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Published: 2020-02-17 18:19:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 11275; Favourites: 170; Downloads: 74
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The mission was accomplished, she had the data the client contracted her to retrieve, and the Azimuth Pharmaceutical chemical processing plant had been secured for the time being. She stopped by the Jeep to enjoy a well-earned cigar and let the adrenaline dissipate, with the two Afra prisoners she'd captured in tow. It would be a long drive back to the safe house, and she-"Hey, uh, why does your gun shoot strawberry jam? Can I have some? I'm really hungry."
"It doesn't shoot strawberries, dumbass."
"Hah! Raspberry! I told you!"
-lamented the fact that she'd forgotten to bring duct tape.
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The place in the background does look one of the plants I use to work as a maintenance technician years ago.
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Based some of the details on a refinery in Alaska.
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I've worked at an ammunition plant, a couple of food processing plants, a plastics molding place, and my final job was at a place that manufactured cellophane.
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Yeah... aFras just ain't that well-made. 
Super cute, very fun!
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Good stuff!
Luv the details (and new shading techniques)
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I do think it's really funny these Afras think blood is strawberry jam. But the picture looks really great
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i should alwo point out (when not fantasizing about a sweet AzPhar giel holding a very sharp blade to my throat and whispering "C'mon, loverboy, how about giving up a little more strawberry jam for your, sweetums" in my ear as she licks ths blood from a fee shallow cuts she has already made) how really good this is, from the close attention to detail to the expressions on your character's faces.
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Ah a good ole M9 and a Rollex(?) As if that wasnt operator enough she's got comtacs to boot lol. Nice work.
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She is definitely an operator who operates in operational environments! The watch is a Marathon GSAR. USMC approved. (It's not very clear here but that's an EGA tattoo on her left forearm.)
Thank you!
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$1,200 watch, holeee-shit. And figures a Marine is smoking in a combat zone haha.
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Now why do they think it shot strawberry jam? Were there other clones in the facility? Are we talking clueless clones, here?
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It's kind or a running joke that they are programmed to think freakish wounds are smears of strawberry jam. Keeps the morale high I guess.
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Wouldn't this also lead to horrifying scenes as hungry Azphar personnel at dressing station tearing off their own dressings to get at the "strawberry jam". Or, even worse, coming across enemy wounded in the field and , well, ...licking? One could well imagine situations in the field where, especially if ration supply became dodgy, Azphar units might form hunting parties to take advantage of what they believe to be a natural food supply. In short, the end result of such conditioning might be entire AzPhar military formations of heavily-armed vampire-cannibal-ghoul women, all the more horrifying because of their complete non-Gothic demeanor, all perky in blue-an-white spandex, seemingly wholesome Azphar girls...except for their obsessive desire for the fresh blood of their enemies.
The really creepy part is that they have no idea of what they've done. That just know they really, really like strawberry jam, and those Shik bitches are just stuffed full of fresh delicious strawberry jam!
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"Heavily armed vampire-cannibal-ghoul women" actually aounds pretty sexy though. I mean, at least until you think about what that would actually mean, in practice.
Well, at least they'd have a cheerful, positive attitude, unlike your old-fashioned vampires, ghouls.etc. They'd also have automatic weapons, grenade launchers, mortars, armored walkers and artillery support, which would present any prospective Van Helsing with a rather more difficult problem than finding some guy sleeping in a coffin.
One can imagine complaints from AzPhar commanders and clients as they find it difficult to keep the troops focused on actual mission goals, as opposed to indscriminate killing motivated by strawberry jam lust. The ensuing bad publicity would be of some concern: Azimuth's neo-Ozcura formations would already be enough of a PR disaster, but when you start seeing headlines like INSANE BLOOD ORGY OF AZPHAR TROOPS you have to think this is going to seriously impact AzPhar's family friendly image, no matte how many Zimu Star concerts you sponsor. Put a crimp in aspirin salea, maybe.
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Yeah, seems like she's playing on easy mode.
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