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Published: 2016-04-22 20:19:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 12334; Favourites: 39; Downloads: 0
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Choices, choices... I was always a Black Cat fan, myself. Though both M.J. and Gwen have had there moments, I just think Spiderman deserves a girl who could frolic about the rooftops with him. Yes I think about this stuff. Plus, her outfit, while a touch impractical, certainly didn't hurt.Related content
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Of course, such a story would be a dream scenario for a Black Cat shipper... But let me explain why it did not happened:
- MJ is a damsel out of distress,Β usually too smart to get captured.
(that's why Kirsten Dunst portrayal is that inaccurate).
-"Spiderman deserves a girl who could frolic about the rooftops with him."Wait, Mary Jane can do it!
(Yes, that's her-and their daughter). Don't forget part of the powers are mechanicalΒ and can be duplicated.
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Lol! Black Cat would have indeed been all over that! She would have consoled the hell out of Spidey, given the chance.Β
Good points about the frolicking and webshooters! I may have been swayed by Black Cats outfit and "bad girl" vibe, I admit. Plus my hair has been going white since I was like 13, so Ms. Cat's glorious snowy mane has always appealed to me. Of course, so have Mary Jane's crimson tresses, so who the hell knows?Β
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Dude, two hands, two web strings. YOU HAVE SUPER-STRENGTH.Β
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Seriously. He had a number of options there. Plus as a big geek, you'd assume he took physics 101, at least...
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You had one job, Spidey! ONE JOB!
Also, as a troper, you're awesome!
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Well, thank you sir! It's such a great community, i'm glad people are diggin the comics. And yep, Spidey really dropped the ball (belles?) this time..
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They both would have died anyway. One from a broken neck, the other from the sudden stop from hitting the ground.
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Not unless he did something.Β
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'tis true. Perhaps spidermen simply aren't meant for romance? Poor buggers.
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That's a load of horse shit.Β
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Either that or they just happened to have a particularly vocal, finicky, and whiny fanbase at the time.
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I like pairing Spidey with the costumed girls
i bet felicia will have her spider soon
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Lololol! Right!? C'mon man, don't you remember what happened to Uncle Ben?Β
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ding ding ding! Also acceptable! I sure wouldn't mind seeing a spidey and bats fight either, though I begrudgingly have to give the win to bats.
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They actually did that fight on DeathBattle on the YouTube channel ScrewAttack.
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Niiice! I'll check that our now!
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I guess there's only one trope allowed per comic and Spidey couldn't fall back on "Talking Is a Free Action," huh? Β
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Hahahah! S'true, he should be able to talk through all his options and decide on the correct one whilst the girls are hanging ever so gently in mid-air. He must have forgotten to click the "pause time" button before he started planning...
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Now I'm looking forward to that one.
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