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Mr-Culexus — Disconought
Published: 2008-10-12 12:53:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 48034; Favourites: 255; Downloads: 1308
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For extra effect, visit sad trombone immediately after reading this comic.Request: A disco dreadnought trying to impress some females with his moves and failing miserably due to his inflexible body, then getting consoled. There were also continued requests for 40k women outside of daemonettes and sisters of battle (even flatteringly, specifically for commissar Raege).
Another artist actually did this before me with a better disconought and an awesome "Sister of Boogie" so its worth finding that if you can. I just felt like doing it also.
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makes you wonder what would her reaction to a dancing primarch would be
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She would pass out...........
Magnus: Hmph, bookworm they call me. I bet none of them could do this without breaking a sweat!
Leman Russ: Oh, it's on ya' ginger jackass
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Justinian: Stand back brothers let me show you how we did it back in the 2nd meleinium.
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*everyone watches*
Magnus: hmmmmmmmmmmm, not bad
Rogal Dorn: In my opinion, dancing is stupid
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Tamiriel (The eldar that tags along with the Temporal Knights): You humans certainly have made it entertaining, more entertaining than back home at least
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Jacob: You!! You left me on Secrairax to fend off against Chaos!!!!
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Tamiriel: uh, who are you? sorry to say but us eldar tend to look alike due to a small genepool. You may have mistaken me for someone else.
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Jacob: More like you have a terrible memory, Tamiriel.
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Tamiriel: wait if it happened a little over 8 standard years ago then I can explain, you remember how the suffering that attracted chaos to begin with was caused by the dark eldar right? I was taken as a slave I was there for 5 years before being given to him *points to Justinian* as a reward for convincing the Khan to leave Commoragh.
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Jacob: hhhmmmmmmmmmmmm, I remember that as well. I originally went there to murder the Archon of the Kabal of Steel, avenging Catchan. That was until a Chaos Traitor legion somehow beat me to it. *sigh* If it wasn't for my Power Hammer, that world would have been selected for exterminatus.
Sevitor: It was recored that an estimated 400,000,000 Kabal and Traitor forces were single-handly destroyed by the Grand Inquistor on that day.
Jacob: Stop that!
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Tamiriel: Just don't tell Bion that, like the works he's obsessed with finding challenging opponents.
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Templar: Where is he at the moment? I don't think I've met him yet
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*a ripped man in black armor with white markings and a cape walks in and process to own the dance floor* Tamiriel: That's him.
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Jacob: I KNOW HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE WAS ARMAEGADDON WHILE I WAS STATIONED THERE!!
(that was after the whole Kabal situation)
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Bion: er, who are you? All I remember from that party was being waist deep in deamons and having a grand ole time.
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Jacob: Remember that one lad, laughing like a maniac and killing anything in his path with a power hammer?
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Bion: oh yeah, though I did my dirty work by hand, who needs a power weapon with guns like these *flexes*
Tamiriel: yeah, why are you here? Let me guess, chaos incursion so bad you have to show up for the party?
Bion: nah not this time. A personal adversary will show his squid face soon enough.
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Jacob: and who may that be? we may be after the same person....
Raege: Wait, Jacob. When did you get here?
Boone: He was always here!
Jacob: Bion, who is this heretic
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Bion: okay but I need your word that you'll hear out the context.
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Jacob: Very well. Leave out NO detail! Also, the Emperor is also paying attention, SSSooooooo. Pls don't make warp storms appear across the whole sector
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Bion: okay you know how the warp is the subconscious reflection of your world as in universe? Well, there exists a similar realm but across all worlds. And I am a god of that realm, he who governs death. Now as a practical man I see more lives living as more lives that will hopefully meet a peaceful end, this brings me into conflict with Cuthulu, he who governs destruction. You're most likely tracking his cultists inquisitor, he and Nyarlethotep, he who governs deceit, have favored chaos. speaking of their ritual which would also tear a hole in the warp will be completed by the time we can ask for reinforcements luckily I had placed some rumors to get farsight, Tamiriel' s craftworld, and Ghazkull here to aid against the coming black crusade.
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Jacob: hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I heard rumours about their existance. I heard that the Sensei were instrumental to their plans....
Boone: For those who don't know, the Sensei are true blood descentdants to the Emperor and were targeted by the Inquistion for a while. That was before Magnus sent Frydor Dragonsov and his followers into the Warp
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Bion: nope any blood of the emporer will do, In fact it's slightly better for the easier to acquire chaos marine due to the connection with the warp.
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Jacob: Well, then the Sensei are screwed!! *realisation* IF they find out that the Sensei are the strongest Psykers Mankind has to offer!!!
*while Jacob is going on a bit of a Epiphany/rant*
Boone: He is one of those Sensei people, you know. No-one actually believed him until one of those cu-
Reage: BOONE!! Don't say that name! You'll attract one here!
(Boone was about to mention the Adeptus Custodes, Which are basically very, very,very weird people. Best description of these guys comes from Alfabusa)
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Bion: oh, the strippers, yeah what'd they do?
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Boone: Just looking at them was terrifying.. *shudders*
Jacob: How they managed to be some of the best warriors Mankind has is beyond me.
Reage: At least fire holds them at bay.......
*ackward silence*
Jacob: Wanna kill cultists?
Reage: After that discussion? Why not
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Bion: well then let's hit the road.
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I love Raege's reaction on this, largely because it's just out of character enough to be really surprising, but still somewhat plausible.
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This was really before I'd established what her character was, tbh.
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Ah, that would explain it. I thought it wasn't that far off given her mixture of annoyance and boredom on the first panel.
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Awesome, all of it is. That last line though. That was hilarious! xD
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I'm glad you like some of this old stuff
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Well, classics are called that for a reason. :3
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Thats a very generous bit of wording
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DANCE TO THE DANCE FLOOR !
And err... Dread to the Dreadnought?
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The Disco Marines. Always dancing, all the time.
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Pretty Marines, most likely. They have all the disconoughts.
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I wonder if they have a volume button and the forget how to use it.
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AWWWWW poor dreadnaught, i am going to buy one now and paint it like that
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"Slam diggity" is my new favourite term of describing stuff.
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Eldar war machines of death are always ready to hear your sorrows.
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