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Published: 2011-04-03 01:24:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 6785; Favourites: 468; Downloads: 88
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Because Ezio looks like a crow when he perches on things in that black outfit.I have like a million ideas for what the crow is saying, most of which involve the word "bro".
"Hey bro."
"Got a light, bro?"
"Kill someone already. I'm hungry."
"That's my spot, bro. Get your own."
"Scendere il mio davanzale, fratello."
"So are you gonna jump or what? I don't have all day."
"I'M A BIRD, MOTHAF******, I'M A BIRD"
"Caw, bro. Caw."
Et cetera, et cetera.
CAPTION CONTEST GO.
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Ezio © Assassin's Creed 2 © Ubisoft
Art © Me
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Ah, screw it. I like the background better.
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Comments: 227
Wooooow, their talk is funny, pic is incredible ))
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This is brilliant! Very nicely done 
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Thanks!
Do show me C: I wouldn't mind you putting it up if it's not too close. Shoot me a link, would you?
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thanks, I sent you a note with a link!
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Epic. Totally epic. So epic, it's like the inventor of the word 'epic' doesn't know how epic this is.
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Oh, that's my jam, oh that's my jam.. I'M A BIRD..etc
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Ohhh yeaaahhh that's my JAM! I'M A BIRD MOTHAF******!!
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I think I actually love the man.
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Don't we all.
I'll bet every girl and some of the guys are murderously jealous of iJustine.
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I have to admit, just a teensy little bit.
Anyway, I won't rest until I win a t-shirt..
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Pff I'll probably end up buying one.
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Same, but I don't think I can, being as I live in the UK and the store only mentions dollars and euros.. ahh!
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Ooh, that sucks D:
Though PayPal can do conversions. I buy stuff from Europe all the time.
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Ooh, I should definitely look into it. I swear, I think I want every single piece of his merch..
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Haha you're not alone. I want the AC "Kill 'em with your awesome" shirt really bad. Also "CAREFUL, HARRY! He doesn't have a nose", and "Grenades and ham".
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I want the 'I'm a bird motherf--' and the regular Tobuscus shirts really bad.
Have you been watching his LazyVlogs? :')
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I've watched some of his LazyVlogs, but I usually don't find them as entertaining as the game commentary.
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Oh, I love them. I recommend the 'Laughing Sucks' one, it made me laugh so much. >.<
I've started watching the Halo game commentary and oh my gosh, he's hilarious. :L
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I've watched most of his commentaries. I'm not interested in Halo or Call of Duty, so I haven't seen those.
I've watched Amnesia, Amnesia:Justine, AC: Brotherhood, Home Front, Fallout:New Vegas, Bulletstorm, Dead Space 2, and Portal 2.
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I started to watch the Amnesia one, but chickened out (that sh*t looks terrifying!). I'm on to about part 69 (LOL) of the AC
Anyway, at least he knows himself that he's pretty shocking at playing games :L
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I like "Kill someone already, I'm hungry." and "So are you gonna jump or what? I don't have all day."
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That is pretty funny; I chuckled to myself when I read the description. xD
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Ok, I just love this pic...bro
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"I'M A BIRD, MOTHAF******, I'M A BIRD"
that got me in hysterics! classic...
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Anything that comes out of Toby Turner's mouth is INSTANTLY a classic.
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Haha. I haven't played enough of this amazing game to realize that he really does look like a crow when he perches on rooftops and overhanging ledges and whatnot like that. Thanks for showing the world something quite ironic and humorous. Your style is flawless.
PS...I love the colors.
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Thank you vary much! I'm glad you see it too C:
Aaand thanks again ^^
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I'm a bird reference?! You just became my new favorite X3
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Haha yess.
I'm your favorite because I'M A MOTHA F***** BIRD.
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