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Published: 2013-08-14 18:53:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 6473; Favourites: 68; Downloads: 15
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Matthew 8:21-22It's an absolute myth that the Jesus character was pure love. He was often cruel and mean to his own family and his would-be disciples as well.
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How about creating some sort of art of your own to express your ideas and opinions in lieu of coming on to my art and telling me how I should think, behave, and react?
See ya!
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Because I'm not a creative talent?Β Because in making art with a point you've decided to make an argument with imagery and a verbal retort is a valid means to deliver a counterpoint?Β Because far from simply trying to control your thoughts and behavior (nice "Fuck you, Dad!" attitude) holding people to the standards they set for themselves and others is something you have to deal with in the adult world?
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On behalf on all rational Christians everywhere I offer you genius of the week award. You truly deserve it for your brilliant argument and willingness to defend people you disagree with. In fact the pope is thinking about making you a saint without you dieying first, all you have to do is perform a miracle and sainthood is yours.
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I'd say the same thing about John Lennon, but I don't wanna get mobbed.
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Never knew him personally, but I imagine he was, seeing how most of us can be at one time or another
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As a boy, he punched girls. I'm dead serious.
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What kind of Β bullshit is this? Before judging others look at yourself!!!
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Okay. I suck and so do you.
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So we both sucks,Β that makes us even,Β so why you need to offend someone?
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Why do you need to comment?
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I want to understand you
Why you need to make fun of someone's beliefs, what can you possibly get from it?
And to make you feel bad about yourself ofcourse
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You've failed on both accounts.Β
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you fucking tub of lard shut up or down you go to get burned
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do you want me to rant like an idiot about your arts if a HR religous leader sees this the jokes on you pal
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Oh my gaaaaad! Not the HR 'religous' leaders!!!! We're all gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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As a fact we wont theyre only vassals
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I literally can't understand what point, if any, you are attempting to make. But it's fun to read.
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Question: when somebody says "I've got a bridge to sell you", do you reply "Really? What kind?" Because this interpretation of the event is just as superficial.
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Consider the father-
God: 'Son, where on earth did you learn this atrocious behavior?'
Jesus: 'Nowhere, I guess...'
God: 'Answer me, BOY!!!!'
Jesus: 'YOU, ALRIGHT! I learned it by watching you...'
Mystery solved...
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Damned skippy!
Not a a PSA but this is my all time favorite advert from the 80's - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap6pAUβ¦
And I also loved the voice on the old milk promos - "Milk it does a body good. PASS IT ON!" LOL
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Hahahaha! My penis. Melts in your mouth. Not in your hand. Now give me a green one!
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RRRRIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT.......
Anyway, I can't be 100% but I think the white kid in that commercial is Stephen Dorf.
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Dude! You're right. It's like watching Blade and Deacon Frost before they were vampire enemies.
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First I wnat to tell you that I really like your art.
You are not afraid of telling things many poeple just donΒ΄t want to see.
And the best Thing about it is that you do it in a really funny, originallΒ way,
not in a "I just want to offend People with my work, without making more with it (like entertaining poeple)" - way
Β Β Bravo! Β Β
(And sorry for any spelling mistakes 
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Thnks. And doon't werry. Im nawt cunsurnd with spelllling.
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Lucifer and Judas were the REAL heroes in the bible!
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I would point out the gross hypocrisy of being a Satanist and an Atheist, but it's not about either of those, is it? It's about rebellion for rebellion's sake, because you are a slave to what I am assuming is a fundamentalist upbringing.
Whatever helps you come to terms with it.
But sooner or later you're going to have to let it go if you're ever going to be anything but a bitter husk.
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Thank you Zucca-Xerfantes. I am neither of those, but I appreciate the assumption because of the conclusion you've drawn about me from only one or two drawings and a social media profile. By the way, you did point it out, just to be clear. Thanks for commenting! Kissy face!!!
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A man is often judged by the company he keeps.
I am curious though...
What are you then?
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I am you from the future all grown up. Sucks.
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Do I-we still have my townhouse? Lone Candle get published?
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No, the townhouse burned down, and Yes, but we changed it to Lone Candle in the Wind.
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Well Pix, you're hard to like, but you're harder to hate. I appreciate good wit.
Forgive my earlier presumptions about your various perspectives and stances.
I've been head-butting with others so much and so often here on DA I keep forgetting to remind myself that people come in all kinds of shades.
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No apology necessary, my friend. People say all kinds of shit, and for many years I've tried to be "all things to all men" which has turned me into...whatever this is. So now I'm just me and I guess the world will have to deal with or ignore me, as I attempt do with the world.
Anyhow, I appreciate anyone willing to speak their mind whether I agree or not, but even more so, I appreciate people who are just honest in lieu of being "right" (whatever that means) or just "winning".Β
And you nailed it. I'm one of those some love to hate, and others hate to love. You know I'll probably piss you off sooner or later, but I can guarantee one thing: I'm just giving you my honest opinion.Β
Thanks for being a nice person. Llama badge andΒ !
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If you ever want to take a break from the madness of politics and social woes, I produce a webcomic called Lone Candle zucca-xerfantes.deviantart.com⦠if you're interested.
And thanks yourself ^_^
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