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deaddays — The Flaming Posers Part 2
Published: 2005-11-07 08:33:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 3130; Favourites: 34; Downloads: 1181
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Hey all!I just broke my toe! Yep. It's purple and dangling lifelessly offa the end of my foot. I SMAAASHED into a toolbox while running FULL SPEED down my hallway in attempt to do something HOPELESSLY ROMANTIC for Sara. Needless to say, I blew it. Instead of swooping in as a regular cassanova, I tumbled clumsily into the room screeching like an infant girl clutching my foot before breaking into a bout of the shivers from the shock. Sexy shit!
Anyhoo, bones mend, egos mend and NEW DEAD DAYS GET POSTED! WAHA! Chickity-check it out! PART 2 of "THE FLAMING POSERS" series (changed from THE FLAMING POOSTERS for added cleverness)! Um... and it's damn right REMARKABLE how much art imitates life! Looks like his libido take a pretty hard blow here, and I'm not talking about the good kind! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! heh heh. That's right, Blowpops bubble gum lolipops! DELICIOUS!
Miraculously though, she SEEMS TO GO FOR IT! Despite what you've read in Maxim and such, there are ladies who dig a dork. God bless em. Speaking of which, I've gotta go try and make up for the toe debocle with Sara. Sure, some ladies like dorks, but everyone has their limits. THANKS FOR READING YOU'S GUYS! Part 3 comin' soon!
-John
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Comments: 49
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA ppooopie, and why on earth would she like him already 
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heheh
i so love that lower-eyelid look.. they always give the funniest expressions
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I love dorks... maybe because I am one...
Somehow I ended up with a jock boyfriend.. I dunno how that happened...
I can't wait to see this play out tho...
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Dorks are cute. Especially when they hurt themself trying to RUN!. Hello. Dorks shouldn't run.
My boyfriend hurt himself in the stairs a couple of weeks ago... Thank god it was on his way UPSTAIRS, and not on his way down...
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funny comic.
and dude, i've done stupid stuff too while trying to flirt with girls at school... i seem to bump into chair legs a lot thus loosing my balance making me thrust my arms in the air for a sec to try and regain my balance and something something like "WHOA SHIT!"... lets just say she laughs, but not with me... *sigh*
cya
Frexe
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Hahha! "Woah Shit!" is probably one of my most used phrases. I have this habit where I use it for EVERYTHING! I could be leaving the house and forget my keys and I shout "WOAH SHIT!" I could drop a skittle on the carpet and I'll shout "WOAH SHIT!" Seriously. It's a problem because everyone around me get's all concerned and startled. So now I'm ending this note... WOAH SHIT!
-John
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I really like this one! reminds me of how I used to be when i talked to girls.... im ok now tho... although now I just dont say a thing
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oh man that caught me off guard!
and I needed a good laugh, so thanks
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i have a feeling that even if your face bone broke (it does happen), then you'd still be cranking out funny stuff like this.
ps very suave injury; when anyone sees the busted toe, be sure to tell 'em you got it fighting off king kong AND godzilla. in space. definate score.
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i am so using that as a pickup line next time i am out.
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haha... awesome. i'm one of those chicks and i do love my dorky guy. and i love this comic, it makes me happy.
sorry about your tow, man. but i bet she thought it was cute anyway.
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p.s. purple toes are hot. almost as hot as saying "poopie". eewww!
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johnny! hey there DORK! my fav dork of all time! wanted to let you know that i thought your toe thing was the sexiest thing alive! hey, where it was once thought cutting of one's ear meant TRUE LOVE, the truth comes out that real romance is stubbing one's toe! oh yeah. totally works for me. thanks for stubbing your toe for me, i really appreciated it! hee. and i really appreciate the comic. its totally cute and adorable and funny and awesome and rad. like you! did i mention dorky? ok, i guess i emphasized that. anyways, keep up the good toe-bumpin shivering work! its way better than a candle light dinner!
xoxo. love, SARA
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Aw, hope your toe gets better soon.
Now I laugh at the great comic...
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA
That was great, poopie, bwaha, he said poopie, yah I’m a dork myself... but I’ve never said poopie to a girl bwahaha. that was awesome.
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I was totally going to say something like, "Um...is it just me and my shitty memory or did the title used to be The Flaming Poosters?" No need for that shit though. The only thing I ever broke on my body was my nose. I'll tell you my story since you told me one: I was playing baseball on a tennis court(you can already see where this is going, eh?) and I was the pitcher. Needless to say, I remember pitching the ball in an under-handed fashion and then KAPLOW! Next thing I know blood is pouring out of my nose. Looked like my face tried to re-enact the big bang theory or something...I still have a huge knot in the middle of my face. This current series of Dead Days is going to really hit home with me since well...I'm also a dork.
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Yes yes. Very graphic. Nice story!
-John
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Hahahaha, poor toe. But your story made my day. Especially after being violated *spasm* But I won't go into that. Dorks are sexy.
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That's strange...that's how I met my girlfriend. Except rather than correct myself, I tried to convince her it was how you say hello in African.
You don't even wanna know my excuse when I called out her sister's name in bed..........
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I totally love this, and this just confirms that i really am a dork. I say poopie to my girlfriend all the time, oddly enough it is the easiest way to make her laugh at midnight.
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... I bet you dont have to make up for the toe thing...but >.> Still... Thats really kind of funny. You know, in a painfully ...funny...sort of way. I've yet to break anything, and especially in the context of doing something romantic. BUT HEY, I have something that may (or may not) cheer you up!
I was talking to this chap on campus, and the subject of Teen Girl Squad came up. I said I was most like So-And-So, and he was like "HEY. IT WORKS! Because I'm most like Brett Bretterson!"
>.> Hah. Cheesy way to come on to someone, eh?
Hope your toe heals all...y'know. Not deformy.
Woo!
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Hey! Didn't you hear! She dumped Brett, she's going after Thompkins now! Why he be so short?
-John
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ew... danglish toe. Hmm... put a ribbon-bow on it? Maybe that will help for the time being.
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Your comics just get better and better (and I thought that was impossible, so silly of me...)
So, keep the good stuff coming, and good luck with your toe **
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I like that response that she gives at the end, didn't expect that.
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BTW..this is hilarious....I actually KNOW a guy that would do that. 
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limits to dorks.. i hear ya.. aha
but damn.. that shit must'a hurt... haah
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Poopie? Oh hells yeah, that's MY kinda guy. So suave. XD You know, I'm a sophisticated adult and find internet-crushes silly and so childlike. But I had the BIGGEST internet crush on you. EVER. Don't tell Sara. How could I help myself? You're just so talented and cute! I ws ready to fight off all the other girls. Grrr. But don't be creeped out! I'm happily attatched and I wish you all the luck with Sara.
...still, you're the cutest and most talented comic artist ever. I cherish my Dead Days book and the handwritten note and the temporary tattoos as my prized possessions. ^_^
Yeah, so keep it up, make a new book soon, and never change. Except change your toe to one that is unbroken.
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sorry kookybat, im gonna have to destroy you and fight you off!! its just what i gottsta do!
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Ahhh noooooo! I relinquish all crush to you. 
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thanks for relinquishing your crush. hee. and for giving up on that fight, im in the green party- we dont believe in war! yay! i win. make love not war.
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are you really? Good show! Go Greens. XD Yes you win. But next time I shall not give up so easily! I might..argue! Or shake my fist! Or..do an interpretive dance. o_o Yes. Dance.
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*blush* Um... *blush* Man, I have to stop applying so much blush. This make-up habit is really unhealthy. Thanks for the ego boost, really helps with the toe and all. I'm sure Sara will destroy you as soon as she gets the chance. 
-John
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Sucks 'bout your toe..haha. Sorry for laughing at you. Anyways, match made in heaven maybe? Ooooo! Am I stupid for not getting the title even though I'm not that much of a new fan? Hmmmm...Blowpops...yum.
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Nah. Don't worry about it. It'll become clear soon.
-John
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Oh if every man could find a woman like that, this world would be happy
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Oof, that toe thing - very unsexy.
But hey, maybe she'll think it's cute! It's almost like a battle wound. Chicks dig that kind of thing. I know - I'm a chick. =]
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