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Idiots guide to online arguing
Published: 2010-04-26 18:46:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 72124; Favourites: 3716; Downloads: 0
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THIS IS THE CORRECT WAY TO DISAGREE ONLINE
Let me give you my assurance that these methods are all based on solid scientific documented evidence so you would have to be some kind of moron not to realise that every single one of them is absolutely true! lol Weird Al ref
WHERE WAS I? Oh yes, this is the visual version of a journal entry i posted a while back. Now aren't you all so glad that i've lent you all my wisdom?
lolBe sure to link this to anyone who you think...needs it
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Art © me [*Darqx ]
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which all belong to their respected artistsLarge dummy plz originated from [link] which was drawn by `krissi001
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The image of the White Knight and Milady Victim is priceless.
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If you ever encounter someone vigorously white-knighting to that extent it's fun to imagine them in costume
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I hope this is not through prior use
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Ha ha ha! This is pretty funny.
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Mentioning Autism should only happen when the discussion is about autism.
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Not necessarily 
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ha ha ha every beginner's guide! 
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When winning is synonymous with losing lol XD
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Well I guess I'm pretty terrible at arguing online XD
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THIS IS HOW MY LIFE RUNS!!!
-Prints as poster and visciously tacks to my wall with tacks-
Is all good now.
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LOL, I recognise so many of these things from the few annoying arguements I've had with people on here. xD Especially the pity arguement. If you disagree with someone about some topic, they'll often come up with some tragical story of their life that I just reminded them of, and that this story is of course very relevant and applies to every situation ever. I generally try to avoid arguements because I find them extremely annoying, but sometimes I accidentally get into them anyway. =\
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*stashes into box labeled "INFINITE WISDOM TO BE USED AFTER THE SUPPOSED DISASTER OF 2012"* After most of die and the rest of the world is left at the hands of whoever was smart enough to survive this WHOLE THING will be rule #1 of the new society.
Word of the day: Fucktardery n.
Definition: the actions of a person labeled as a fucktard.
Fucktard n.
Definition: 1. a grossly stupid person, used in some cases when the word retard is not sufficient to ally the subject's mental state. 2. a person of unbelievable, inexcusable, and indescribable stupidity.
Sorry, just had to get that out, too many actual fucktards I have to deal with on a day to day basis and this made me feel INFINITELY better. Thank you.
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WELL I'M SO GLAD TO BE ABLE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DICTIONARY
well technically they've been around for a while lol
Now we just need for those to get into the Oxford print.
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This is true, I just think you used them to their upmost potential~
If those get into the Oxford print my life will be MADE.
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I've been diagnosed with Aspergers, and I thought it was more of a means of not understanding social norms. Ironically, I'm anti weeaboo/Furaboo.
I remember fighting with family members, and our aspect of everything seemed to follow these rules very closely. :I
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You should make a tutorial on how to deal will trolls. :meow;
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I would suppose it would be a two bit process of either 1) block and ignore or 2) if they have a point (ie target's attitude is fucktarded to everyone who disagrees even remotely with them, target trying to make money off stolen art etc) then one should learn from it and change
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Blocking is considered cowardice, unfortunately. I've got this lovely little troll on my profile who thinks everyone is retarded. XD
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Blocking is usually only considered cowardice if someone uses it against someone else so that they can't reply to an inflammatory comment they made, or to block people from commenting on their wrongdoings 
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Meh. Whatever suits your purpose. :3
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A year and a half later and this guide still cracks me up. Timeless.
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I can't believe it's already been that long |D
I swear sometimes it feels like i didnt do it that long ago lol.
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Arguing on the internet is like winning a race in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
I lol'd at the DD, but grats
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BUTBUTBUT...YOU STILL WIN!
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Sometimes people blame me for using this technique...
While I wasn't.
Because reading the whole argument/sentences/dialogue or reading only the half of it, while not even paying attention to the other half or being too busy bitching at the first one is both the same thing, ofcourse.
Because you need only the half to prove somebody is a bitch.
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Well it depends on which half is read, right?
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Errrm... Do you read from right to left when it comes to english?
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OOPS SORRY i meant that as a reply to reading from left to right for english, not the other way round
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LOL, well, what's ur comment when it comes to right to left reading? XD
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Oh well the comment still stands as is
Cos, you know, i don't know why anyone would read english from right to left unless it was a translated version of something that read right to left and hadn't changed format. It wouldn't make sense otherwise right?
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Depends on what is written in the first and second half
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...Doesn't everybody? O-o
Unless it's a translated manga, in which case most of the time it would retain the same format i guess.
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I've always enjoyed the emote message for the "flippin' the birds" emoticon.
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It makes me smile when i see people using it in all seriousness
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This almost pisses me off with how acurate (spelling?) it is about people like this. It actually feels as if the idiots are actually present.
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"Accurate", just missing that one 'c'!
Oh, well, i'm not sure whether i should be proud of that or not
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Well I found this absolutely halarious so I believe you should
and oh futs, I thought I misspelled it
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