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This must be the most useful tutorial I have submitted yet.Results guaranteed.
Hard to pick a category for this considering its... ah... somewhat parodic nature! It was my response to the fact that I've loafed around being unproductive for the past month and a half.
I hope it provides some amusement.
I forgot to say that it was suggested by the lovely ~Eeyore4444 (the queen of art block, or rather, the queen of not posting anything in her gallery. Ever) - I'm sorry hun!
Edit: I can't believe it. I think that writing this may well have cured my art block. That's it, guys! The solution is to take the mickey!
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MUSE-42 [2016-05-12 05:01:59 +0000 UTC]
I'm pretty sure I'm not alone in being able to feel this on a spiritual level.
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Penartist70000 [2015-10-31 16:48:51 +0000 UTC]
LOL, ripping sketches I try to complete is practically anger management for me.
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MaudeDraws [2015-09-21 21:01:47 +0000 UTC]
"Try to take as many requests or commissions as possible. The more you take, the greater the pressure, and the greater sense of despair you will feel upon picking up a pencil."
I feel this part. I feel it so damn hard. Mostly on Tumblr, and I have no idea how to limit the amount of requests to take other than turning off the ask box.
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Jaeger-the-Great [2015-07-28 11:43:39 +0000 UTC]
Now I just need to find a tutorial on how to escape art block...
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SwissCheesy [2015-07-27 21:30:20 +0000 UTC]
Are you stalking me? Because that's what I'm currently doing.
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pozolegirl [2015-02-11 02:10:46 +0000 UTC]
This made me laugh. XD It's so true, really.... XD
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AmIProdigy [2014-07-19 03:10:20 +0000 UTC]
Is it bad that maximizing inefficiency step one is my usual behavior when I encounter this problem? I'm pathetic lo
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Charlockle [2014-05-19 20:47:45 +0000 UTC]
I love this because it's witty, but also because people - well, at least I - can avoid Art Block by doing the opposite of what you've suggested. :3 That's why I love this humour!
Brilliant!
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DarkaMedea [2014-04-08 04:55:48 +0000 UTC]
Looking for a skunk reference, I find this...it made my day xD
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Snowflake-Sienna [2014-04-07 11:31:00 +0000 UTC]
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This is great!!Β
This must work...eh..Β
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MizDawesome [2014-02-06 00:26:51 +0000 UTC]
Wow... I've done most of these XD Hmm poetry you say? That's a new one
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MizDawesome In reply to ToySkunk [2014-02-06 15:15:28 +0000 UTC]
XD I would but I'm just so good at the others!
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ToySkunk In reply to the1hobo [2014-02-01 13:42:39 +0000 UTC]
Glad you were amused by it!
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ToySkunk In reply to MechaBugs [2014-01-12 08:22:18 +0000 UTC]
I aim to amuse and speak a harsh truth!
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MechaBugs In reply to ToySkunk [2014-01-12 08:34:25 +0000 UTC]
You totes speak it well then. This made me chuckle so gooooood.Β
lol
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Atalanta--chan [2013-11-06 03:33:20 +0000 UTC]
Came across this searching for any way of helping my art block... welp. Β Horrible depression has gotten me stuck in this cycle, except with the first step of the second part being "ask for suggestions and have your friends outright ignore you, or ignore you and change the topic to focus on themselves". Β I've asked for help in half a dozen different places, and directly asked half a dozen friends... NOTHING. Β Which only makes the depression part worse. :/
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Itrebur [2013-10-31 12:04:24 +0000 UTC]
after seeing this i need to lay down and breathe a bit. thanks
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JawYaw [2013-05-25 19:22:56 +0000 UTC]
I'm experiencing art block right now, so thanks for cheering me up!
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slight-obstruction [2012-12-23 04:56:25 +0000 UTC]
YOU INSPIRE ME.
Or at least entertain me, lessening the pain of art block. P:
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marikyuun [2012-12-19 21:28:23 +0000 UTC]
Hahaha this made me laugh a lot! I hope nobody blames you for their self-esteem problems xDD I'll try to avoid these steps
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LionKingLover21 [2012-11-10 08:00:05 +0000 UTC]
I'M TRYING TO YAWN BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH JUST STOP
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SquiggleKickz [2012-08-29 19:37:53 +0000 UTC]
You know... this is so relatable for me it's scary haha xD
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coriyu [2012-08-21 00:22:43 +0000 UTC]
This is hilarious! From seeing all these symptoms laid out there like that, it starts to feel silly to have an art block xD I love it.
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Vannese [2012-08-05 20:07:58 +0000 UTC]
Very nice and well thought out, I am sure to have an art block now xD
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scoureroflostsouls [2012-07-13 20:48:25 +0000 UTC]
Hah
In the middle of one at the moment, very nice
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Masterofmypen [2012-06-27 19:57:21 +0000 UTC]
I did not need this tutourial >:u
Im alredy at steep 7...or wait was it 8?i dont write poetry but i write a little bit of sad storys..anywho.. at the Maximissing inefficiency part!
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Ruined-Dreams [2012-03-29 19:25:23 +0000 UTC]
My sister read this and loved it XD She has a case of art block... or uhm... craft block, She can't knit or crochet or draw, sculpt, or any thing right now..
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Lolo-luvs-you [2012-02-29 21:59:17 +0000 UTC]
mmmmmkayy....no ofence to you or whomever reads this but, art block doesn't exist.
it is simply being lazy. it annoys me because people should realise how easy it is to draw or think
of what to draw. there are NO proffesional artist that experience art block.
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KaizenKitty In reply to Lolo-luvs-you [2012-04-25 14:16:18 +0000 UTC]
I'm sorry, I don't get this - how exactly do you know what professional artists experience if you have never been one?
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