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It's another pic from the Crazy Lizard archives, featuring a pair of orcs you may recognise from here: [link] and also from here: [link] .

As has been mentioned previously, Mozgrog (on the left) and Ogrokh (on the right) once had part-time careers as professional wrestlers, making a bit of extra cash at weekends by taking part in various regional grunt-and-grapple shows. They fought as a tag-team known as the Beer Monsters (a name inspired by their shared fondness for all things alcoholic), and they were surprisingly successful, gaining popularity with the fans and defeating numerous other teams by fighting so shambolically that all of their opponents' cunning strategies were rendered totally useless.

Of course, just like any other self-respecting orcish wrestling tag-team, Ogrokh and Mozgrog needed some outlandish outfits to fight in - and the illustration above shows them sporting the clobber in which they did their clobbering, hence the recurring grog barrel motif and the wholly unnecessary warpaint. (Orcs generally prefer to apply warpaint to their bodies rather than their faces, because it takes so long to work round the ears and the fangs.)

Incidentally, you might like to note that when orcish pro wrestlers hit each other - unlike their human equivalents on modern-day Earth - they really do hit each other. This is something worth bearing in mind before you try to make fun of their costumes.

Description
It's another pic from the Crazy Lizard archives, featuring a pair of orcs you may recognise from here: [link] and also from here: [link] .

As has been mentioned previously, Mozgrog (on the left) and Ogrokh (on the right) once had part-time careers as professional wrestlers, making a bit of extra cash at weekends by taking part in various regional grunt-and-grapple shows. They fought as a tag-team known as the Beer Monsters (a name inspired by their shared fondness for all things alcoholic), and they were surprisingly successful, gaining popularity with the fans and defeating numerous other teams by fighting so shambolically that all of their opponents' cunning strategies were rendered totally useless.

Of course, just like any other self-respecting orcish wrestling tag-team, Ogrokh and Mozgrog needed some outlandish outfits to fight in - and the illustration above shows them sporting the clobber in which they did their clobbering, hence the recurring grog barrel motif and the wholly unnecessary warpaint. (Orcs generally prefer to apply warpaint to their bodies rather than their faces, because it takes so long to work round the ears and the fangs.)

Incidentally, you might like to note that when orcish pro wrestlers hit each other - unlike their human equivalents on modern-day Earth - they really do hit each other. This is something worth bearing in mind before you try to make fun of their costumes.