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I sense a disturbance in the Force... it says that in Space, no one can hear you scream!Xenomorphs: The Aliens from the film of the same name, these creatures are killing machines able to adapt and survive on virtually any planet. With claws that can rend steel and acid in their veins, can anything stop the spread of this menace?
Jedi: Guardians of the Universe, rebels against the Empire, and masters of the mystical Force; these are the Jedi. They train day and night to wield great power; though whether they use it for the Light or Dark side remains the choice of the individual. With Lightsaber in hand, they are truly a force to be reckoned with.
So, who would you choose for the oncoming struggle? The constantly changing and adapting Aliens; who are faster, stronger, and more vicious then any human, and would love nothing more the to feast on the flesh of some Jedi, before offering the rest to the horrifying Facehuggers? Or the Jedi, who in order to prevent the spread of the Xenomorph scourge will bring all the power of the Force down on them, along with a little bit of Lightsaber-ing for good measure? It's up to you to decide:
WHO! IS! DEADLIEST!
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excellent I'm glad to see someone else think of that, but what are the chances, percentage wise?
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Chances of what?
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Their light sabers could probably cutting & cauterizing without Acid damage? I'm seeing 32% but then I'm adding in arterial spray factor plus adrenaline of combat on the Xenomorph's end. on the other hand, light sabers may just burn away the blood.
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100%. The lightsaber doesn't cut, it burns. There's no way for the blood to spray because if the lightsaber makes it through the alien, it's completely cauterized the stump that is left behind.
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Now that I think of it, Your right, it's why it's such an "eligant weapon", no mess.
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Perfect for stealth too, as it leaves no blood pool.
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I here there is a subfation of Jedi that dabble in such operations to.
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Ah yes! them, definatly My favorite.
*note I meant to say Hear not here! lol
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Well this has been seen rather commonly with Plasma Weaponry along with other High Energy Weaponry. In the case of most Plasma Weaponry the wound is sealed almost instantly with little to no chance for spray. Lightsabers are Highly Concentrated Energy Weapons and thus may evaporate some of the blood while at the same time cauterizing the wound a bit slower. if it was a spinning Lightsaber like when thrown, the second (or more if at the turning point) pass through will definitely seal it near instantly. A single swing however would have to be taken at a slower pace to prevent bleed. This slowing would be almost unnoticeable though, sort of like swinging at almost full momentum about 90% usual momentum should be enough.
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Good point, now the Jedi just need to keep it up for the whole hive.
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One of the MOST crucial parts of a fight is: Location, location, location. In this part, Location determines the amount of Xenomorphs. In this example we have 3 likely candidates.
A ship with a single Xenomorph: Jedi Win no matter what. Force Sense and all that.
Base on foreign planet INFESTED with Xenomorphs: Depends on amount of Jedi, 2-3 would most likely be enough
Base on foreign planet with Hive: Definitely depends on amount of Jedi: 10+ have a higher chance of survival so long as they distance themselves from the Hive.
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Superb point, I had envisioned equal numbers on a Colosseum maybe with a few enclosures for variety, but Your point is more likely, I like the way You stated it to.
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Thank you my good sir.
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I call it as I see it, You clearly thought that through.
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But they will still be burnt,which means distarction and makes them an easier target.
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I'm saying the jedi can't be burnt, because the xenos wouldn't be able to bleed. They could be engaged even at close range, because there is no threat of acid blood. Lightsabers cauterize wounds.
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Aaah... Then 1 more advantage to the jedi... But a Force sensitive xeno would win both of them (let' s hope that creature wouldn' t appear, because it would destroy the universe as well) .
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Death Star the entire site from orbit. Itβs the only way to be sure.
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Episode 2: Attack of the Clones. They start out with at least a hundred or more Jedi against a large Battle Droid force. At the end of the fight, they're down to at around 20. In the end , I think the sheer number of Xenomorphs would overwhelm the Jedi.
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By the...! How could I forget that!? Good on You Cybermonkey21!
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That, and Dooku said when the Geonosian's battle droids were put with the Trade Federations battle droids, the Jedi would be overwhelmed. That fight scene in the coliseum proved that despite how skilled the Jedi are, they can be overwhelmed, just at the cost of a lot of droids. Happened in Episode 3 too during the attack on the temple, the sheer number of clones overwhelmed the Jedi there(well they did have Anakin too though).
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You forget that in both cases they got beaten by enemies with guns, the Xenomorphs would rush them head on and try to bite them.
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Xenomorphs are capable of spitting acid.
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Since when, they never did that in the movie.
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Okay, but they can only do that in some of the games, others they can't.
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Your right, They were overwhelmed I remember now, numbers do sometimes count for something lol!
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who do you personally think would win
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Yes, send something with teeth and claws to fight guys with swords that cut through metal, which typical cauterize wounds, meaning the Xenomorphs acid blood isn't an issue. Plus, some Jedi carry guns, the Xenomorphs greatest weakness.
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The chance the cauterize factor won't be in play though, and when do the Jedi carry Blasters?
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Luke, Revan, Kyle, and the Exile from KOTOR have, though Luke doesn't do so 24/7, it doesn't mean he never does.
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Good to know, that will definitely go into the calculations, the only reason I ask is because the "so Uncivilized" line in Episode 3.
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Xenomorph hands down. They are numerous, and in a single colony there can be many different castes of xenos. Each differently adapted and evolved to complete one simple task: protect the queen, ensure the colony's survival. The Jedi, though powerful, stand little chance.
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Xenomorphs being numerous and all that other stuff you said doesn't even matter because they're going up against people with force abilities and can sense the Xenomorphs coming towards because the Xenomorph would be sliced in seconds by a lightsaber. Also Xenomorphs get taken down by modern army soldiers with guns so I doubt they're going to do any better against a Jedi.
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Jedi, put I'm sure the Xenomorphs would put a good fight.
Only one can win...Xenomorph Jedi???
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People underestimate the intelligence of the Xenos. They are not stupid. They are cunning, sneaky and their minds are inaccessible to all but their Queen. So mind tricks won't work.
What the Jedi have on their side is the ability to predict certain things before they happen, but it doesn't always work.
I can imagine a Jedi using the force to push the Xeno back, but then they circle each other. They both need to be close to attack their enemies... or do they?
If the Jedi throws his lightsaber at the alien, it can jump over it towards the Jedi.
Some Xenos can spit their own blood at their prey. Acid isn't something lightsabers can deflect.
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Yet the Xenos still get taken down by modern army soldiers with guns because Jedis are above their training. Doesn't matter howΒ intelligent and cunning and sneaky the Xenomorphs are and their blood won't be an issue because I'm pretty sure lightsabers would still shake that off and it also doesn't matter if the Xeno jumps over it towards the Jedi because it would still get sliced in half if it touches the lightsaber. And Jedis aren't really stupid themselves and are moreΒ agile and haveΒ enhanced agility andΒ better range and are moreΒ experienced and are more faster and can react quickly to the Xenos coming towards them.
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... How is this it a movie yet... Hmm I hav a question, would a jedi xenomorph be able to use the force or force like skills like the senses the Jedi hav, cause it only took 1 predalien to whipe out a whole city in less than a day, so one Jedalien would probably reduce a planet to a hive in a week, gotta give the Xenomorphs the win on this one but I would luv to see Kanobi or Yoda go up against the queen
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XENOS ALL THE WAY!!!!!!
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tough call, the xenos have the numbers and the jedi the skills... tough fight indeed. whoever wins, an epic match it will be
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I got to go with Jedi. Even with this overwhelming force, they have the powers and mindset to survive.
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If this is going to be a mix of Jedi and Sith I say that they'll come out of this. Course it would be ineresting to see the xenomorphs win if say one of the force users gets nabbed by a face hugger. Then we'd have a whole new breed of force sensitive Xenomorphs!
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Omg...I think we'd better not breed them.They can destroy the universe!
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