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Published: 2018-11-29 20:13:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 4889; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 87
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ULTIMATE DISCLAIMER OF ULTIMATE DESTINY: Remember to smash that Download button to see this strip at full size because deviantART is still being annoying . I got an email the other day with the exact same message as the one that I got last week, so the hamster wheel is still in motion. Not sure if it's getting anywhere, but fingers crossed.
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Shelob is shanghaied into partying with his mortal nemesis like he's Mario or something, Fey removes an unwelcome Gjest, and I have astonishingly little else to say about this strip.
So yeah, if you couldn't gather from the first half of this comic, we're not quiiiite done with the story arc yet. We still have the after-party to get to! The thing about it, though, is that it's kind of long, and I'm not totally sure how the pacing is going to work out. So for the sake of narrative flow and maaaaybe being done with this crossover before the end of the year, the rest of the arc will be completed all at once before any more strips are posted. Once the first one goes up, the next one will follow a day or two later, and so on and so forth until the very end. I don't anticipate there being more than three or four at the maximum, but it all depends on how we decide to chop them up and ship them out to you all. So look forward to that!
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Previous works:
The Trouble with Skyrim: This Means War by Sir-Douglas-of-Fir
Asylum: Rescue by Wynnifredd and Evil-is-Relative
Screenshots taken in Skyrim, edited in GIMP. Further post-production by Evil-is-Relative in Photoshop
List of mod credits available here: fav.me/d6hir6a
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Comments: 40
aktikon1 [2019-06-06 03:28:15 +0000 UTC]
I like this plot. You ever consider one with miirak?
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Kidforlife [2019-03-06 02:13:48 +0000 UTC]
Ooooh Shelob, you KNEW you weren't going to get away that easy. Good Curtis. and poor Pearl. She tried. She really did. She needs a hug.
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Ethereal-Hawk [2018-12-27 05:18:35 +0000 UTC]
Hmm, I'd keep an eye on that horse. Enemies have a tendency of rigging the nearest form of transportation to spontaneously blow up. <_<>_>
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Sir-Douglas-of-Fir In reply to Ethereal-Hawk [2018-12-28 00:26:47 +0000 UTC]
Gjest missed his chance, but ye olde exploding horse gag is hilarious and I am filing it for future use.
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ShoutFinder [2018-11-30 20:48:14 +0000 UTC]
Fey is such a badass. A very epic way for her to make her calm, collected entrance. She and Pearl are definitely fun
And how trippy it must be for Shelob to meet an Ulfric that's actually somewhat more open minded than his parallel counterparts! I await the afterparty with great glee!
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Sir-Douglas-of-Fir In reply to ShoutFinder [2018-11-30 21:41:43 +0000 UTC]
She is, and they are. I'm sure Evil-is-Relative will be glad to know you think so too.
"Trippy" is definitely a word for it. Glad you're looking forward to it, because I'm sure looking forward to showing you.
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spruce56 [2018-11-30 08:51:14 +0000 UTC]
Nice, nice. Interesting to see how Shelob evades at the prospect of meeting a good Ulfric
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Sir-Douglas-of-Fir In reply to spruce56 [2018-11-30 13:48:39 +0000 UTC]
"Good" is a relative term, y'know. Friendly or not, this fellow is still responsible for a lot of stuff Shelob believes is wrong, and he's not likely to forget it. Plus the whole idea of making nice with the man just gives Shelob the heebie-jeebies.
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spruce56 In reply to Sir-Douglas-of-Fir [2018-12-01 01:25:45 +0000 UTC]
Definitely, that's why I'm enjoying the way you write it - great personality portrayal.
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Jowain92 [2018-11-30 02:23:14 +0000 UTC]
Something about that talk of other worlds gives me plots and schemes
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Sir-Douglas-of-Fir In reply to Jowain92 [2018-11-30 02:38:00 +0000 UTC]
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Castiel-the-Angel [2018-11-30 01:42:52 +0000 UTC]
Shelob obviously needs to level his Sneak so his Shelob-Skidoo can work on Curtis
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Sir-Douglas-of-Fir In reply to Castiel-the-Angel [2018-11-30 01:43:48 +0000 UTC]
It's debatable whether such a level of Sneak even exists.
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Conn1321 [2018-11-30 00:09:59 +0000 UTC]
Shelob's quest to escape Ulfric is in Vain for there are more waiting for him in my story
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Sir-Douglas-of-Fir In reply to Conn1321 [2018-11-30 00:28:24 +0000 UTC]
Shhh! Don't tell him that! Let him have a minute to breathe or he'll have a heart attack right on the spot.
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the-exiled-muse [2018-11-29 22:54:57 +0000 UTC]
Part of me actually feels sorry for Gjest. Some people are so brainwashed that they literally can't think any other way.
I think Shelob may find some pleasure in the after-party, if only in having Aela to chat with and seeing his kids have fun. Although I also suspect he will be keeping a close eye on Telki in case she tries to teach his kids how to make mischief.
I wonder what will happen to Evil Ulfric now. I am certain he will try to escape. As Telling said, all of his selves are stubborn as Oblivion. Maybe the ideal masters will claim him?
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Sir-Douglas-of-Fir In reply to the-exiled-muse [2018-11-29 23:14:49 +0000 UTC]
Sad but true. It's hard to look at characters like Gjest or any of Evil-is-Relative 's other Young Ones without wondering who they might have been, if they'd not been in Thalmor's clutches from birth. How much of what they do is nurture, and how much is nature? And how much of the nature was specifically bred into them by the Thalmor themselves, given their backstories? It's a sticky, sticky situation all around, though if it makes anybody feel any better, the vibe I get from Gjest is that he probably wouldn't have been a very nice person regardless.
Hopefully Shelob will be able to unclench just a little bit with his wife and kids present. Though he's been keeping a close eye on Telki since he set foot in this dimension and will continue to do so until he leaves, so nothing new there.
Hard to say, hard to say. Ulfric's a stubborn and clever son of a netch... but then, so is Shelob, so we'll see what ultimately comes of our patented Tyrant in a BottleTM.
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the-exiled-muse In reply to Sir-Douglas-of-Fir [2018-11-30 09:43:59 +0000 UTC]
I assume, by Good Ulfric's blue eyes, that Telki removed the Necromancer's Amulet from the body either before the good spirit reclaimed the body or when she gave him sobermead?
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Wynnifredd In reply to the-exiled-muse [2018-12-02 07:33:57 +0000 UTC]
Totes. That thing gives her the worst heebie jeebies.
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the-exiled-muse In reply to Wynnifredd [2018-12-02 09:00:37 +0000 UTC]
I'm guess Telki might need a new, more secure safe for it and other nasty artifacts. Maybe work with another mage to give it an enchanted lock.
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the-exiled-muse In reply to Wynnifredd [2018-12-03 03:26:45 +0000 UTC]
You might like to look at the Tears of the Savior quest in Oblivion for ideas. In it, the player has to go to a glade that's sealed behind an ancient door. The only way to open the door is to touch it when Refined Frost Salts. That kind of enchantment makes the door impossible to lockpick.
Quest Info: en.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Tear…
"Knightfall", the book used in the quest: en.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Knig…
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Endaljaro [2018-11-29 22:50:00 +0000 UTC]
Shelob now has a tyrant in a lamp, that could only get worse even if he find a portal to Coldharbour to throw it away.
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Sir-Douglas-of-Fir In reply to Endaljaro [2018-11-29 22:55:37 +0000 UTC]
It's okay, he'll just slap a SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: DO NOT RUB label on it. Everyone pays attention to those, right?
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Rienh [2018-11-29 21:10:40 +0000 UTC]
Wow the bad guy has been defeated. Your co-writers certainly have good influence on you as to not let this one fight take literally years. It's kind of an unusual feeling to be honest. Conn's villains always stay alive after clashing with the heroes.
I'm eager to see the victory party.
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Sir-Douglas-of-Fir In reply to Rienh [2018-11-29 21:21:39 +0000 UTC]
*Tactfully sidesteps backhanded compliment* Glad you're looking forward to it! Hope to see you then!
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spyrkle4 [2018-11-29 21:06:34 +0000 UTC]
Wait this arc is still going?! Jeez what's next a Thalmor invasion?
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Sir-Douglas-of-Fir In reply to spyrkle4 [2018-11-29 21:19:14 +0000 UTC]
I think you have me confused for someone else.
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avengen [2018-11-29 20:40:48 +0000 UTC]
I just realised, this is basically "Crisis on Infinite Earth's"
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Wynnifredd In reply to avengen [2018-11-29 23:21:09 +0000 UTC]
A more infinite nirns take is concurrently happening in a friends comic. This is more like he left the door open, and we're toodling around in his back yard.
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the-exiled-muse In reply to avengen [2018-11-29 22:56:14 +0000 UTC]
I hadn't thought of it that way, but I think you're right.
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Sir-Douglas-of-Fir In reply to avengen [2018-11-29 20:46:58 +0000 UTC]
More like Crisis on Two Earths , but you’re in the ballpark.
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Janus3003 [2018-11-29 20:24:26 +0000 UTC]
Damsel Ulfric has been saved. Now it's time for him to kiss his rescuer.
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Sir-Douglas-of-Fir In reply to Janus3003 [2018-11-29 20:25:50 +0000 UTC]
Shelob insists that Telki did most of the hard work, and she should go first.
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Wynnifredd In reply to Sir-Douglas-of-Fir [2018-11-30 01:12:10 +0000 UTC]
Would Shelob prefer a laurel, and hearty handshake?
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Sir-Douglas-of-Fir In reply to Wynnifredd [2018-11-30 01:32:19 +0000 UTC]
"As High King of Skyrim, it is my privilege to extend a laurel and hearty handshake to our new... pig-face. "
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Janus3003 In reply to Sir-Douglas-of-Fir [2018-11-30 20:50:09 +0000 UTC]
"THE DRAGONBORN IS A PIG—"
"What'd he say?"
"He said the Dragonborn is appearing!"
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Wynnifredd In reply to Sir-Douglas-of-Fir [2018-11-30 01:50:55 +0000 UTC]
And you wonder why I love you so ^_^
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