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Garchompisbeast In reply to VL32 [2016-10-02 09:09:36 +0000 UTC]

"and not even the good kind!"

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-21 06:11:32 +0000 UTC]

blake: I'm still reading it ruby just stole 50 shade from me 

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-21 19:02:16 +0000 UTC]

Me: Might as well take that back because we want Ruby to stay innocent and lovable as she is 

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-21 20:30:24 +0000 UTC]

ruby: * throws the book a yang's head *

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-21 20:38:26 +0000 UTC]

Yang: Hey what was that for?
Ruby: For making me read that stupid book!!!
Me: Hey at least you're one of the lucky souls who didn't see the movie because that's alot of more "what the fuck did I just witness" so you're lucky.
Weiss: I'll say my sister forced me to watch that movie with her.

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-21 20:39:56 +0000 UTC]

enrique: you enjoyed it didn't you weiss
weiss: no I did * blushes *

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-21 20:47:20 +0000 UTC]

( Thank you for the watch also care to ready my rwby fanfiction I made thirteen chapters are already out)
Me: The things in that movie to pleasure a woman I questioned.
Qrow: Hey I did some of those things to Winter on our 10th date.
Weiss: WHAT?!?!?!

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-21 20:50:27 +0000 UTC]

( sure why not link please )
qrow: what she wanted it
enrique: qrow you a man * snap points at qrow *
qrow: hey * snap points at enrique *
enrique: I bet you want jaune to do the same thing to you weiss
weiss: NO I DON'T 
enrique: sure you don't 

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-21 20:59:52 +0000 UTC]

( Don't know how to do that, but just type my deviantart name and if you see either one of my oc team DOVE's bio ,overview, or chapters just click on it and click my name and it will send you to my profile oh and if you see artwork of my team that's not from me that's artwork of my friend Taytimo since I can't draw)
Weiss: I rather have Neptune do it to me! (slaps her mouth with both of her hands)
Me: And Enrique I'm pretty sure Pyrrha want Jaune to do those type of things to her.
Qrow: I agree on that one man

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-21 21:03:09 +0000 UTC]

enrique: hey I'm adding girls to jaune's harem okay
weiss: how may girls does jaune have?
enrique: 2 pyrrha and spotted heart  

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-21 21:04:37 +0000 UTC]

Me: Yo Jaune did you get it on with Pyrrha yet?
Jaune: Yeah.
Qrow: Hey this dense blonde finally got some!!!
Enrique: Finally!!!
Me: It's about damn time.

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-21 21:06:53 +0000 UTC]

enrique: I'm proud of my cousin 
jaune: spotted heart gave me some two 
enrique: really now
jaune: yep

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-21 21:17:23 +0000 UTC]

Me: What you know this guy's a player.
Qrow: Meh Winter's enough for me since she definitely know how to treat me and I was her first!
Me: Hey (gives a high five to Qrow)
Qrow: Yep, but still Enrique how many girls are you trying to give Jaune?
(BTW did you arrive on my profile?)  

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-21 21:19:58 +0000 UTC]

( I did when I added you )
enrigue: at least 21 more 

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-21 21:24:34 +0000 UTC]

Me: Jesus we are not trying to turn him like this drunk guy here.
Qrow: What's wrong with having a lot of girls?
Me: Nothing it's that I'm pretty sure Jaune here doesn't want to be a polygamist.
Enrique: Nothing's wrong with polygamy.
Me: Except when you get that one crazy psycho bitch.
( When you read the chapters feel free to tell me what you think of each chapter or if you read my oc team's bio and overview feel free to tell me what you think of them) 

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-21 21:29:03 +0000 UTC]

( will do )
enrique: who 

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-21 21:38:12 +0000 UTC]

Me: Have you ever watch an anime called "School Days" and basically the main character got a yandere and a crazy bitch to love him, he dumps one of them to be in an relationship with the other girl, the crazy girl kills him by stabbing him to death in his own room, then the yandere bitch kills that girl and check to see if she really was pregnant with the dude's child after saying she got pregnant when they had sex to which it's being false by literally cutting open her stomach, and the yandere bitch had the main guys head and sailed off on a boat to nowhere

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-21 21:43:00 +0000 UTC]

enrique: I've heard of school days and I'm picking them so if the come off as yandere I'll just make them forget about jaune 

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-21 21:44:49 +0000 UTC]

Me: Yeah we don't need a killer psychopath in the harem.
Qrow: Or a very clingy one, but Winter is off limits.
Enrique: Got it.
( Are we making like a skit or something right now because this is getting fun)

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-21 22:33:48 +0000 UTC]

( yes we are it's more role play than anything really *
enrique: we will inform the men jaune has gotten with to hot women 
qrow&crdl: YEAH!!!! * they salute as manly tears fall from their eyes *

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-21 22:38:40 +0000 UTC]

(Well alright then)
Me: Are they really going to do that?
Ozpin: Pretty much.
Me: BTW does Ironwood know about Qrow and Winter's-
Ozpin: No they kept it a secret, but Qrow really wants to piss of Ironwood.
Me: Heh I'll actually do the same thing if I was in his shoes.
Ozpin: Shoul we stop them?
Me: No let them have their fun.

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-21 22:42:26 +0000 UTC]

enrique: * runs to ironwood * hey qrow and winter ha-
winter: * covers enrique's mouth * we had something for you james 

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-21 22:45:16 +0000 UTC]

Ironwood: And what is it?
Winter: Well it's um...
Qrow: Me and your best soldier had sex.
Winter: (blushes madly) QROW!!!!
Me: You just had to say it?
Qrow: Hey if there was a time to piss Jimmy off this would be it

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-21 22:49:01 +0000 UTC]

enrique: * brofists qrow * yyyyeeeeaaaahhhh

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-21 22:58:12 +0000 UTC]

Winter: QROW WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NOW?!?!?!?!?
Ironwood: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Me: Yeah I'm out of here good luck you two.
Qrow: Oh please I can easily beat up that tin can.
(Ironwood charges at Qrow, but Qrow punches him in the face that made him slammed into the wall behind Qrow)
Winter: Wow.
Qrow: So Winter want to go at it again in my place with just the two of us?
Winter: Well I'm free anyway so yeah let's go.

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-21 23:10:58 +0000 UTC]

qrow: good * picks winter up and takes her to he's place *

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-21 23:16:52 +0000 UTC]

( How long are we going to do this role play since I'm doing drafts for the fourteenth chapter of my rwby fanfiction)
Me: Well look at that a highly prideful soldier in love with an always drunk huntsmen what are the odds of that happening?
Enrique: Hey love can come in many different forms, but at least it isn't the fucked up ones.
Me: Amen to that so shouldn't you be finding girls for Jaune's harem?
Enrique: Oh yeah.

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-21 23:46:41 +0000 UTC]

( we can stop whenever you like okay )
jaune: ruby agreed so did yang, blake, velvet, coco, nora( sorry if you ship her with ren ), reese and weiss
weiss: when did I say yes
enrique: in you're sleep 

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-21 23:49:56 +0000 UTC]

( How about we continue this tomorrow)
Me: Well it's better than Neptune since he's a ladies man.
Enrique: Yeah like literally hit every pretty girl he sees.
Jaune: And is sometimes a complete moron.
Me: Like you when you didn't notice Pyrrha's feelings for you.
Jaune: Hey don't go there

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-21 23:52:35 +0000 UTC]

( cool )
enrique: at least he show through spotted heart's love for him right juane
jaune: yep

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-22 00:48:16 +0000 UTC]

Me: Wow how much of a dense, stereotypical dumb blonde can you be to not notice Pyrrha's affection, but you know spotted heart's affection wow man just wow.
Enrique: Hey at least he's not Ichika from Infinite Stratos.
Jaune: Yeah that guy is dense as hell.
Me: Oh yeah totally dense as hell.

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-22 00:52:51 +0000 UTC]

( granted I never watched that anime )
enrique: * sigh * it was more or so that we need someone that can keep the others in check 

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-22 00:57:16 +0000 UTC]

Me: Was it Ozpin to keep them in check?
Enrique: Yeah it was since he can keep everyone on check.
Jaune: That is his thing after all.
Me: So you guys wanna play some Battlefield 4?
Enrique: Hell yeah.
Jaune: Sure.

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-22 00:59:59 +0000 UTC]

jaune&enrique: * kills everyone that isn't on their team * fuck yeah

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-22 01:07:42 +0000 UTC]

Me: This is awesome, but it sucks that we don't have another member to play recon or this won't be much fun.
Jaune: Yeah, but still all three of us are kicking their ass.
Enrique: Yep so what do you guys want to play next after this?
Me: How about Black Ops 3 zombies on The Giant, but should we invite another guy to make sure we don't get killed.
Enrique: How about Qrow?
Me: Nope too busy fucking Winter.
Enrique: Neptune?
Jaune: Too busy hitting on girls.
Enrique: Ozpin?
Me: Yeah he always have a lot of free time so invite him.

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-22 01:09:16 +0000 UTC]

* ozpin comes in with black ops 3 *
ozpin: let's play

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-22 01:37:56 +0000 UTC]

* Me, Jaune, Enrique, and Ozpin playing The Giant in Black Ops 3 killing every zombie while making it look like a Michael Bay movie if it was less patriotic and actually better than the crap he made especially the transformer franchise and made it to wave 100*

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-22 01:51:17 +0000 UTC]

enrique: come jaune don't go down you survived 100 waves please don't go down
jaune: I'm trying okay 

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-22 01:55:03 +0000 UTC]

Ozpin: Indeed I only survived to wave 45 until I went down and this is a new record for me.
Me: Same here so nobody go down like a fucking moron.
Jaune: Seriously this like a Michael Bay movie with the explosions, but the movie is actually pretty damn good and less stupid.
Enrique: Yeah and so far we're doing damn well great.
(That's when Qrow and Winter walked in the room)
Winter: What are those four doing.
Qrow: Playing Black Ops 3 zombies.

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-22 02:07:57 +0000 UTC]

jaune: FUCK YOU UNDEAD BITCHES 
enrique: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
ozpin: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK YYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
qrow: da fuq

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-22 02:12:24 +0000 UTC]

Me: Guys we're running low on ammo!!!
Jaune: Shit I'm out of everything!!!
Ozpin: Oh shit same here!!!
Enrique: Hold the line!!!! Hold the line!!! HOLD THE MOTHERFUCKING LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!
*That's when everyone got downed and the round was over*
Jaune: God damnit we were so close to our goal!!!
Enrique: Yeah just survive fifteen more waves and we've made it.
Me: Fuck, but that was a good game and it sounded like a Michael Bay movie.
Jaune, Enrique, and Ozpin: *agreeing*
Qrow: What are you guys doing?

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-22 02:15:52 +0000 UTC]

enrique: being badasses 

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-22 02:19:50 +0000 UTC]

Qrow: "Sure" so what do you guys want to do now?
Enrique: To be honest we have absolutely no damn idea.
Jaune: Yeah we were trying to beat our record.
Me: Which proved to be a hopeless dream.
Qrow: Well whatever I'm going to hang out with my babe again good luck with your gals.

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-22 02:26:35 +0000 UTC]

enrique: thanks kendra is cute 
kendrick: STOP CALLING ME BY MY REAL NAME!!!!!
enrique: no

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thataveragedude In reply to annastarkthehedieg [2016-02-22 02:31:12 +0000 UTC]

Ozpin: Agreed I'm going to see Glynda.
Me: Yeah I'm going to see Ami (BTW my girlfriend name is Ami she's half japanese half Korean and we've been together for almost four years now)
Jaune: Yeah I need to check up on my girls as well

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annastarkthehedieg In reply to thataveragedude [2016-02-22 02:33:06 +0000 UTC]

enrique: hey kendra wanna play some modern warfare 3 with me?
kendrick: sure

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