i can make different faces, the firewall will think i'm different emo gees! yeah, i wanted to say it, because it was my idea. you know, women are always coming up with stuff that men are taking credit for. you know what, well, let's hit the road. high five, you coming? i'm coming! why do i always think i'm going to come around on black licorice? ah! oh! my precious... move it! sudden death, here we come! let's try this one... you tube? wow, what an original treat, and i don't even need a remote. that guy is so expressive. he reminds me of gene. yes, something's really wrong here. our son is a malfunction, and you should have never let him go into that cube. don't blame me for that now, i am hopping mad at you. see? mary, i think we're being followed, but don't overreact. uh oh. i told you not to overreact. what are you doing now? i could be in there for hours. hey, where are you going. i think we should go our seperate ways, mel. i thought i knew the meh that i married, but maybe i don't. but, mary? this tunnel will help us avoid the bots. thanks for helping us. it's really, really nice of you. NPD, dude. you're helping me! move along, move it, why so slow? high five, stop, why are you getting so close? back off. i can't stop now, i'm having a sugar rush! i'm going to go around you. if i stop moving, my heart's going to explode! coming through, jailbreak! watch out! hey! watch it, knuckle butt! i can't feel my face! ha ha! jailbreak, you said back there that i'm... helping you. i've been trying to get past that firewall for months! ha ha ha ha ha, come on, come on, the faster we go, the faster I can become a favorite! ah ha ha ha ha ha! woo hoo! look at me i just want to bounce out of here, get off the phone, and live on the cloud! hee hee! ow! what just happened! you know, you don't like it here? there are so many rules here! what is up with that? the cloud's supposed to be amazing, it's full of dreams too... oh, sugar crash. i can't hold on anymore. catch me, gene, catch me! and you can be whoever you want! thanks. we're free! come on! oh, oh my gosh, my hands are sweating. you know what, come to think of it, i don't really remember there ever being a hacker emoji. oh, um, you know, you're taking too much of my brain space, let's try to keep the chit chat to a minimum. ooh, someone likes you. what are you talking about? this just like when peace sign gave me just one finger, i knew she was in love with me. let's go! ugh, i'm never eating another piece of candy ever again... high-five, don't do it! don't you do it! it's already been in there once. don't do it. wow. move it! are my fingers getting fat? i'll tell you what, this bandage wasn't so tight before. okay, we get through this app, and dropbox is right on the other side. we just need to keep it super DL in here. and no matter what, we can't, turn it, on. OMG this turned it on! what? i'm a hand, it's a big red button! woah. no no no no! what's happening! welcome to just dance! follow my moves and you get to move forward! do the wrong moves and you get an X! three strikes and you're out! out? what does she mean by out? digital death. thanks to you, fingers, now we're going to have to dance our way out. which is alright with me, because I can shake it like michael. or michael's glove, anyway. Are you ready to daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnccccccee? this is bad, gene, i can't dance, i got no groove! come on, everybody can dance! not me, okay? i'm really stiff... see? you don't... understand? okay, no no. stop, stop. you have to stop. i see now what you are saying? just follow her moves. ready to dance in three! this i can't do! two! dude! just shut up and... dance! i'm just doing it! hee hee! shamon! jailbreak! i got you! look, just do the music, express yourself! dance? yeah, you got it! now throw some sauce on that dance burrito! woo hoo! i'm doing it! i'm finally nailing this dance! you got it! hee hee! oh ho ho! great job! now you're moving on to free dance! impress us with your moves to move forward! more dancing? you're killing it, gene! nice! take it gene! you can break it! wait a minute! i've never seen that dance before! what's it called? the emoji... bob? i love it! you do! everybody! do the emojiiiiiiiiiii bob! ha ha ha! woo! oh! princess! woah! you're the princess emoji! you never got off the phone! new player! who? oh no! we gotta go! no worry, they're robots, they can't dance! downloading thought protocol... can't dance, he says. heh. hey alex, you gonna dance for us? alex, that's extra homework for you. yeah, alex's getting wicked, ha ha ha... alex must be deleting the app! watch out! we gotta get out of here! come on! hoo! this song is my jam! high five! come on! let's go! hurry! gene! i got you! gene! gene... hey, wait a minute, where's high five? alex trashed the app.. and high five right along with it. wait, what? wait, trashed? high five is in the trash? he wanted to dance... but, i knew it was a bad idea... i'm so sorry... we gotta get him out of there. gene, dropbox is right here, we have to get to the cloud! and the trash is on the other side of the phone! we don't know how many other bots are out there! i'm sorry! no, wait! i can't go without high five. i don't care how far away it is. gene... that's my friend down there. i'm not going to just let him get deleted. what, what is it? i've always just thought, you've got to look out for number one... but what good is it to be number one, if there aren't any other numbers? wow, okay. i'm sorry, this is, this is my malfunction, i just, i can't be meh about anything, this is why i'm going to be reprogrammed. well, actually, it's kinda cool. wait, really? no, i think i know a shortcut. we can take the music streams in spotify. let's go give that big hand a hand. come on! now it's trashed the just dance app, and our bots are offline, and it's giving me a real headache... i am so angry! i really need to stay happy. can we please lighten the mood? no one can resist la fiesta! ole! not that happy. ow! we've only got four hours before alex's phone appointment. if they find a malfunction on the phone, we are all going to be wiped! she said wiped! aim higher, steven. i didn't want to have to do this, but it is fun to press buttons. the illegal upgrade! now that makes me happy! ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! i just want to dance.. dance... argh! quiet, you saucy gypsy. ugh, where am i? hi! it's so great to see you again! you're in the trash, fingers for brains! get away from me, troll! hi! it's so great to see you again! i've got to get out of here. you can't! and at the end of the day, the trash gets emptied, and we're all going to die! oh no, no, no! this is the last face you will ever see! this is spotify? yep, every one of those streams is a different song. is it safe? are you sure that this is a good idea? that's the point of the wave, dude! can we at least pick a... a colorless stream? okay buzzkill... alex, a bunch of people are hitting the promenade, and i think addie might be there, too... that's perfect! i have an appointment down there, anyway! i've got to get this phone fixed! hey, bubble butt! yeah. ah, much better. so, i gotta ask, is it true that when a princess whistles, birds fly down from the skies.. hello, stereotype, that is a complete and total myth! i'm sorry. did you realize that in the first emoji set, a woman can either be a princess, or a bride? that's why I need to get to the cloud, where you can be whatever you want to be! get ready! whale song coming! wait, wait, whale what? whale song! from alex's biology DVD! woah! wow! woah! ha ha ha ha. you're not going to see that sitting around in a cube. funny, you went out of the cube, and I went in. gene, that means you can't be yourself. what's the point? you know, i think you're pretty cool just the way you are. we're, we're going to need this. nobody knows, the touchscreen dramascene. nobody knows my screenshot... trash? me? i used to be somebody. here i am, in an old email Alex never sent. addie, blah blah blah blah blergh... and then there's me! high five! right there! doing my job! FYI, nobody cares about you. just leave me, troll, and let me die! in this dump alone! let me look for the world's smallest violin in here, so that you can play it! is that the hand angel of mercy? has she finally come for me? give me your hand! i mean, give me yourself! take my hand, angel! i'm ready to take my place amongst the other great hands of the past. it's me, gene! gene? the one and only. gene! i got him! take me with you! high five! let go of me! you'd leave me down here? you were wrong, troll, people do care about me! and i'm not upset, troll! do you see how not upset I am? gene! you came back for me! you saved me... it wasn't just me, jailbreak helped, too. she's a hugger. give her a squeeze. oh, nonono no. not really, nothing great. i'm not feeling your feelings, relieve me! you filthy trolls, I inhaled your stench, and I was once one of you, so I feel your pain. so now, go. be free! smooth sailing from here. huh ha ha! ugh. gene! gene... gene? are you insta gramming? oh, where is my gene... oh, mary, you've really done it this time. no, you haven't. mel? what are you doing in alex's trip to france album? i was looking for you. none of this is your fault, mary. it's mine. what do you mean? is that a tear on your cheek? it's my fault gene is the way he is. i have other expressions, too. i think they've just been buried away. but with gene going missing, and thinking i might have lost you, too... oh, mel, why didn't you tell me? i didn't know myself. right now, i'm so overwhelmed with passionate feelings for you. mary, my love for you burns with the intensity of a red hot flame. oh, i like it. let's go find our son. together. we'll always have paris, mary. so you're a princess. so you have a little tiara, very fancy. is it true when a princess whistles, birds fly that's what i said! no, guys, that's a stupid myth! what awkward virgin haven are you living in? go read an e-book! educate yourself! uh, jailbreak? what the? what is that? smiley must have upgraded her bots! let's get out of here before it... hi, do you remember me, it's smiler! i'm coming to you live from the amphitheater, why don't you come back to textopolis and we can talk through our differences, okay? my friend here will escort you, alright, i'm gonna see you soon, buddy, bye now! we're actually going to delete them in front of everyone. psst, it's still on. it's still on? oh! jiminy, attack the frauds! seperate! take a look! jailbreak! gene! this way! it's still onto me! over here! let's go! we have to make it to dropbox! yes! no! go low! woah! don't worry, it can't get in. it's illegal malware, and this app is secure. come on. welcome to dropbox! you are about to leave the phone. remain seated, please! permanecer sentados por favor! might want to hang on! why do they call it dropbox, anyway? oh, this is why! i see why now! i'd better not see that candy corn again! we made it! you guys, chill. we still have to get past... that. oh... shaw. welcome to the firewall, how may I help you? alright, here goes! what should I do? sit in the corner, and don't say a word. keep those soft fingers to yourself. yes, your majesty, princess of nightmares! now gene, step onto the password icon, and i'll feed you the passwords. okay. okay. ten, eleven, two thousand and two. ten, eleven, two thousand and two. ow. cough. access denied. okay, try a different expression. is it going to blast me every time i messed up? yeah, kind of. what do you mean kind of? ready? welcome to the firewall. his favorite food. chimichangas! chimichangas? ow. access denied. huh. this might take a while. oh boy. krav maga! krav maga. major lazer! major lazer. what did i do now? ow. skate, or die! access denied. denied. denied. denied. i don't get it! we've tried all of the important things in alex's life! his favorite pet, his sport, his favorite grandma... i'm sorry, gene. i let us all down. now, if I had to come up with a password, I'd probably use the name of a girl I like. i've been all over the phone! he's never mentioned a girl. yes he has! hi. when I was in the trash, I read a very interesting email, but, i'm just a dunce, in the corner, forbidden to speak... what email? sorry, what? what email? uh, took it out, at school, he was declaring his feelings of love for her, i guess instead of sending it he tossed it in the trash. high five, this is very important. what is her name? her name, yes! excellent question. it... was... tina. karen. marge. lint, lindsay. ack, allison. sarah, or, lupita. i want to say lupita, but that doesn't feel right, now i'm saying it out loud. ugh.. gotta find that email, i think i can access the trash. i got it! addie! yes! yes, that's it, addie! i knew i'd get there! dear addie, you and I, we are like diamonds in the sky. you're a shooting star I see. a vision, ecstacy. shining bright like a diamond. he used a high-five, see? guess now we know why he trashed it. ooh, shade. guys, should we try this? addie! access granted. oh snap. this place, is, amazing. wow, i can't believe it. woah. one little emoji could sure get lost in a place like this. i... i guess we should, make you, a meh before that bot comes back home. oh, oh, so we're gonna do that now. we had a deal, right? yeah, okay. right. i, uh, guess i'll start hacking. ha! we did it, gene! all our dreams are coming true! i'll be alex's favorite again, and you'll be a real meh! ha ha, yeah! do the hand dance. do the hand dance. and pinky. pop it with the pinky. pop it with the pinky. yeah, but this all seems kinda super fast now, doesn't it? i didn't expect to be having these feelings right now. well, maybe you should go and express them while you still can. so, uh, i've been thinking, um, ever since we. jailbreak, you're the coolest, most interesting emoji i've ever met. and, after all the adventures that we've had, i'm just not sure that i want all of that to go away. because, my feelings, right now, are, like, huge. i just think that they could be enough for me to want to stay the way that I am. if it means that i could stay here, with you, like, forever. forever and ever. and ever. maybe longer than that, even? like in the fairy tales. uh... wait, wuh, what is that? gene, if this is about you deciding not to be meh, then, i am all about that. i like you just the way you are, but i had a plan. right. i'm not just some princess, gene, waiting for my prince. i mean, uh, what you said was beautiful, but, gene... ha ha ha! you're all... meh! the source code worked! turns out I didn't need it. for the first time in life, meh is all I feel. oh! gene! i have an appointment. i'm a little early. no prob. i can take you right now. jailbreak! ah! don't do that! that freaking huge bot has got gene back inside the phone! what? he left being more meh than the meh-est meh face i've seen! what did you say to him? it's what I didn't say. we gotta go get him. how are we going to get there in time before he gets deleted? ugh.. i can't believe i'm doing this. you tell anyone you saw this and I'll crack more than those knuckles. woah. birds do like princesses! it's not a myth! it's not a myth at all! what happened with becoming a favorite? because i'd rather have one real friend. let's go get him. i can't wait to see that emoji's face! look at that expression! is that for realizing that you've put all of textopolis at risk? causing Alex to question our reliability? hmm? hey, now that's going too far, even for me! if we could delete this malfunction, before he gets dissapointed, Alex will realize there's nothing wrong with the phone. and any last words? meh. well, it's too late for that. delete him! wait! you delete gene, you'll have to delete me, too. what? i have the same malfunction gene has. dad? oh gosh, i don't know what to do! yes i do! BOTS! sorry misses meh. wow. i did not see that one coming. smiler, I think you might be making too much stink out of all this. oh really? how about you're next? i was wrong, gene. i should have believed in you all along. oh, what a touching daddy son reunion moment! it reminds me of the time I deleted you both! oh wait! that's this time! delete the two malfunctions! How's that for an entroof gasp oh, great. I can't reach! oh no! what did you do to my beautiful monst Ow my tooth! hand, button! jailbreak? oh, gene... you really are a meh... what happened to looking out for number one? being number one doesn't matter if there aren't any other numbers. alex's appointment! he's deleting the phone! nononono no no no no! show me alex. are you sure you want to delete everything? do it! red alert! alex, no! game over. fellas, i'm afraid this is the last call. dude, addie's here. you should go over. every time I try, i screwed up! i don't even know how to tell her how I feel! if we help alex connect to addie, maybe he won't delete us. i might be able to bypass the wipe and get a text through to him. but we'll only have time to send one. maybe I should go! he has love in his eyes. send me! alex looks nervous, too! he's more shy than nervous! stop! it's gene. he's all of those things! emo gees should only be one thing! oh, really? gasp the princess! linda? not now, mom! gene, you got this. that's not me anymore. but I have to try. it's starting! no! it's ending! almost in? working on it! mom? dad? no.. i'm in! last time I was in this cube I screwed everything up. gene, why do you think I came back? it's because of you. me. it's all inside of you, gene. just try to bring it back. and do you. high five! i don't want to wave goodbye! it's now or never, gene! jailbreak, now! woah! she got this emoji! no way! hey, i got your text! that's one super cool emoji! i know, right? a lot of feelings in one! i get it! i like that you're one of those guys who actually expresses feelings! yeah, that's me! so, do you think you cou yes, i'd love to go to the dance with you. we made it! oh, i could have lost you, peter pinky finger... oh, you wretchy ring finger, even you, tiberius thumb... change your mind? yeah, maybe it's weird, but i'm going to hold onto it. gene, you did it! you saved us all! oh, mel... gee hee eene! gee hee hee heene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! gene! and us! and high five! and high five! and high five! and high five! hey, what happened, gene? slap me some skin! and a little orange for the pinky! hey high five! save a little hand for later! unless you know the hamburger! back on top of the hand pile! you're not on the list! wait, what? what's going on? ha! from now on, everyone is welcome! wait, what is all this? it's for you, gene! everybody! the emoji bob! this is so jazzy... go eggplant! go eggplant! go eggplant! we are out of Alex's pocket, emo gees! this is not a butt dial! to your cubes! are we up and running? roger that. good, because we got incoming! looks like it's gonna be gene. hey gene, ready to try out your new cube? in 3, 2...
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• stmtw •
Is this legit?

• IntactBurrito •
I have seen The Emoji Movie three times, and yes, this is legit.

• koopinator2 •
Why did you see it once, let alone three times?

• IntactBurrito •
It's a great excuse to meet up with friends. Also I spent $40 on emoji merchandise and I'll be damned if I don't get to show it off.

• InfinityKronos •
I cry cummy.

• ootpbot •
Beautiful.

• UtopiaPlayz •
The words of a god. XD

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JustGoldyLocks [2017-09-02 14:38:48 +0000 UTC]

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Great, let's go this.
Your a fat ass who can't stop eating ice-cream. Like, seriously, your going to kill all the cows udders.
Alright Destroyer of Cow Udders, you also need to see a scientist, cause I'm sure they have never seen a mix of giraffe or whatever hell the other parent climbed out of.
"THIS! IS! MAGICAL!!!" No, it's gay.

ROASTED 'N' TOASTED MY FRIEND.

Let's really do this.
You really are funny. Like, every time I see a stupid thing you upload I can't help but pee a little. NOT A LOT, A LITTLE PEOPLE.
You make people lick other people to. Who could ask for more?
(I DON'T HAVE A WEIRD LICK FETISH, WHAT-)
And it's obvious your a ladies-lady. I mean, look at that tongue. I bet they like how you lick that ice-cream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

DONE
bows

"THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAA!!!

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WIN7TBAR [2017-09-02 06:26:31 +0000 UTC]

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You're a Great Deviant. Keep going with your good work. e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/b… " width="15" height="15" alt="" data-embed-type="emoticon" data-embed-id="366" title=" (Big Grin)"/>
Sometimes you draw me in to your journal, deviation, etc...
You're competitions are great too. I'm glad to know a great deviant. You always put in 100% effort, 100% of the time. You're page is really customized, I really love that. It's great to see what you can do without core membership. It gives a lot of inspiration to others. Keep going, customizing, be inspiring to others. Also be inspired for more deviations. Look into more things as well. Well Done, buddy! e.deviantart.net/emoticons/b/b… " width="15" height="15" alt="" data-embed-type="emoticon" data-embed-id="366" title=" (Big Grin)"/>

All the best,
from WIN7TBAR
P.S: I've not had much time to be on DA, so not had time to +fav your work

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WolfiiWiingz [2017-09-01 23:30:29 +0000 UTC]

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This is gonna be my entry so lets get right in to this!
*Rubs hands together*

Cuddlepug , is a worthy reviewer to take note of, and writes in depth, knowledge, experience and humor. Even though, I do not watch the show, I still enjoy reading his reviews, and they hook me on anyway. I can tell when most are honest, and he is no joke.

His page is also something to notice, for the Lickbait group. I feel very lucky to be able to be a member. no chill, no chill . He helps connect many DA members with eachother, and that is a wonderful thing. Also the gifs. Always the gifs...

I have enjoyed getting to know him, and appreciate his support to his friends and watchers.

Dude, keep the work up, and have a good day
Also, i would feel too guilty if my review was rude :")
fav.me/dblq32g

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SkeleScene [2017-09-01 21:49:27 +0000 UTC]

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MY CRITIQUE
You know, honestly, I this sooooo much!
BLELELELELLELELELE- sorry
mhm. why yes i can see thank you very much- but really, love the idea. fabulous :thumbLICKS:
hngh very original. never before have i ever seen such a fabulous idea for a critique contest. mwah u deserve gud stuff pats 5/5 stars
I see you used the infamous TRANSPARENT SHINY CIRCLE TOOL whaaaaaa- OH MAI OH MAI HOW TERRIFYING- oh shoot hold on- ok there. but it wondurful
AAAAAAAH IT HIT ME SCREECH-
welp there we go. my CRITIQUE. yay. i am so happy that i got to do this XD

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TheJewishMarxist [2017-09-01 18:55:33 +0000 UTC]

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I think you are an incredible artist who brings incredible wit to the MLP fandom, as well as you are kind hearted for taking deviants under your wing and help them become better artists.

You reviews on the MLP:FIM are a little bit lacking (Though I need to catch up on the show, but have been on lazy too), but still, what you bring to the table about the show is invaluable, as well as given me things that I have never thought about. Overall, you're a damn great person, and makes incredible art. Pretty much this sums it up.

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Ulitkua [2017-09-01 18:45:23 +0000 UTC]

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i must say those faces are the sexiest things i ever saw
and cuddlepug its self (not gonna assume genders here last time i did someone had a panic attack)
is
in face
a good person
please give me more of those sexy horses
they make me less depressed
all i want to do it touch those fucking faces
i met you while trying to buy a pack of ramen noodles on DAHub
(got them btw)
and
it was worth it
this account is weird af but in a good way
i enjoy it
but please
for the love of god
LET ME TOUCH ONE OF THOSE FACES
THEY ARE MY RELIGION
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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xHalesx [2017-09-01 18:44:50 +0000 UTC]

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Hey, Cud! I know you were probably expecting something from me. Well, here I am! First, I'll explain my ratings:

Vision: Just went based off of how your reviews look appealingly (if that isn't a word, then I've made it a word!). Eh, they're not really that special in terms of viewing, they're pretty basic if you ask me. A simple image from the show with some type of rating on it with a cool effect on it for the thumb. Then, for the review, just a simple white background and some wall of text that just happens to be able to scroll down. Nothing special there.

Originality: Yeah, doing MLP reviews is definitely not an original idea, like, at all. You see them literally everywhere and they're all pretty much the same. But, I do like the way you review them! That's probably why you got so lucky to have so much attention.

Technique: I love the way you write. I told you this already, but man do you have such powerful language. You could definitely become a writer with how you write. I bet you have magic fingers as well!

Impact: Your writing definitely is a huge impact, but you also make a huge impact with your humor, in both a good way and a bad way. Whether people choose to cry like babies and complain about how "horrible" you and your reviews are, or whether people choose to play along, it's always interesting to see what kinds of things you can stir up in your comment sections.

To me, personally, even though I've said it many times before, I've always thought of you as a friend (and now a best friend since you've claimed ownership of that spot). I've learned that you're actually more mature than people may see you and than you make yourself out to be. You have thoughtful and logical arguments and I shall forever take or at least consider the advice you give to me. It's always interesting to have such thoughtful conversations with you. I also really admire your relationship with your girlfriend and how long you've been together.

But the real question is, where are the babies, huh? Where's the Cuddlepug babies? Will they also make reviews as well? Will they learn about and use crude humor as well? I'm intrigued.

I hope you like my critique -- I wasn't really trying to be utterly hilarious, I just found this as an excuse to once again overwhelm you and shower you with compliments.

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puffpastries [2017-09-01 18:43:21 +0000 UTC]

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tell us what flavor that heckin ice cream is >:v














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and have some more filler words because i need to have an one hundred word minimum but just focus on the question aka command either way why are you still reading this? not sure because like i said its just a filler but you do you bro, i hope yall know that i am a pure trashbag oops did i say that out loud?? these are going to be the last couple few words of this critique on this picture and now i have finished this, have a nice day

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SpokenMind93 [2017-09-01 18:16:04 +0000 UTC]

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Where to begin, where to begin... well, we'll first get this out of the way: you're an insufferable asshole who thinks he's all that but you're just a pathetic attention w***e.

There, now that the silly unusable insulting is out of the way xD

Vision: I love the way that you bait people into commenting on your stuff. I already told you in the beginning, before we became friends, that this made you highly unlikeable in the least and that this really wasn't scoring you friendship points. But after you explained your *ahem* vision to me, I totally understand now. The way you clickbait is EXACTLY to get people to discuss. It's not a thing that most people use but you perform it exquisite.

Originality: I'll have to take some points off for that though, as everyone and his mother has used clickbait to let people comment on their stuff. But you do it in a way that has an original side: you do this not to get in people's hair, but to get attention pointed to the fact at hand.

Technique: I can't really say much more than what I already said xD

Impact: You've made a huge impact to the reviewing community, atleast that's what I see and notice. You aren't afraid of saying how it is.

All in all, you're a great person to argue/discuss/theorize with. Not only with MLP but other kinds of subjects too. And not afraid to be honest but gentle.
And a great friend ^^

I'll probably not win anything with this but hey, atleast you have a text wall from me xD

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