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Idiots guide to online arguing
Published: 2010-04-26 18:46:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 72124; Favourites: 3716; Downloads: 0
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THIS IS THE CORRECT WAY TO DISAGREE ONLINE
Let me give you my assurance that these methods are all based on solid scientific documented evidence so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realise that every single one of them is absolutely true! lol Weird Al ref
WHERE WAS I? Oh yes, this is the visual version of a journal entry i posted a while back. Now aren't you all so glad that i've lent you all my wisdom?
lolBe sure to link this to anyone who you think...needs it
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which all belong to their respected artistsLarge dummy plz originated from [link] which was drawn by `krissi001
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Do I sense a trace of satire on my sarcasm radar? Oh, glorious sarcasm god, please do tell me how one can be as bitingly sarcastic as this.
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Me, sarcastic? I would never! This guide is 100% based on solid scientific documented evidence
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Oh, do tell me your sources! Where does one find such genuine and unbiased evidence?
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Internet:
The place where you take a dump on people's opinions and criticism and label them as insults and hate threats
..and make the word salt look bad
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I remember when I used to be a little bitch like that, using my age, Autism, etc. to defend myself for being a terrible, little brat. x_x
..can I go back in time and punch my 15-year-old self? Or really any time between 12 and, hmm, 19.
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At least its something you eventually grew out of now imagine if you were still doing it! :U
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Oy. I would need a brief smack to the head (or 20).
I try not to take it to heart when someone asks me for advice/critique then gets defensive about it, though. I can tell from experience that you don't always notice when you're doing it, and that sometimes it kinda comes as a survival tactic. That's what it was for me; I grew up with friends and family who constantly taunted me and put me down for everything, including my art. So I think it became a subconscious reflex to get defensive and it took a lot of effort to push myself out of that to realize that people are genuinely trying to help, not just tearing you apart. I still have to watch myself on it, sometimes.
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I hate 3 and 5 the most. When i argue in real life, they actually use those tactics. Nothing means defeat when you've got your opponent's 4 self-righteous friends screaming at you. Ah, the power of friendship.
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Remember they are always right (even when they're wrong)!
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LOL I love this and I think a lot of these are linked to narcissism...
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Don't be silly; it's because they're always right! XDD NO OTHER EXPLANATION.
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I'm so very very very wrong and should be punished. Hmm, a link to this guide will do the trick. Here you go Rightfield !
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*tips bowler hat and peers over shades* Yah man
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Alright but one time I had to tell the other idiot I had bipolar disorder because I seriusly get extremely worked up and violent when I get angry (not all bipolar people are like that, dont you dare generalize and/or use this to validate your stereotype) and this person was right, and I apologized for telling him he was wrong, but he kept insulting me, and I told him to back off because he was right and I was sorry, and that was all there was to say, but he kept on insulting me, and I was SO ANGRY I had to tell him to please stop because I had bipolar and seriously couldnt handle his rudeness anymore, and obviosly he called me a pathetic bitch that couldnt handle holding an argument and resorted to fake mental illness and... I had already told him he was right. It was the most idiotic thing I have ever witnessed and honestly I think it is a mistake to be honest in any way on the internet, because you are always going to be called an idiot for """using it""" to ask for sympathy. Like no, sometimes it is a legit reason to back off, at least in the situation I described here. You should be able to tell the difference if you are not a fucking asshole
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It was good of you to apologise when you knew you were in the wrong but you probably shouldn't have kept communicating with them after it became apparent they were a Rule 6er.
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yes, I admit part of it was my fault for not being able to just delete the messages... that's one flaw of mine, being unable to just let go haha x)
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The amount of times I've encountered the rule #5 is astounding. So many idiots here.
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This is very... informative. Now I know how NOT to behave.
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Such a win.
I swear, idiot these days online. No matter how old they are, (8 or 28) they are all freaking messed up. You can't have a site without one of them
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At least they are entertaining to a degree? 
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True, talking to them would either down or brighten your day if depending on how you talk to them though. And I happen to be downed most of the time
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No way this is totally genuine artificial imitation literal-flavour!
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I'll try some of these on employers reviewing my portfolio, that'll show em I art gooder.
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Oh yush ttly.
And remember if they dont like your portfolio Rule 1 and last Rule 4
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I hate them all, but I hold a special kernel of hatred in my heart for #3.
Having been diagnosed on the Autism spectrum since age seven (I actually do have Asperger's Syndrome), the people who use these kinds of excuses really piss me off. It's insulting to those who have these kinds of challenges and deal with them on a day-to-day basis. Having Asperger's Syndrome means that you think differently, have more trouble functioning socially, and have a shorter attention span. It doesn't mean that you're habitually bratty and mean to people, and it does not give you a free pass to be a self-righteous douche whenever it strikes your fancy. Instead, using this excuse only gives the people who are on the Autism spectrum a bad name. And if you really are using your challenges as excuses to get out of trouble, 1) it never works, and 2) again, you're giving others with the condition a bad name.
STOP IT.
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It's what happens when people give their own [insert some demographic of something here] a bad name!
And even then you don't know if they really have such a thing and are using it for a lame excuse, or have "self diagnosed" themselves online, or are just lying...to use it as a lame excuse.
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It's the reason why it makes me so angry. And it seems nowadays there's a diagnosis for everything, so it's easy to make one up.
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WHHHHHHAT YOU DONT AGREE WITH ME? BLASPHEMY, YOU BETTER RESPECT MY OPINION COS I'M RIGHT!
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Thankyou! Thankyou! I would like to thank everyone who made this possible...
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