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crashbandicum [2017-08-25 02:45:06 +0000 UTC]

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I like niggers.

The pet store was selling them for 5¢ a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like niggers.

I took my 200 niggers home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the niggers were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap niggers.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead niggers lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet nigger and 199 dead, dry niggers.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead nigger in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two niggers at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet nigger in my toilet, two dead, frozen niggers in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred niggers in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my niggers and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my niggers. I felt better.

I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.

I like niggers.

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Homuraist [2017-08-23 20:33:48 +0000 UTC]

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You don't know me, but my name's Cy,
I'm just the O'Hare, delivery guy.
But it seems like trees might be worth a try,
So I say, let it grow.

My name's Dan; And my name's Rose.
Our son Wesley kinda glows,
And that's not good so we suppose,
We should let it grow.

Let it grow, let it grow,
You can't reap what you don't sow!
Plant the seed inside the earth,
Just one way, to know it's worth.
Celebrate the world's rebirth,
We say let it grow.

My name's Marie,
And I am three!
And I would like to see a tree,
La la la la la lala lee,
I say let it grow.

I'm Grammy Norma -
I'm old and I've got gray hair,
But I remember when trees were everywhere,
And no one had to pay for air!
So I say, let it grow!

Let it grow, let it grow,
Like it did so long ago.
It is just one tiny seed,
But it's all we really need,
Time to change your life with deed,
Time to let it grow.

My name's O'Hare, I'm one of you.
I live here in Thneedville, too.
The things you say just might be true.
It could be time, to start anew.
Maybe change my point of view!
Nah!

I say let it die!
Let it die, let it die,
Let it shrivel up and -
Come on, who's with me?

No body.
You greedy dirtbag!

Let it grow, let it grow,
Let the love inside you show!
Plant the seed inside the earth,
Just one way, to know it's worth!
Celebrate the world's rebirth,
We say let it grow!

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OddGarfield [2017-07-12 00:25:34 +0000 UTC]

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I absolutely love how you constructed this chart. It's explanatory to the every mathematical detail and gives clear proof of where we all stand at right now in history; in the Book of Books that tells our story.

I find it fascinating how God chose specific numbers for mankind to go by as teachings to be so close to knowing how the return of Christ will occur and when it will occur and yet, seem to keep us so far from knowing the day nor the hour.

This is quite the inspiration Ember, thank you for making this on Deviantart.

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longipenus [2018-12-07 19:42:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm currently am learning a lot about the end times...Let's hope and pray that Jesus comes soon because the world is getting more messed up every day  

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Serenitys-garden [2017-05-17 18:51:33 +0000 UTC]

Thank you! I am studying Beth Moore's Daniel and, yes, this can be confusing. I love time lines. My only comment would be 70 sevens instead of weeks. That always confused me until I read the etymology and realized that it literally transliterates into seven, seven of anything.
Thanks again!

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JesusFreakBlue [2017-05-13 15:05:14 +0000 UTC]

This is really interesting! Thanks for posting this!

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robbieierubino [2017-05-12 20:16:12 +0000 UTC]

So, where are we today?

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