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The Gallibon was most certainly one of the most curious creatures I have had the severe misfortune to come across. Certainly, I had always heard the stories, about the vicious all consuming creatures that would erupt from the very earth, consuming all living material in sight, leaving only dirt and ash.Of course, like any gentleman of science, I had given the likelihood of such an alarmingly monstrous creature actually existing as much credence as the likelihood of pikelets being served without tea (on my watch, at any rate. I am QUITE aware that the orks and so help me some HUMANS would do just this - is there nothing left of the empire?)
But they are very much real. While I cannot confirm the legends that they erupt from fissures in the earth, they do indeed consume every living thing. Every animal, every blade of grass, every last worm in the dirt.
It is not simply for this reason that I find myself in a rare panic. Indeed, as I am already dead, the creatures seemed to look straight past me, though I did have to hastily release and shoo the baby harpy I had been keeping in a cage.
No, what disturbs me about the Gallbbon, is that they do not attack and eat from hatred, or hunger. They consume only because it is all they think to do. They consume, but do not consume each other, if attacked by something inorganic; they will only briefly lash out before resuming attempts to consume.
Nothing about them coincides with any form of natural order or place in nature. They were created. Created to destroy. I know not when, and I know not by whom. All I know is that I must know. And so, It is with a heavy, but unmoving heart that I inform you that this will be my last correspondence to you, sirs. At least until I have some answers.
I am fully aware that I in breach of contract, but I have attached for your consideration, a list of up and coming young researchers I have noticed, that could perhaps fill my shoes.
Again my apologies. Do not try to find me. You will likely die.
I say this not to threaten you, but to warn you. You always did right by me.
Rest assured, that if I ever do return, I will more than happily make up for lost time. It's only forever, which is not long at all.
Yours, in fondness,
L.B. Harmless
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Comments: 109
tora777 [2018-01-29 14:15:47 +0000 UTC]
Looks like the demented bastard child of The Joker (as depicted in The Batman) and Chaos (The God of Destruction and Guardian of the Chao from Sonic Adventure). Better keep this guy away from the Chaos Emeralds.
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LordofGilneas [2015-09-03 08:36:37 +0000 UTC]
Soooo question, is there any way to aside from actually becoming undead, to camouflage oneself from gallibons?
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LordofGilneas In reply to Mr-Culexus [2015-09-03 18:41:46 +0000 UTC]
Sigmar grant me strength to stand against this foe.
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zerne15 [2013-02-23 05:21:25 +0000 UTC]
So, are the gallibon related to that nice zombie fellow? If so, the years seem to have done a wonder on their disposition.
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N008ITH [2012-05-20 00:23:19 +0000 UTC]
... is it wrong that I thought of the Joker from The Batman when I saw this?
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Mr-Culexus In reply to vincentmuyo [2011-11-22 07:06:02 +0000 UTC]
They've no need. All is fodder to them.
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Wise-Idiot [2011-05-31 05:59:08 +0000 UTC]
Again I am impressed with your ability to create something that, while not completely horrifying, still manages to screw with you on a more subtle level. I tip my hat to you sir, and shall now hide lest these abominations find me.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to DoctorTR [2011-05-25 04:54:49 +0000 UTC]
Mushroom girl? Hadn't planned on it.
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Vlaskiyov [2011-05-24 11:41:16 +0000 UTC]
The eyes...
A certain villain give your the reference?
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Mr-Culexus In reply to Vlaskiyov [2011-05-26 02:07:54 +0000 UTC]
50 Kaitenz no gyaaaa
50 kaitenz
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Vlaskiyov In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-05-27 01:05:00 +0000 UTC]
Interesting band. They remind me of Sex Bob-omb.
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Elite-Pirate [2011-05-24 04:10:00 +0000 UTC]
An interesting concept, made incredibly disturbing with the Darkwing Duck-style crazy eyes.
You're getting really good at presentation, you know? This is stylish, impressive, with a certain finesse about the line-work.
Gods forbid you become too powerful, man.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to Elite-Pirate [2011-05-25 05:05:10 +0000 UTC]
I'm not the sort of guy that should ever have a lot of power.
Glad you liked it. Good to hear from you.
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TheEldarFarseer [2011-05-23 12:31:25 +0000 UTC]
Amazing eyes. Only using Photoshop? Wow...
"WISDOM, BRO."
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Cylexus [2011-05-23 10:18:59 +0000 UTC]
These monster types look bizaare, the head tentacles make me think of Dreadlocks and the crazed eyes make me wander what it is they find to eat in their caves and holes. Perhaps the whole madness is caused by some otherwise poisonous mushroom they consume en masse.
Got to love BRITISH and Mr Harmless. I sure hope he come back one day.
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Cylexus In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-05-25 09:22:55 +0000 UTC]
Jolly good show old chap. It just wouldn't be cricket with out the old bean galavanting about the place.
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Cylexus In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-05-26 09:41:10 +0000 UTC]
Oh my yes.
Im so British. What.
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Sirwilson95 In reply to Cylexus [2011-07-04 04:54:26 +0000 UTC]
though this is an American perspective, like that old tea-drinkin Brit-zombie said, forever ain't a long time since our countries gonna live that long, an ya never know. Ol harmless, he's unkillable just like America, he could a figured out where those things came from. moreover old Culexus could just be a cover for his desperate attempts to finally reveal his findings while exploring the imagination that if incapable of keeping him sane, at least kept him lucid.
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realjack [2011-05-23 07:25:19 +0000 UTC]
I am strongly reminded of The Joker as depicted in "The Batman". And also Daddy Thrax from Osmosis Jones.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to realjack [2011-05-23 08:44:22 +0000 UTC]
Sadly, I missed both of those.
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realjack In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-05-23 16:30:36 +0000 UTC]
I cannot speak for "The Batman" series as I saw perhaps one episode, but Osmosis Jones is a fun movie. The TV spin-off of it isn't quite as good, as one might expect.
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Maphysto [2011-05-23 03:05:06 +0000 UTC]
Looks an awful lot like the dude that Bok's with....
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Mr-Culexus In reply to Maphysto [2011-05-23 03:26:02 +0000 UTC]
Don't they though? Hmmmm....
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Beretta249 [2011-05-23 02:12:56 +0000 UTC]
It was as a last ditch attempt to drive off the British that the Chinese began releasing trained monkeys with sticks of dynamite strapped to them in the hopes that, as they scampered across the ships being targeted, that one would somehow find it's way into the powder stores before exploding.
I think that's the cure here. Bon appeitit.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to Beretta249 [2011-05-23 02:22:26 +0000 UTC]
So you're suggesting sending animals with explosives attached towards these things in the hopes that they get eaten? Truth be told, that's probably what people have done in the past.
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Beretta249 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-05-23 02:47:41 +0000 UTC]
In a word: yup.
I like the various and sundry fuzzy-wuzzys of nature, but when I read about Africans using dogs as landmine-detection/neutralization tools I don't get angry.
Someone's got a Landmine problem, that's severe enough for a callous solution.
Incidentally it's not very effective. Dogs tend not to move in slow, regular patterns. And sometimes don't weight enough to set off the mines.
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Sirwilson95 In reply to Beretta249 [2011-07-04 04:45:39 +0000 UTC]
why don't they use the super-armored bulldozer us Americans have developed, not sure if we have enough for all the minefields in the world but I know they are designed tougher than any mine we've ever encountered, either digs it up with the dozer blade or just blows the thing in a ball of fire.
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