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Once again, I have to write this ENTIRE THING from scratch!!!!! Like a moron, I stupidly assumed that I would be totally fine in saving my description here in sta.sh but clearly not so I'm just gonna breeze right through this. All you need to know is it's a terrible cartoon.

Plot- Former mobster Jimmy Falcone learns that his brother Cheeche has a hit put out on him by the don for spreading all their secrets, so Jimmy tries to reason with him and instead knocks him out of the penthouse window and moves the hit to him and his family instead. With no other options, Jimmy is forced to go to the FBI and turn in all his former friends and partners and go into witness protection under the identities of the McDougals now living in Saskatewan. If at any point you forgot any of this, the theme song will remind you. Every. Single. Episode. The episodes suck too, it's all just the same stupid, tired jokes you'd expect with maybe the occasional curveball thrown in like finding Al Capone frozen solid and unthawing him in modern day.
Characters- There isn't a single original character here since almost everyone is taken from a Seth MacFarlane show: son Petey is just Steve/Cleveland Jr., oldest daughter Theresa is just Roberta, Uncle Cheech is just Roger but without the ambiguous sexuality, youngest daughter Gina is just Stewie (again sans ambiguous sexuality), Jimmy is basically a fatter Stan, and wife Cookie is pretty much Donna. There's also their parole officer Strait McCool, a blatant Dudley Do-Right knock-off who looks, sounds, and acts like every Canadian PSA fused into a single character with all the patriotism that would entail to the point it gets annoying.
Enjoyment- Hate it, That's all I got.
Creativity- NA
Execution- I hate this series. I hate everything in this series. I can barely think of a single redeeming thing this series has. What's worse is that it's the WORST kind of bad; it's not offensive like the Nutshack, it's not horrenous like King Star King, it's not even horrifying like Where the Dead go to Die, it's just so fucking boring!

(sorry for the shitty review; I couldn't find the original draft so I'm just stuck with this). Final score is 10 after 1/2 Penalty for bad animation and voice acting, and 1/2 Bonus Star for being a hulu-exclusive).

Description
Once again, I have to write this ENTIRE THING from scratch!!!!! Like a moron, I stupidly assumed that I would be totally fine in saving my description here in sta.sh but clearly not so I'm just gonna breeze right through this. All you need to know is it's a terrible cartoon.

Plot- Former mobster Jimmy Falcone learns that his brother Cheeche has a hit put out on him by the don for spreading all their secrets, so Jimmy tries to reason with him and instead knocks him out of the penthouse window and moves the hit to him and his family instead. With no other options, Jimmy is forced to go to the FBI and turn in all his former friends and partners and go into witness protection under the identities of the McDougals now living in Saskatewan. If at any point you forgot any of this, the theme song will remind you. Every. Single. Episode. The episodes suck too, it's all just the same stupid, tired jokes you'd expect with maybe the occasional curveball thrown in like finding Al Capone frozen solid and unthawing him in modern day.
Characters- There isn't a single original character here since almost everyone is taken from a Seth MacFarlane show: son Petey is just Steve/Cleveland Jr., oldest daughter Theresa is just Roberta, Uncle Cheech is just Roger but without the ambiguous sexuality, youngest daughter Gina is just Stewie (again sans ambiguous sexuality), Jimmy is basically a fatter Stan, and wife Cookie is pretty much Donna. There's also their parole officer Strait McCool, a blatant Dudley Do-Right knock-off who looks, sounds, and acts like every Canadian PSA fused into a single character with all the patriotism that would entail to the point it gets annoying.
Enjoyment- Hate it, That's all I got.
Creativity- NA
Execution- I hate this series. I hate everything in this series. I can barely think of a single redeeming thing this series has. What's worse is that it's the WORST kind of bad; it's not offensive like the Nutshack, it's not horrenous like King Star King, it's not even horrifying like Where the Dead go to Die, it's just so fucking boring!

(sorry for the shitty review; I couldn't find the original draft so I'm just stuck with this). Final score is 10 after 1/2 Penalty for bad animation and voice acting, and 1/2 Bonus Star for being a hulu-exclusive).