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Published: 2016-12-28 22:18:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 2927; Favourites: 54; Downloads: 0
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Whether you like him, love him, loathe him, or don't know who he is; he's here now! The long awaited Oracle File you didn't know you wanted is here!Visit www.gofundme.com/Earth27Projec⦠or www.patreon.com/Roysovitch to donate to the cause.
The views expressed by Ambush Bug are not those of Earth-27, Phil Cho, or Roy Westerman. Don't do drugs, kids. Stay in school!
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I have a theory about what he actually did to Joker. AB convinced Mr. J that he's a fictional character and that everything he does is meaningless.
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Dun dun DUUUUUN!
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DEADPOOL: (Poining a gun) Sorry Loser, but I'M the only one that gets to break the 4th wall!
AMBUSH BUG: HA! Do your worst! Knowing DC, I'll just be rebooted.
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Bug: And I'm suing you for copyright infringement! I came first!
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Deadpool: HA! Give me your best shot. I beat Deathstroke and I'll beat you too.
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There is nowhere in the universe safe from Ambush Bug!Β
Why don't they have a cross over of Deadpool fighting THIS guy?
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dc all ready had there on deadpool why not use him more
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So, what, he's like DC's Deadpool but without the psychotic tendencies, cancer and healing factor?
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He's also retained the teleportation abilities Deadpool lost years ago. Furthermore, he's even less serious, and maybe even harder to kill due to his indestructible suit.
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No... I'm much better looking than Deadpool, too.
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And your supersuit is green and animated. So, alternate universe where Ryan Reynolds' career wasn't nearly killed by the Green Lantern film?
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This is the weirdest File I've ever read. I like it.
SAVE US ALL
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Cause I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the key!
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What an interesting looking guy. I look forward to seeing more of him in Earth-27!
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Now all us fans need to see is a match between you and Marvel's favorite fourth-wall breaker to answer the ongoing debates of which of you would win in a fight to the death and who is ultimately more awesome
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A fight to the death? Meh. Pass.
I'm a liver, not a fighter.
Wait did I just type "liver"? That makes no sense... Stupid gloves. Stupid keyboard. Stupid words.
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Well then a battle of wits...to the death!...And puns!Can't forget all the punderful puns!
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What is with you and your obsession for death?Β
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Because for the fans!...And the merchandising rights to the event
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Fine... but should I die, my share needs to be split amongst my wife and a charitable organization that pays for the continuation of this creepy clowns phenomenon!
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I agree to all of that except instead will be split between your wife and some other charitable organizanization rather than one that supports the creepy clowns phenomenon (possibly instead donating to the American Cancer Society). I don't like clowns...especially all the creepy ones going around lately. I mean, have you read Stephen King's book "It"? Pennywise The Clown is terrifying!
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Cancer? Under no circumstances will my money go to help that schmuck Deadpool! And what's wrong with clowns? Seriously? Pennywise is a beloved childhood hero of mine!
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No pls no clowns. How about donating to help solve world hunger?
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World hunger? I didn't know Earth was hungry... I thought it had enough to eat what with all the bodies I bury in it...
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As in people around the world not having enough to eat and living in poverty, not making or having enough money to support themselves or their families.
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Oh, right... Them peoples. Sorry, I am 101% First World. It's not that I'm a jerk or anything, it's that I am fictional. Don't hate me. Hate my writers.
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world hunger is present in first world countries also
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Yeah, but only among starving artists like phil-cho Β
But artists don't count as real people. They're second class citizens at best. Freakin' bohemians!
((Psst: Just kiddin' Phil. I love you! Don't give me a third mouth or fourth hand or anything weird like that. You're my favorite Earth-27 Commissioned Artist))
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Artists? What do artists have to do with this?
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I dunno. What were we talking about again?
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Probably Metron. That damn know-it-all...
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Maybe. Hey, since you know so much due to being able to break the fourth wall, does that Doctor guy at Arkham, Roy westerman, have a secret identity?
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Aye-aye! It's Roysovitch Β
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Uh oh...what chaos will he unleash?!
Also, I kinda want to see Oracle thump him for logging into the Oracle files without permission
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Stay tuned for more misadventures of Ambush Bug... until he's retconned out of existence due to editorial oversight.
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Or gets hit with a sledgehammer, cartoon style.
Or gets chased out of the Batcave by the assorted menagerie.
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I'm getting the sense that you don't like me much.
What did I do to you? Or... what do I have to do to Joseph and Sam?
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Actually, I do like you.
You are at least more interesting than your fellow 4th Wall breaker at Marvel. (Plus you give me items in DCUO).
I would be careful of trying to irritate Joseph and Sam. Joseph has meta abilities and martial arts skills. While Sam is a noob when it comes to martial arts...he bites.
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In the words of my fifth favorite Roy, I don't know karate, but I know ka-razy!
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Still, a Sam bite can hurt.
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He's telling the truth. I know from experience. Don't ask.
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Hey! That's not nice! I was helping! I promise!
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What? Did you see something? Was it a mouse? I was sitting at a computer one day and a mouse dropped right on my lap. Scared the [expletive] right out of me! So I did the sensible thing: I unplugged it from the computer, threw it against the wall, and ran out of the room screaming like a nine year girl scout being chased by Cookie Monster. I haven't used a computer since... except for right now... and the above VOX Box.
Okay, you caught me. I like to use computers but only for Googling myself... and sometimes I also like to see what search engines say about me.
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