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"Let he who is without kink cast the first shame."ΒUsbdongle 8:7
That charity stream was insane for everyone.
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Me: OH yeah I forgot you're a werewolf, but do some people usually try to shoot you with silver bullets?
Alex: You have no idea how many times that happens to me when I'm not hanging with you guys, and thank god none of you try to shoot me with silver bullets.
Me: You're welcome for that.
Alex: Well who wants to party?
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( I'm a mlp fan as well as a fan of many things as seen on my account )
pinkie: YEAH A PARTY
enrique: what the fuckΒ
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( Yeah my girlfriend's little cousin who's eight years old right now is also an mlp fan as well)
Jaune: Is everyone else seeing a talking horse?
Enrique: Okay who put drugs in the root beer?
Samata: I think it might be the crackers.
Kendrick: I'm gonna pretend she's not even there.
Me: Same.
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alex: mom da fuq
pinkie: sorryΒ
enrique: * spits he's coke cola out * she's you're mom?
alex: I'm adoptedΒ
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Me: Yeah I'm going to Silver's monastery to forgot this and delete it from my memory so see ya guys I'm going to the monastery.
Jaune: I'm coming along.
Enrique: I think we all need to got to that monastery.
Kendrick: Ditto.
Samata: Nah I'm good with this, and this is pretty awesome.
Alex: Sometimes it is.
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alex: sometimes it isn'tΒ
samatha: * munching on her crackers *
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Samatha: So care to explain how in the world did your mother get here?
Alex: She tends to break logic in so many different ways that I can't even explain.
Samatha: So she's like the deadpool of whatever universe she's from?
Alex: Yeah you can put it that way
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pinkie: * now in human form * yep
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Alex: See what I mean?
Samatha: Indeed.
Pinkie: So when's the party gonna start?
Alex: I think the party isn't happening anytime soon since you arrived unexpectedly.
Pinkie: How come?
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alex: I think because you're my momΒ
pinkie: oh
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( I'm gonna hit the hay early today so have a good night my friend, and be sure to read my fanfiction when you have the time)
Samatha: Oh don't be like that even if she isn't your real mother she takes care of you as if you were actually her child.
Alex: Well that's true.
Samatha: And I like it how she says "screw logic I can do whatever I want because I'm awesome."
Alex: She is pretty awesome, and actually pretty funny at times.
Samatha: So want to introduce her to Silver?
Alex: Sure.
Pinkie: Who's Silver?
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( ight night man )
alex: you'll see mom
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*As Alex, Samatha, and Pinkie were making their way to Silver's monastery Pinkie saw the front, and she couldn't believe that it looked like a castle from a fairy tale*
Pinkie: Woozers that place looks cool like the castle Twiley have!!!
Alex: How do you think Silver is going to react to this?
Samatha: Probably surprised, but doesn't care if she's weird.Β
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alex: yep
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Samatha: Wait til you see the inside of it.
Pinkie: Wait why?
Alex: You'll see
*As they entered the monastery it was filled with trees, flowers, a clear ocean blue spring, scented candles at the entrance, and the inside looks like a palace from a story*
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pinkie: wowie this so prettyΒ
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Silver: Welcome to my peaceful sanctuary.
Pinkie: Who's this?
Alex: That's Silver the owner of this monastery.
Samatha: And totally awesome monk dude.
(BTW had any time to read my fanfiction or still too busy)
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( I've read abit I'll fave it okay )
pinkie: wow
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(Okay)
Silver: So what do you think of my monastery?
Pinkie: Almost looks like the castle me and my friends have, except it's made of crystal.
Silver: A palace made of crystal?
Pinkie: Yeah I have a picture of it *shows picture* see?
Silver: Who are those ponies in front of the castle?
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alex: her friendsΒ
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Silver: But she's not anywhere in this photo.
Pinkie: Actually I am *points to herself in the picture* that's me.
Silver: *looks back at forth at the photo then to Pinkie* How are you human when you're a pony in that photo?
Alex: She tends to break logic.
Silver: Pinkie wasn't it? Care to show me what Alex meant by that?
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pinkie: * turns into a pony and human *
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( can you please write more if you can since I tend to lose some ideas aside from that Qrowin lemon we did)
Silver: I see, and might I say she's one incredible person to be with.
Alex: She actually is.
Samatha: Hey Silver is it okay if we can throw a party in here?
Pinkie: Yeah! Can we please, please ,please, please?!?!?!?!?
Silver: But of course just don't make a mess since I like to keep my monastery the way it is if you can.
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alex: really well there as been sometimes it can get of han but we we keep it cleanΒ
* the monastery is decorated to suit silver's like and needs as well as a bbqs for jaune and enrique to cook at *Β
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Silver: Well I must say Pinkie you know how to throw a party.
Pinkie: It's my nature to do so.
Silver: Now may I ask where in the universe did you come from and also aren't your friends worried about you?
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pinkie: I told them I'll be here and annastarkthehedieg as made all of her aus connected to each other so I'm like a 100 years old right now to her at least Β
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Silver: Well you know what they say the universe is full of unexplained and fascinating surprises.
Pinkie: That what Twilight say all the time when one of us mention about space.
Silver: Indeed so care to tell me about Alex as well?
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pinkie: he's my adopted sonΒ
alex: yep and well not only that but I'm a general for both cleastia Β and lunaΒ
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Silver: A general now that's something.
Pinkie: He diffidently is, so enough talk and more partying.Β
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alex: okay mom
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( Okay let's put this on hold for now and I'll message you so we can resume since you know school is being a pain for me right now)
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( cool )
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(til next time)
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This is like the voicemail incident, only except there's no coffee around, and Nora's chained up for the next few years because of it.
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Why is she reading that?! XD
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You obviously didn't watch the Roosterteeth 24 ExtraLife stream.
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Blakes all hurt from ruby dissing her book xD
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