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The Gallibon was most certainly one of the most curious creatures I have had the severe misfortune to come across. Certainly, I had always heard the stories, about the vicious all consuming creatures that would erupt from the very earth, consuming all living material in sight, leaving only dirt and ash.Of course, like any gentleman of science, I had given the likelihood of such an alarmingly monstrous creature actually existing as much credence as the likelihood of pikelets being served without tea (on my watch, at any rate. I am QUITE aware that the orks and so help me some HUMANS would do just this - is there nothing left of the empire?)
But they are very much real. While I cannot confirm the legends that they erupt from fissures in the earth, they do indeed consume every living thing. Every animal, every blade of grass, every last worm in the dirt.
It is not simply for this reason that I find myself in a rare panic. Indeed, as I am already dead, the creatures seemed to look straight past me, though I did have to hastily release and shoo the baby harpy I had been keeping in a cage.
No, what disturbs me about the Gallbbon, is that they do not attack and eat from hatred, or hunger. They consume only because it is all they think to do. They consume, but do not consume each other, if attacked by something inorganic; they will only briefly lash out before resuming attempts to consume.
Nothing about them coincides with any form of natural order or place in nature. They were created. Created to destroy. I know not when, and I know not by whom. All I know is that I must know. And so, It is with a heavy, but unmoving heart that I inform you that this will be my last correspondence to you, sirs. At least until I have some answers.
I am fully aware that I in breach of contract, but I have attached for your consideration, a list of up and coming young researchers I have noticed, that could perhaps fill my shoes.
Again my apologies. Do not try to find me. You will likely die.
I say this not to threaten you, but to warn you. You always did right by me.
Rest assured, that if I ever do return, I will more than happily make up for lost time. It's only forever, which is not long at all.
Yours, in fondness,
L.B. Harmless
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Comments: 109
Talesofhonour In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-05-23 10:14:17 +0000 UTC]
THESE BEASTS YOU HAVE FOUND, I MAY HAVE LET THEM OUT WHILE I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION. CLEARLY I BLAME YOU HOWEVER.
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Sirwilson95 In reply to ??? [2011-05-23 01:18:36 +0000 UTC]
a terrifying , Godspeed Mr. Harmless
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Warhammer3025 [2011-05-23 00:13:43 +0000 UTC]
The face and head remind me of Mojo from the X-Men, for some reason.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to Warhammer3025 [2011-05-23 02:10:46 +0000 UTC]
Looks a bit like him, I guess.
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Garlic-Demon [2011-05-23 00:06:33 +0000 UTC]
That biological weapon. Reminds me of xenomorphs and their need to feed/breed.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to Garlic-Demon [2011-05-23 02:11:22 +0000 UTC]
Except, percularly these things do not mate and don't even seem to have gender.
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Imperial32 [2011-05-22 23:28:49 +0000 UTC]
what ya using abode something or another program?
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Imperial32 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-05-23 19:00:42 +0000 UTC]
truely a master at the art you are.
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Sirwilson95 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-07-04 04:39:04 +0000 UTC]
I'm still running on paint so everyone's got a jump on me.
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MajorMurray In reply to ??? [2011-05-22 22:45:48 +0000 UTC]
When you look at those eyes it's like staring into a endless circling void.
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MechaFurre In reply to ??? [2011-05-22 20:56:15 +0000 UTC]
Possibly a lesser sort of Famine Spirit?
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MechaFurre In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-05-23 03:30:47 +0000 UTC]
So, do they discarnate when killed, or instantly rot, or are they "none can die unless all die" like the Cauldron Born?
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Mr-Culexus In reply to MechaFurre [2011-05-25 04:57:57 +0000 UTC]
Ah. We'll be hearing more about that later. Or sooner.
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MechaFurre In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-05-25 06:20:47 +0000 UTC]
Righto.
Can't wait.
Like the watercolor effect.
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pnpmario In reply to ??? [2011-05-22 19:21:54 +0000 UTC]
I see Joker from 'The Batman' didn't fare well after the show got canned.
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thalon-mercrow In reply to ??? [2011-05-22 19:03:20 +0000 UTC]
will we every learn of what becam of mr.Harmless?
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Mr-Culexus In reply to thalon-mercrow [2011-05-23 02:13:13 +0000 UTC]
I really honestly don't know.
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Fish-with-a-Knife In reply to ??? [2011-05-22 18:44:29 +0000 UTC]
Scary...scary thing... Sad that its the last one for now though... *patiently waits for forever to be over*
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Mr-Culexus In reply to Fish-with-a-Knife [2011-05-23 02:14:15 +0000 UTC]
I'll probably publish more of Harmless' scrolls, just have them being older findings.
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Fish-with-a-Knife In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-05-23 23:08:40 +0000 UTC]
*patiently waits anyways like a good fish* ^^
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CountCasimir [2011-05-22 18:39:12 +0000 UTC]
I'm just wondering when Mr. Harmless will show back up.
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Mr-Culexus In reply to CountCasimir [2011-05-23 02:17:58 +0000 UTC]
Unknown. The only way he's returning is with answers.
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Sparksol In reply to ??? [2011-05-22 17:29:51 +0000 UTC]
Best of luck to you, Master Harmless. Skilled you are, but there are worse things than undeath out there.
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Raven913 In reply to ??? [2011-05-22 16:52:44 +0000 UTC]
I love the crazy eyes. Those are something that if you see them, you should be thinking "OH CRAP RUN!"
I hope that Mr. L. B. Harmless is able to find the answers he seeks.
The commentary about tea is hilarious.
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Raven913 In reply to Mr-Culexus [2011-05-23 02:19:31 +0000 UTC]
Pikelets should ALWAYS be served with tea.
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RedZealot6 In reply to ??? [2011-05-22 16:46:43 +0000 UTC]
...Did anybody else think of a certain villain from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
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Raven913 In reply to RedZealot6 [2011-05-23 04:05:04 +0000 UTC]
Awesome nightmare fuel. Then again, I am able to watch The Shining at night and then sleep well, so I might not exactly be a reliable source on nightmare fuel.
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RedZealot6 In reply to Raven913 [2011-05-24 02:10:50 +0000 UTC]
Well, I never saw the entertainment value in horror films. So that probably disqualifies me as well.
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