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Published: 2005-04-26 07:15:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 2454; Favourites: 52; Downloads: 752
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That horny bastard stole more than fifteen hours of my life with that damn essay, and I'm going to beat the shit out of him for it.Funny story behind this series, which I took while I was procrastinating from my Freud essay. While I was taking these photos in the dimly-lit staircase room of my apartment, a woman and her dog walked in on me taking the photos. I must have looked like a real nut, because she immediately said, "Oh, I'll take the elevator" and left. Oh boy, I laughed my ass off... standing there with my shirt off, and a gray whitebalance card in my left hand. I don't know if she saw my tripod or camera, but my guess is that I will be the source of her nightmares and fears for many days to come.
I think that one of the best things you can learn in life is the ability to make an ass of yourself, and do it gracefully. In this vein, I humbly present my latest project.
Freud can eat my ego.
- Chui
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XD IΒ΄ve faved this picture long time ago,but never read the comment 
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because of the story behind it
because of that body
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For me it looks more like the Anthony Kiedis- All Around The World- Posing than Bruce Lee.
Love to read your self-called 'funny story' behind that.
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HAHA! fun stuff, fun stuff. I bet you get this alot but you look like Bruce Lee here (:
great lighting and stuff, realy shway
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Oh, at least the lady's cool off saying that ... if I was her, I would have been standing there stunned with eyes wide open, not knowing what my next reflex should be 
Love this series, you somewhat remind me of Bruce Lee ... and you look really good in the 4th stance (the picture on the bottom left) , tough-looking and ready to kick a**!
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LMAO I love reading ur comment they always crack me up LMAO oh that was good...question how long do u freaken work out? u must have a big ego..j/k
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Thanks for your feedback man
- Chui
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your kung fu is more powerful than mine
great shots, and -needless to tell- very sophisticated concept because those that arenΒ΄t taking themselves too serious will always triumph at the end...
so youΒ΄ll get a 
keep it up mate
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you are one of the most beautiful (...not in a feminine sense) men i have ever seen. these are awesome photos, awesome poses. lol so cute 
(i thought i had commented on this but i dont remember.. so just in case... )
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Thank you so much for the kind words, they made my day! Course' anybody wants to hear that, guy or girls. Guys are just too wussy to admit their secret princess vanity.
Hahah, but I digress. You are too kind
take it easy!
- Chui
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What people do for the art. hahaa
nice abs.
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dude you are pretty damn ripped, but that's not what caught my eye, you pictures reminded me of bruce lee pictures. Very dark and mysterious. Great work.
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I would've said the same thing. Hilarious.
Gotta love that grain and the harsh shadows. Fun id.
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Damn, man, you're ripped like Jesus *drool*. Moving on, I'm not sure there's anything I can say that hasn't been said before... awesome grainy look, check, great lighting, check, funny story, check- I think my favorite pose is the second one on the bottom. There's something different about that one. I'm definitely checking out the rest of your gallery, pal.
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Dude is that you? You'd make a perfect model for muscle structure. Too often models are too flabby and the fat gets in the way of everything. Hard to learn, hehe.
You take awesome pics. Wish I had a fraction of your skills in photography.
Keep it up!
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Like many people before me said: you remind me of Bruce Lee! ^_^
Err.. *staaaare*... oook.. I'm going to fav this, then I'm going to staaaare....
^_^ Awesome pics! *martial arts nuts*
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haha, this reminds me... i was sitting in the corner of the dimly lit study lounge in my dorm the other day. a guy was walking down the hallway doing some kung fu stuff and didn't see me sitting there. i was just watching him for several minutes until he spotted me. he just casually walked away, at a quick pace.
now on to your picture...
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Hey there, thanks for the compliment; don't worry I am far from a homophobe. I have been caught doing ridiculous kung-fu stuff more tha once... all you can do is smile at the person and if they don't flee rigth then, explain to them why you're doing it.
- Chui
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The best advice anyone has ever given me.
Amen!
- Chui
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There's supposed to be a reason for doing silly kung fu stuff?
No way hose,i mean..if you spot a guy doing stupid things,thinking he goes unnoticed, the best way to act is to join him in silliness. Whats the use of taking life seriously all the time?
By the way,i'd watch my back with the lady from now on. She might start getting flurtious on you...
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you're gorgeous. O_O ...and.... (lol).... and the dim lighting is absolutely perfect for this ... hah... set of pictures AND a funny story to go with it. you just dont get any better .' )
and just like what everyone here is saying.. you do look similar to bruce lee in these ^__^
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This is very, very nice! The poses are all great, and the lighint and the grey-scale or them are excellent. Out of them, I think my favorite is the top right one. *nodnods*
Also, I cannot resist complementing you, as you, indeed, have a very, very nice body. Brains, looks, and talent! Very nice!
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I keep expecting to look back at the one in the bottom left and see you flipping the camera off...and I just start laughing.
I like the texture. A grainy texture is a hard thing to get right.
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Fuck ya! And that body is MINE. lol come july at least. hhaha...
You know what though? If i were that old lady, knowing me, id probably just walk by unphased and when i was half way up but still in sight id turn around and bend over the stairwell and just say something kinky and walk away... because im stupid. and its what i do.
ahhahaha... those abs are miiiiiiinnneee...
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*Gasp* If I was that woman.. I'd pounce you *Twinkley eyes* Okay not really but.. I really like it.. I'm not much of a photographer >.< Just another angsty teen XD So pictures like this, actuall good pictures kind of rekindle that sort of faint love for photography I have
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your title actually made me snort with laughter.
and i have to agree with the above comment; you are very "bruce lee'ish" here.
and now! for the frued jokes!
one liner:
freudian slip--when you say one thing and mean your mother.
***
lightbulb joke:
how many freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
...
...
two. one to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the penis. LADDER! I MEANT LADDER!
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Lol!! You have my applause... the jokes made me laugh out loud in this library. The girl next to me looked at me fearfully.
- Chui
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This style is one of the reasons I watched you in the first place. It's just so epic and classic at the same time. Great work.
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beautiful.
that's funny though- the whole story... remindesme of that time when i was about to hang myself in my yard when a women walk in with her little child.... her face was...I dont know... funny to look at when she asked "is Sherly there?"
Now that I think about it, it was funny . llllooooooooooooooooool
anyway- this lady saved my ass. and I like this picture. and the muscles too. 
i think the shades give the pictures all the power its express... or should i say increase it... smile
i love it.
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Wah! Your story is much more epic than mine is! That woman really made a difference for you... I hope that things are better for you now. It's moments like this, you know, moments like this that religious people point out to try and make me religious
- Chui
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I could fuckin break a pole lance on your abs.
That's frightening.
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the lighting is really awesome. I'll probably work out a bit before I do a self portrait at all like this.
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Great idea with this photo shoot. Nice pics, pecs and abs. That's funny about the lady and her dog, well she might have been embarassed
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Bottom left one inspired by Bruce Lee's enter the dragon, except w/o nunchuks? Looks kind of like it..
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Hahahahahhaha!!!!
fuckin bruce lee dude. that shits hot, haahah
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Holy shhhtuff.
Nice shots. A lot of people said you looked like Bruce Lee in those pictures, and I must concur.
I hope that lady and her dog are doing okay...
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ROFL!!! Hey, the best pictures have the best stories.
I hope that Freud essay turned out good.
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I would have loved to see the face of the woman...
I just wish I was as fit as you...
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