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Published: 2011-04-03 01:24:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 6785; Favourites: 468; Downloads: 88
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Because Ezio looks like a crow when he perches on things in that black outfit.I have like a million ideas for what the crow is saying, most of which involve the word "bro".
"Hey bro."
"Got a light, bro?"
"Kill someone already. I'm hungry."
"That's my spot, bro. Get your own."
"Scendere il mio davanzale, fratello."
"So are you gonna jump or what? I don't have all day."
"I'M A BIRD, MOTHAF******, I'M A BIRD"
"Caw, bro. Caw."
Et cetera, et cetera.
CAPTION CONTEST GO.
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Ezio © Assassin's Creed 2 © Ubisoft
Art © Me
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Ah, screw it. I like the background better.
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Bahahahaha. Oh, haha, that's a good one. I want to watch you control him, then.
... Don't take that in a stalkerish way, k?
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Why do that, when you can just buy an AC game? It's Ezio's-life-inna-box. Pretty much.
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But you give him so much life!
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Uhhh not really. Mostly I make him leap off tall buildings on accident because I missed the key I needed to hit.
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Hurr hurr. Still, sounds funny.
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Crow: Yo, bro, you in my spot
Ezio: Problem, crow?
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OMG THAT IS FULL OF WIN 8D
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If enough people feel that way, I'll change it to that one C:
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DONT TAZZ ME BRO! -gangster voice-
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XD I like it. Although, I think the mafia hunk/guido voice would be better suited, seeing as it's an Italian crow.
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yeah i gotta resect anything italian lol seing as i am XD
the conversation would be like:
So i says: DONT TAZZ ME BRO
and he says..... (insert phrase here)
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yus 8D lool
i like that suggestion about the get off my window sill brother XD that ones funny (i cant remember it but thats what i rememebr)
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Hah) Yeah that is true) They like like a crow-brothers))
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Haha, Ezio looks like a hunter when he crouches like that
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XD Ezio looks like a (very well-dressed) hunter nearly all the time.
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