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I know because of my learnings.Actually I just work at a greyhound rescue but WHATEVER
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Deli-Sammich [2017-07-23 17:59:27 +0000 UTC]
As a former owner of TWO greyhounds, I can say that this is highly accurate, great job!
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Severus-Snape70 [2016-08-02 07:50:38 +0000 UTC]
I adopted my grey in 2008. Now she is 12 years old. I love her so much and love your drawing too! It's so true^^
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XcelticheartX [2016-02-27 11:55:25 +0000 UTC]
thisΒ is so true permanent woe-face, yep that's what my Grey looks like
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RailroadBrony [2015-06-09 15:09:23 +0000 UTC]
In my house, "half mast" is known as "Bat ears" since they looks like bat wings.
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peacecorpspony [2015-05-06 11:19:56 +0000 UTC]
I had a greyhound mix, everything here is so true.
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warriorcatshe [2014-12-04 02:24:32 +0000 UTC]
I have a greyhound, this is all so true xD
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saunterloft [2014-11-28 12:32:14 +0000 UTC]
"zero to batshit in approx. 3 seconds" haha well done my friend, this is hilarious.Β
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Crimson-Wolf2323 [2014-07-20 07:41:01 +0000 UTC]
love the little doodle of the gray hound at the bottomΒ
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LittleRamRamKitten [2014-07-01 10:49:20 +0000 UTC]
Omg XD i just enjoyed the comments on it XD I want a greyhound now lol
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xXSlenderKittyKatXx [2013-10-11 12:59:22 +0000 UTC]
I have three greyhounds and this is so acurate
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HawkfrostScourgeLuva [2013-06-29 03:01:16 +0000 UTC]
I love how you said:
"Due to their large hearts, flexible spine, high percentage of fast-twitch musckle, and use of double-suspension gallop, Greyhounds can go from zero to batshit in approximately 3 seconds."
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Frosty-the-pyro [2013-06-27 15:27:38 +0000 UTC]
I love how you put "from 0 to bullshit" XD That made my day
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hollywoodbreezy123 [2013-05-05 01:01:58 +0000 UTC]
the deadly tail is so true XD ( my greyhound does it, it hurts... )
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ChromeRaptor [2013-05-04 00:01:03 +0000 UTC]
having two greyhounds myself, i can say that this accurately sums them up.
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LacrymosaDiesIlla [2013-04-11 22:24:23 +0000 UTC]
We have a labradoodle [3/4 lab 1/4 poodle] who is built and can run exactly like a slightly furrier greyhound. Soft-as-hell ears and everything.
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CoffeeToffeeSquirrel [2013-04-05 11:00:45 +0000 UTC]
This is my IG in a nutshel. Thanks for the laugh
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Dolithiiel [2013-03-10 04:31:14 +0000 UTC]
omg so true, only mines ears are always at Y U do this?
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sonicXDD1998 In reply to Dolithiiel [2013-03-11 19:01:59 +0000 UTC]
Most dog's are (at least greyhound ones )
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Arkiel-Pixie [2013-02-24 01:20:59 +0000 UTC]
Funny, my cat also sleeps like a dead cockroach. I beleive she may be defective.
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encune [2013-01-17 22:45:55 +0000 UTC]
Oooohh my goodness. This makes me think of my families greyhound. SO MUCH. XD
Jeeze that tail is so lethal. I call it his helicopter tail.
Pfft. I can't not laugh when I read this.
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greyhndz [2012-12-30 05:23:52 +0000 UTC]
What a riot! I've got 4 GHs now, and about 20 since 1992. Only thing you missed is the "jump up on the bed and fart in your face" move.
May I post this (credited) on a greyhound forum?
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aureath In reply to greyhndz [2013-01-01 06:31:27 +0000 UTC]
Sure, link me when you do! I'd like to see the response.
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jellysocks [2012-12-24 13:10:46 +0000 UTC]
Nothing worse than getting whipped by a greyhound tail when it's cold. Good lord the pain.
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TheMeekWarrior [2012-10-19 14:34:02 +0000 UTC]
This is so wonderful. XD Love the running info.
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CoartJester [2012-08-31 01:21:49 +0000 UTC]
Okay,I am going to name my first grayhound "Sleeps like dead cockroaches" XD
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MonAmour2012x [2012-07-15 22:18:25 +0000 UTC]
I love this I have two rescue greyhounds so... yeah!
so true!
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saluqi [2012-07-14 01:11:04 +0000 UTC]
I think this would sell as a poster if the proceeds went to greyhound rescue !
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Galvan1c-Miscr3ation [2012-06-18 22:43:58 +0000 UTC]
GREYHOUND!!! This is hysterical!!! It makes sense to me cuz I have a greyhound called Eboney. He is the world champion of naps.
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Zephyria-1992 [2012-05-03 20:15:13 +0000 UTC]
OMG this is so true.
I am proud to say I have two adopted greyhounds, and this chart describes them perfectly, especially the zero to batshit speeds
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LovelyPsychoS [2012-03-31 23:45:30 +0000 UTC]
Super cute. Love the zero to batshit, especially.
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MourningWolf95 [2012-03-20 02:05:36 +0000 UTC]
I used to own a greyhound (ex-racer, too!) and this is so true it's hilarious! XD
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Vernmerp123 [2012-03-10 17:12:39 +0000 UTC]
um...just wondering, but did you mean a 7" nose? It says 7 ft, so I was just curious.
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aureath In reply to Vernmerp123 [2012-03-19 04:38:41 +0000 UTC]
No, it's meant to be a humorously extreme exaggeration.
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