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Published: 2011-04-03 01:24:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 6782; Favourites: 468; Downloads: 88
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Because Ezio looks like a crow when he perches on things in that black outfit.I have like a million ideas for what the crow is saying, most of which involve the word "bro".
"Hey bro."
"Got a light, bro?"
"Kill someone already. I'm hungry."
"That's my spot, bro. Get your own."
"Scendere il mio davanzale, fratello."
"So are you gonna jump or what? I don't have all day."
"I'M A BIRD, MOTHAF******, I'M A BIRD"
"Caw, bro. Caw."
Et cetera, et cetera.
CAPTION CONTEST GO.
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Ezio © Assassin's Creed 2 © Ubisoft
Art © Me
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Ah, screw it. I like the background better.
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I never knew you liked Assassin's Creed 8D I'm gaga all over it, so I approve of this picture 
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It's a recent thing XD I'm totally gaga for it, too.
Actually, it's mostly the hood, but I see the tail as well XD
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LOL. I've always stared at his hood, its supposed to resemble a hawk, but if its Ezio wearing a black outfit, then yes, crow. C:
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I dunno about supposed to, but I definitely see more crow than hawk.
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crow: so.........come her often?
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That picture just makes me so happy.
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I like it :D
And now that I, for once, recall... How the heck do people make things in the background look so blurry? I can only blur things a tiny bit and it's super annoying :c
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Up in the filters tab, there's a thing marked blur. I used a mix of the regular blur and Gaussian blur on the background. What edition of Photoshop do you have?
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Oy, I hadn't noticed that at all! D: Thanks!
I've got Cs3
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Yesh, after a while.
I swear I'm becoming blind. *facepalm*
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Nice piece. I like the detail of the outfit and the crow is cute.
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i think the crow is saying something along the lines of "i take the right you take the left. you get the items i get the bodies."
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Crow: "And then I said, 'No, I'm a CARRY ON BIRD!'"
Ezio: ...
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Haha I like that. Awesome.
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I was hoping I wasn't stretching too far for the joke.
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OMFG, That rocks!!! So hard! I need to watch how you color some time
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I'll do a tutorial at some point. Maybe later today...if I'm done revising my FREAKING GRAD PAPER AARRRGGGGHHH. But it's hard because Kaulfuss put like TWO things to fix and one of them was "it needs to be longer", and I don't know what the hell to add.
Did she do that to you?
Yeah, sorry XD But it's pissing me off and you're like the only person here who I can rant at about school.
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Yeah, she did the same thing to me, but then again it took a whole year for me to finally realize why the whole beginning of my paper was horrible. Then I practically rewrote the whole thing for 12th grade English, so I wouldn't worry TOO much, just make sure that you elaborate on every little thing you can. Just pick a section that you might have breezed through a little bit and fatten it up so that it feels just as slow reading as the sections you labored over. And, I do understand how school can be annoying, especially since Ms. Write got rid of smart lunch. So everything gets messed up because of that and teachers get all grouchy and assign you shitloads of work and Kaulfuss is getting sick and tired of everything because new babies will drain all enthusiasm from your soul...
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Would you mind having a look at my paper? I can send it to you in a note or put it on Google Docs if you have a gmail. I don't need you to revise it or anything, but it'd be nice to have another opinion.
Beulah 
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Sure, I have Gmail, mndlessdrwer@gmail.com and I also use their google documents, if that makes it easier. When do you have to have this thing back by? So I know how long I have to criticize the hell out of it? 
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K, I'll send it. Unfortunately, it's kind of due tomorrow. Whoops.
See, I actually DID go to tutorials. A lot.
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aww... Mandy did the same kind of thing to me... And I never felt like going to tutorials, since I would much rather spend time sexually assa... fooling arou... playing with friends outside while Ms. Aker gave me odd stares
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It's cool. Dad helped me and I'm done now C: Thanks anyway.
Haha
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Wouldn't be surprising. After all, ACII begins with him getting chased by some seduced woman's guards, and Brotherhood begins with a lovie-dovie scene being interrupted by cannonballs through the roof. Fun times.
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And the crow be laughing at him.
~D
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Hilarious xD At first I thought it was a Giacomo pic but was like 'hrm...that looks like Ezio...oh.' ;D Love it
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Where's your girl, bro?
Ezio is so pretty. He'd murder me for saying that. But he's still pretty.
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Haha that's good.
Yeah he really is. Hence why I get all sad when he gets a beard and turns manry.
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Why, thankyou!
Hehe, so will I. I think he's just got himself a rather placid fangirl.
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Like he needs more fangirls XD
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Bahahaha. Least I'm not a rabid stalker. I'm pretty happy just to sit and watch him go about his day.
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Pff, I CONTROL him about his day. Except during cutscenes D:
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