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I sense a disturbance in the Force... it says that in Space, no one can hear you scream!Xenomorphs: The Aliens from the film of the same name, these creatures are killing machines able to adapt and survive on virtually any planet. With claws that can rend steel and acid in their veins, can anything stop the spread of this menace?
Jedi: Guardians of the Universe, rebels against the Empire, and masters of the mystical Force; these are the Jedi. They train day and night to wield great power; though whether they use it for the Light or Dark side remains the choice of the individual. With Lightsaber in hand, they are truly a force to be reckoned with.
So, who would you choose for the oncoming struggle? The constantly changing and adapting Aliens; who are faster, stronger, and more vicious then any human, and would love nothing more the to feast on the flesh of some Jedi, before offering the rest to the horrifying Facehuggers? Or the Jedi, who in order to prevent the spread of the Xenomorph scourge will bring all the power of the Force down on them, along with a little bit of Lightsaber-ing for good measure? It's up to you to decide:
WHO! IS! DEADLIEST!
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Force sensitive Xenos? The universe shudders at the thought!
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Now, this is interesting. This is truly interesting. I like this one.
On the one hand we have those creatures who are bred for nothing but butchery.
Now the way I look at it, here the Jedi's greatest asset turns into their greatest liability. Depending on whether the wound is cauterized or not, slicing an alien with a lightsabre could potentially spray the jedi with deadly acid, which potentially could be poisonous as well as acidic according to one documentary I saw once.
For me it'd have to depend on the Jedi. The jedi's weakness is that they're a dogmatic bunch. They tend to follow a set of rules more often than not. While the alien's greatest weakness is that they're not much smarter than a chimpanzee.
I'd pick Jedi, but it'd have to be the mavericks, the independant thinkers, the guys who can come up with a good plan that's outside the box. Qui-Gon come sto mind as one such man who can defeat the alien menace. Possibly anakin, just due to sheer force power. Though it won't be an easy fight for anyone.
For once the Jedi will know true fear, and if they can overcome it then they will prevail
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Well said. Do you think it'd be easier for a Light or Dark side Jedi to get the job done?
And there is no true fear, like the fear you get when a Facehugger is trying to latch itself onto you. Can you imagine the kind of alien we'd get from a Jedi?
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Personally I think that a mixed gang of light and dark would prevail with better chances. You get dark side offense mixed with light side defense. And it'd be fascinating to see two enemy factions be forced to work together to survive.
But I give light side a better chance. Sith are about saving their own skins, they'll betray one another. A sith doesn't need to outrun a xenomorph. Just the sith next to him.
And with facehuggers all around I'd trust a guy who's trained to be calm over a guy who is trained to rely on his anger
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5 jedi masters to 100 xenomorphs. our knowledge on a basic jedi knights force abilities is pretty limited, but we know a lot about the masters.
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Sounds like it'd be quite a fight. Tell me, who do you think would do better, Jedi or Sith?
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sith. notice how sith are almost always vastly outnumbered, yet they always seem to whoop the jedi. They also arent afraid to use more lethal techniques of the force. only the jedi masters seem capable of standing up to the sith
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it really depends on how this is set up. how many xenomorphs to each jedi? is it a 1 on 1 fight? which jedi is fighting because there is a vast range of skill. you have jedi knights and then you have people like mace windu and yoda and luke skywalker. I just need a little more specifics before i can cast a vote.
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For Jedi, it's a basic Jedi Knight, not a Jedi Master like Windu or Yoda. Just like we're using a basic Xenomorphs, instead of something like a Queen or a PredAlien.
As for Numbers: You can start with 1 on 1. You can also do 5 on 5. Some people have pointed out to me that this is sort of a Zombie vs. Vampire Scenario, where you really need more Xenos then Jedi, because Jedi have the force on their side. If you feel this is the case, try:
15 to 5 (which is the Jedi)
50 to 5
100 to 5 (at this point, I start thinking a Jedi Master might be needed)
??? to 5 (If you feel 5 Jedi can take on 100+ Xenos, tell me how many Xenos you'd think it would take)
I hope this answers your questions; and makes casting a vote a little easier.
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