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Published: 2016-09-25 17:59:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 8047; Favourites: 231; Downloads: 48
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Description     Legend says, in the rolling fields of the island of Menagerie, there lives a breed of Avian Grimm that has a longer neck than it has wings. This species of Grimm used to infest the fields so much and lay such aimless violence at people who wished to establish farming communities, that the kingdom of Mistral declared war on them, and sent a team of four Huntsmen to exterminate them. The four believed that the Grimm would be easy pickings due to their flightlessness, but they gravely miscalculated. The Grimm, it turns out, could run like the devil himself, and none of the heavy artillery they brought was fast enough to catch them. And, facing them in the meelee was pure suicide by trampling; these Grimm could travel in flocks of hundreds. Finally, and begrudgingly, after weeks of failed attempts, the four Huntsmen returned to Mistral in shame, to be forever consigned as the men who lost a war against flightless birds. 
    These questionably-fearless Grimm (some believe that they didn't actually consider the four Huntsmen as any threat) were named "Gunrunners" after their ability to run faster than heavy gunnery can turn to follow them.


Based on the Great Australian Emu War of 1932. World History is insane.
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Comments: 13

cyberneticwolf [2018-08-14 00:43:45 +0000 UTC]

if you have time I'd love to see a goose ( like the story of the Golden Goose) 

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Roth1000 [2018-03-25 04:46:15 +0000 UTC]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgqMQI…

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STRRRWBY [2017-12-17 06:27:02 +0000 UTC]

*Sees Grimm, dies of laugheter*

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MoonCousin [2017-02-24 08:01:06 +0000 UTC]

Being an Australian i love how deadly aussie wildlife is and i feel even an Emu grimm could lay waste to entire army by simply being Australian.

Awesome design.

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GhostBear3067 [2016-11-24 00:09:17 +0000 UTC]

That is just not fair, the normal ones already beat the Australian Army.

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Lightning-in-my-Hand In reply to GhostBear3067 [2016-11-24 01:06:16 +0000 UTC]

Maybe if the Australian Army had weapons that were also guns, they would have won.

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drewsb [2016-10-03 16:24:30 +0000 UTC]

Ruby's worst nightmare!

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DRAGOREX [2016-09-26 05:40:12 +0000 UTC]

As if Cassowaries were'nt terrifying enough

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linkparadox In reply to DRAGOREX [2016-09-28 01:18:37 +0000 UTC]

the used of a like button is needed

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DRAGOREX In reply to linkparadox [2016-09-28 05:23:30 +0000 UTC]

sorry?

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Raptor-Comics [2016-09-25 18:12:48 +0000 UTC]

... Should have used landmines. 

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linkparadox In reply to Raptor-Comics [2016-09-28 01:17:52 +0000 UTC]

yes yes they should have

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ZahlenO [2016-09-25 18:11:12 +0000 UTC]

And... the queue gets one more for the taking

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